I would dance around happily and I wouldn't believe my eyes.
What about you? (the same question)
I would dance around happily and I wouldn't believe my eyes.
What about you? (the same question)
Roland would have understood.
I would invite them in, have a warm meal, and chat into the night
What would you do if you lost your memories from the last year?
Probably be really, really happy about it.
What would you do if you woke up and discovered you were the opposite sex?
"People, especially children, aren't measured by their IQ. What's important about them is whether they're good or bad, and these children are bad." ~ Alan Bernard
"You needn't die happy when your day comes, but you must die satisfied, for you have lived your life from beginning to end and ka is always served." ~ Roland Deschain
Pick up on myself?
What would you if you woke without your arms?
Scratch myself with my toes?
What would you do if Roland let you into his ka-tet?
"People, especially children, aren't measured by their IQ. What's important about them is whether they're good or bad, and these children are bad." ~ Alan Bernard
"You needn't die happy when your day comes, but you must die satisfied, for you have lived your life from beginning to end and ka is always served." ~ Roland Deschain
Originally Posted by feverishparade
Roland would have understood.
Try not to forget the face of my father
What would you do if the Crimson King took up residence in your mind?
Lock myself up and throw away the key.
What would you do if you had been the one to choose between Jake and the Tower?
"People, especially children, aren't measured by their IQ. What's important about them is whether they're good or bad, and these children are bad." ~ Alan Bernard
"You needn't die happy when your day comes, but you must die satisfied, for you have lived your life from beginning to end and ka is always served." ~ Roland Deschain
The tower, the greater good.
Have you ever given LISTERINE POCKETPAK® to a puppy?
All that's left of what we were is what we have become.
id push the little pest off and go back and find that sex slut in the speaking ring
What would you do if you were dying of cancer?
"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think." - Duma Key
zoneseek@thedarktower.com
Party like it's 1999.
What would you do if you got fired tomorrow?
"People, especially children, aren't measured by their IQ. What's important about them is whether they're good or bad, and these children are bad." ~ Alan Bernard
"You needn't die happy when your day comes, but you must die satisfied, for you have lived your life from beginning to end and ka is always served." ~ Roland Deschain
Have all the time in the world to do whatever
What would you do if time just stopped?
Throw away my watch.
What would you do if the earth started spininng backwards?
"People, especially children, aren't measured by their IQ. What's important about them is whether they're good or bad, and these children are bad." ~ Alan Bernard
"You needn't die happy when your day comes, but you must die satisfied, for you have lived your life from beginning to end and ka is always served." ~ Roland Deschain
Look up in the sky for Superman!
What would you do if I slapped your ass?
You'd receive a swift kick to the temple.
What would you do if I flipped you off?
Snap your finger off like a twig.
What would you do if I spit on you?
"People, especially children, aren't measured by their IQ. What's important about them is whether they're good or bad, and these children are bad." ~ Alan Bernard
"You needn't die happy when your day comes, but you must die satisfied, for you have lived your life from beginning to end and ka is always served." ~ Roland Deschain
Faint.
What would you do if I farted loudly in the library?
Laugh, and then call you a pig.
What would you do if you got locked in the grocery store overnight?
"People, especially children, aren't measured by their IQ. What's important about them is whether they're good or bad, and these children are bad." ~ Alan Bernard
"You needn't die happy when your day comes, but you must die satisfied, for you have lived your life from beginning to end and ka is always served." ~ Roland Deschain
die of starvation.
What would you do if a co-worker walked into the office with purple hair?
That would be nothing new around here.
What would you do if you woke up and your hair was purple?
"People, especially children, aren't measured by their IQ. What's important about them is whether they're good or bad, and these children are bad." ~ Alan Bernard
"You needn't die happy when your day comes, but you must die satisfied, for you have lived your life from beginning to end and ka is always served." ~ Roland Deschain
swing senore' willy around and pretend to be snuffleuffagus
What would you do if your fly broke on the bus?
"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think." - Duma Key
zoneseek@thedarktower.com
Try not to put anyones eye out
What would you do if you saw your Boss run through the office naked?
I would catch him and jump on him.
What would you see if found a big cockroach in your hamburger at McDonald's?
Roland would have understood.
Enjoy the new ingrediant
What would you do if you saw someone eating said cockroach burger?
Ask him if Survivorman was correct..."are they tasty?"
What would you do if you found a hundred dollar bill lying on the ground and nobody was around to claim it?
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