Unconditional Love Game

[LadyHitchhiker]

I love animals!

Would you still love me if I quit my job tomorrow?

[B Rag]

Sure, that'd give you more time to cook and clean for me.




Would you still love me if every two hours, my personality shifted to the exact opposite of my usual one?

[Letti]

Of course. It would be really exciting.. and a bit stressful but I would.


Would you still love me if I wanted to sleep in the cemetery every day?

[B Rag]

Sure! It'd be really convenient once I died.



Would you still love me if I started fights with all the neighbors, and it was really obvious that they were right?

[Letti]

Yes, of course. Arguing is the best when you know that you are not right.


Would you still love me if I drew a big black moustache on your face you couldn't wash off for hours every time you went to sleep?

[Melike]

Yes, of course, of course!!! So I could find the chance to experience Dali-like reality, at least for a while.


Would you still love me, if I made payment with your nice car to buy myself cheesecake?

[flaggwalkstheline]

why yes yes I would
given that I dont like or possess an automobilethats no problem for me

would u still love me if I ate half of said cheese cake without your permission while you werent looking?

[Melike]

Yes, I would. Then I could have a reason to buy one more big cheesecake; 1 slice for you, rest is mine.


Would you still love me, if I worn high heels singing ''tak, tak'' loudly, while we have been looking for books in a library?

[LadyHitchhiker]

I never knew the library could be even more exciting!!!! Yes! Yes I would!!!

Would you still love me if I refused to pay for the bills except by means of food?

[Letti]

Yes, I would. I wouldn't pay for the bills, either. We need money to buy food.


Would you still love me if I hit every living soul in the street who dared to look at you?

[LadyHitchhiker]

It's okay. I'd just make my family wear bags over their heads so you wouldn't know they were looking at me. The rest of the world's a free for all. I know you're just being protective.

Would you still love me if I refused to use anything synthetic ever again?

[B Rag]

Sure! I'm all natural, and that's all you need.




Would you still love me if I changed my last name to "the Pimp"?

[Letti]

Yes, of course. I could still call you "my dear little button" anyway.


Would you still love me if I spoke like Chewbacca all day long?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Ooooooh growling turns me on!!!

Would you still love me if I had a big hunchback?

[B Rag]

As long as you didn't mind me trying to ride it.



Would you still love me if I rode a dog around the house?

[Letti]

With all my heart and soul. Anyway we wouldn't need to spend on bus tickets anymore.


Would you still love me if I kept chawing your eyebrows while you were sleeping?

[B Rag]

Sure, they need thinning out anyway.



Would you still love me if I had a fetish involving the Grinch?

[LadyHitchhiker]

You have no idea how much I love Dr. Seuss!!!!!!!!!

Would you love me if my nose never stopped running?

[Letti]

Yes, but I would try to catch it time to time.


Would you still love me if I slept with my eyes open?

[B Rag]

Yes, because then I could look into them all night!



Would you love me if I tried to one-up you constantly?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Yes, because I of course would pick someone who I think is better than me to love..

Would you still love me if I was addicted to the weather channel?

[Letti]

:smiles widely: Yeah, I would. Time to time I would throw the TV out of the window but I would buy a new one later.


Would you still love me if I wore shoes on my hands and gloves on my feet and I called every man 'Ethel' and every woman 'Kevin'?

[Melike]

Letti, if it is you nothing would be a reason for me to quit loving you. By the way, I'd find you very interesting and weird which are very important qualities for me.


Would you still love me if I have been very agressive one moment, and very kind other moment?

[Letti]

Yes, I guess our relationship would be even more passionate.


Would you still love me if I could say only one word every day?

[LadyHitchhiker]

I would certainly learn to listen better because I would hang on your every word.

Would you still love me if I felt I had to write a formal complaint to any one who had slighted me and a formal compliment for every person who had touched my life in a good way?