Yeah, yeah, yeah. At least I know what SIGNS MEAN. Oh and what's that thing sticking out your steering wheel column? Hmmmmm if you push down on it, these little lights in the shape of arrows start flashing....learn to use those too!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. At least I know what SIGNS MEAN. Oh and what's that thing sticking out your steering wheel column? Hmmmmm if you push down on it, these little lights in the shape of arrows start flashing....learn to use those too!
"It's his eyes, Roland thought. They were wide and terrible, the eyes of a dragon in human form" - Roland seeing the Crimson King for the first time.
"When the King comes and the Tower falls, sai, all such pretty things as yours will be broken. Then there will be darkness and nothing but the howl of Discordia and the cries of the can toi" - From Song of Susannah
Originally Posted by Wuducynn
I was beginning to think turn signals were optional on newer cars because I so rarely see anybody use them anymore.
I love the sound the turn signals make when they're on...
Okay, if I'm in a corner in a library at college, alone, reading, and listening to music, I probably don't want to talk to anyone.
If on top of that, if I look up, say hi, and dive right back into my book while I'm being talked to, I probably don't want to talk.
And finally, if I close my book and say I'm busy, I want to be left the fuck alone.
automobiles piss me off
somebody in a green one honked at me and flipped me off while I was walking across the crosswalk I called him aSpoiler:LOUDLY
it felt really good
pedestrian rage is highly under rated
if the worlds gonna end then let's get it over with, i got shit to do
yes, but. you are NOT supposed to fucking wait at the fucking sign for the drivers who are currently IN massachusetts and rhode island.<---- This sign does NOT mean the oncoming traffic yields to YOU. You are supposed to yield to oncoming traffic, Massachusetts and Rhode Island drivers especially please take note.
No smoking signs in restroonm at churches!!!!
I mean...fucking, duh!!!
All that's left of what we were is what we have become.
If I am standing beside the coffee maker and putting sugar or creamer in my cup, I'm going to pour coffee into it nest. Therefore, it is exceedingly rude of you to reach around* me and grab the pot and pour all but the dregs of the pot into your cup and the cup of the guy behind you.
Yeah, I said something to them about it.
Him: "There's enough for another cup." (NOTE: There was JUST enough. You know the amount - the tiny bit that people leave just so they won't have to make another pot.)
Me: "Yeah, of the dregs. I'll just make a fresh pot."
*Insert obligatory reach-around joke.
It'll take a lot more than words and guns,
A whole lot more than riches and muscle.
The hands of the many must join as one.
And together we'll cross the river.
Puscifer, "The Humbling River"
Woofer, had that been me, the conversation might have gone something like this...
Him: "There's enough for another cup."
Me: "Then perhaps you should have waited since I got here first. Dick."
LOL! I wish I had, but unfortunately I'm having another of those days (at least Misha is here to hug me now and again), so that was the best I could muster at the moment. If I had gotten overly rude, I would've lost it on him. And then possibly my job since he's only been here a few months but is retired military (read: next to GOD status-wise) and head of a project whereas I am just a 14-year loyal senior technical writer.
I did manage to make him say "Sorry" at least.
It'll take a lot more than words and guns,
A whole lot more than riches and muscle.
The hands of the many must join as one.
And together we'll cross the river.
Puscifer, "The Humbling River"
something that shouldn't need saying:
i heart you people.
but you should know that already.
I had no idea sarajean.
i didn't mean you.
(yes i did)
We love you, too, sj.
It'll take a lot more than words and guns,
A whole lot more than riches and muscle.
The hands of the many must join as one.
And together we'll cross the river.
Puscifer, "The Humbling River"
She's alright, I guess.
i never want to be thought of as more than alright.
Use punctuation in your sentences. At least a freaking period to show me where your sentence ends. I shouldn't have to try and decipher some message online because you can't use periods, but are happy to use numbers in your words instead of spelling "to".
Speaking of grammar...
don't write me an e-mail that has nothing but text-speak... I might not know what IDK or IRL means. (of course I do now.) And please don't use Ebonics in your letters as well. I can't stand people writing me an e-mail and telling me that they had foshizzle of a good time at the club.
Does whatever a spiderman does.
I hate netspeak period. I still frequent a chat room from a gaming clan I used to be in. Many of the members are younger than me by about 5 years which at the time, meant I was 22 and they were 17 or younger, some a little older. But they still talk like retards. It's like jargon and they seem to think purposely misspelling everything is funny and amusing. They have 'cool' phrases like 'umadbro' shamelessly condensing an entire sentence into 1 poorly spelled word. Not to mention they have to abbreviate EVERYTHING. They play most call of duty black ops. You know what they refer to it is? BO. That's right, BO. When it came out it was weeks of 'you man did you get BO yet'. 'yeah, I got BO today' . Because kids are too damn lazy to type (which is the least energy consuming task on the planet I think, besides maybe blinking) Black Ops so now it seems as if they talk about offensive odours for hours at a time. 'You gotta join us in this BO game.'...doesn't sound appealing.
Sometimes I feel like the world will end and all us people who understand english will die and these netspeakers will be left alive, ensuring all organized thought is eradicated from humanity forever. ARG, it infuriates me. What is wrong with kids these days?
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