I love animals!
Would you still love me if I quit my job tomorrow?
I love animals!
Would you still love me if I quit my job tomorrow?
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Sure, that'd give you more time to cook and clean for me.
Would you still love me if every two hours, my personality shifted to the exact opposite of my usual one?
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
Of course. It would be really exciting.. and a bit stressful but I would.
Would you still love me if I wanted to sleep in the cemetery every day?
Roland would have understood.
Sure! It'd be really convenient once I died.
Would you still love me if I started fights with all the neighbors, and it was really obvious that they were right?
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
Yes, of course. Arguing is the best when you know that you are not right.
Would you still love me if I drew a big black moustache on your face you couldn't wash off for hours every time you went to sleep?
Roland would have understood.
Yes, of course, of course!!! So I could find the chance to experience Dali-like reality, at least for a while.
Would you still love me, if I made payment with your nice car to buy myself cheesecake?
why yes yes I would
given that I dont like or possess an automobilethats no problem for me
would u still love me if I ate half of said cheese cake without your permission while you werent looking?
if the worlds gonna end then let's get it over with, i got shit to do
Yes, I would. Then I could have a reason to buy one more big cheesecake; 1 slice for you, rest is mine.
Would you still love me, if I worn high heels singing ''tak, tak'' loudly, while we have been looking for books in a library?
I never knew the library could be even more exciting!!!! Yes! Yes I would!!!
Would you still love me if I refused to pay for the bills except by means of food?
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Yes, I would. I wouldn't pay for the bills, either. We need money to buy food.
Would you still love me if I hit every living soul in the street who dared to look at you?
Roland would have understood.
It's okay. I'd just make my family wear bags over their heads so you wouldn't know they were looking at me. The rest of the world's a free for all. I know you're just being protective.
Would you still love me if I refused to use anything synthetic ever again?
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Sure! I'm all natural, and that's all you need.
Would you still love me if I changed my last name to "the Pimp"?
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
Yes, of course. I could still call you "my dear little button" anyway.
Would you still love me if I spoke like Chewbacca all day long?
Roland would have understood.
Ooooooh growling turns me on!!!
Would you still love me if I had a big hunchback?
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As long as you didn't mind me trying to ride it.
Would you still love me if I rode a dog around the house?
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
With all my heart and soul. Anyway we wouldn't need to spend on bus tickets anymore.
Would you still love me if I kept chawing your eyebrows while you were sleeping?
Roland would have understood.
Sure, they need thinning out anyway.
Would you still love me if I had a fetish involving the Grinch?
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
You have no idea how much I love Dr. Seuss!!!!!!!!!
Would you love me if my nose never stopped running?
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Yes, but I would try to catch it time to time.
Would you still love me if I slept with my eyes open?
Roland would have understood.
Yes, because then I could look into them all night!
Would you love me if I tried to one-up you constantly?
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
Yes, because I of course would pick someone who I think is better than me to love..
Would you still love me if I was addicted to the weather channel?
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:smiles widely: Yeah, I would. Time to time I would throw the TV out of the window but I would buy a new one later.
Would you still love me if I wore shoes on my hands and gloves on my feet and I called every man 'Ethel' and every woman 'Kevin'?
Roland would have understood.
Letti, if it is you nothing would be a reason for me to quit loving you. By the way, I'd find you very interesting and weird which are very important qualities for me.
Would you still love me if I have been very agressive one moment, and very kind other moment?
Yes, I guess our relationship would be even more passionate.
Would you still love me if I could say only one word every day?
Roland would have understood.
I would certainly learn to listen better because I would hang on your every word.
Would you still love me if I felt I had to write a formal complaint to any one who had slighted me and a formal compliment for every person who had touched my life in a good way?
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