Unconditional Love Game

[LadyHitchhiker]

I would make you wash your mouth a lot though. Money is very unsanitary and I wouldn't want you sick because I love you too much!

Would you still love me if I only knew the word "Hello"?

[B Rag]

Yes, because you say it better than anybody!



Would you still love me if used firecrackers as very short-lived candles?

[LadyHitchhiker]

You sure know how to light up my life!

Would you still love me if I wanted to live in a cardboard box?

[B Rag]

Only if there's room for two!


Would you still love me if I preferred holes in the walls over windows?

[LadyHitchhiker]

I love ventilation.

Would you still love me if my feet were always -30 degrees Fahrenheit?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Selfish BUMP! (Sorry I love this game)

[Letti]

Of course and we wouldn't need an air conditioning.


Would you still love me if I wanted to sleep in the sink?

[LadyHitchhiker]

We'd just get a bigger sink so we could both sleep there.

Would you still love me if my skin was missing?

[Dagavidiab]

Of course, that way i would see your inner self, all the time

Would you still love me if treat you like a Paintball target?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Of course! I love color!

Would you still love me if I could only speak in Meows?

[Nerak]

Of course, that would mean that I could be bi-lingual!

Would you still loved me if I only wanted to text you and not speak?

[Bethany]

Of course, I'm addicted to texting anyway <3

Would you still love me if I wanted to bite your toenails?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Yes. I don't like clipping them anyways.

Would you still love me if I drove my car with my eyes shut?

[Dagavidiab]

Yes, you will be driving us to a better place!

Would you still love me if i spend all my money on me, and all your money on us? I could be your "papi chulo"!

[LadyHitchhiker]

Yes. At least money would be getting to both of us. I don't require much anyways.

Would you still love me if I spent all of our money on Star Trek stuff?

[B Rag]

Set phazers on YES.


Would you still love me if I protested outside Lady Gaga concerts?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Well someone has to! Yes!

Would you still love me if I had no control over my bladder?

[Dr Krentist]

Yes, no one likes it when people are too controlling.

Would you still love me if I constantly tried to pick fights with toddlers?

[B Rag]

As long as they were jerks.



Would you still love me if I told you I had no idea what the Dark Tower series was even about?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Hey, that's something at least I could teach you!

Would you still love me if I only spoke in rhyme all the time?

[B Rag]

Sure, I wouldn't mind, I'd think it was mighty fine.




Would you love me if I used your av, sig, and screenname on other forums?

[LadyHitchhiker]

They say that imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.

Would you still love me if I liked to shake you all the time when you were full?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Yes, I love dancing.

Would you still love me if I was never stable again?

[beam*seeker]

Yes, because variety is the spice of life.

Would you still love me if I was a liar?

[Erin]

NO. (See, I can lie too!)


Would you still love me if I never showered again?