I'd be starstruck, but yes!
Would you still love me if I insisted that I went to middle school with Kermit the Frog?
I'd be starstruck, but yes!
Would you still love me if I insisted that I went to middle school with Kermit the Frog?
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
of course! me and Kermit go way back too. small world.
would you still love me if i dressed like Waldo and made career of standing around in over-crowded areas?
I love Waldo... red-striped shirts are too hawwwwwwwt
Would you still love me if I shaved my head?
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Naturally, just think of all the fun we could have with both of us wearing different wigs.
Would you still love me if I kept cheese in my car for months?
I'm glad I'm not the only one who knows that's the proper way to age cheese!!!
Would you still love me if I was unemployed?
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Yeah, then we'd have more time to just hang out.
would you still love me if my breath always smelled like dill pickle potato chips?
Of course. And for my part I would eat onion all day long.
Would you still love me if I started to dance on your head at midnight?
Roland would have understood.
Are you serious?! A dancing fairy on my head at midnight? I wouldn't even want to sleep again.
Would you still love me if I had snakes instead of the curls of my hair?
yeah i just wouldn't get that close to you.
would you still love me if all i ate was pizza and every bit of my furniture was made out of pizza boxes?
Pizza is my alltime favorite food. As long as you were sharing food with me, you could make the whole entire HOUSE out of pizza boxes and I'd be happy.
Would you still love me if my ears were pointed?
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That'd be positively adorable!
Would you still love me if I made fun of people with disabilities?
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
Huh, sorry but in this case.. my answer must be no.
Would you still love me if I couldn't love you because you made fun of people with disabilities?
Roland would have understood.
Yes. Yes I would.
Would you still love me if I could only be successful intimately when I am dressed as a pirate?
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As long as you didn't insist on a pirate beard.
(I can't believe I got the first "no"!)
Would you still love me if I hosted a dogfighting ring in my backyard?
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
As long as no animals are hurt in the production of the dogfight... it'll be like a mud wrestling pit, right?
Would you still love me if I could only communicate through tv show theme songs?
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Yes, especially if they're completely instrumental ones!
Would you still love me if I had paper for skin?
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
yes, but very very gently.
Would you still love me if I never wanted to leave the house.
Of course, so we could watch movies all day long.
Would you still love me if I had a raven's heart?
as long as you keep the raven's hair too.
Would you still love me if I had a foil where my left ear should be?
All that's left of what we were is what we have become.
As long as the foil had been molded into the shape of a left ear.
Would you still love me if I had a penis growing out of my head?
Sloth Love Chunk
Even if you had a head on your penis!
Would you still love me if I wet the bed? Not as an accident or a regular occurrence...if I did it just for a gag?
All that's left of what we were is what we have become.
Sure.....it keeps me warm.
Would you still love me if my flatulence stained the furniture greenish-brown?
Sloth Love Chunk
Sure, I buy my furniture that color anyway!
Would you still love me if I took a dump in a cereal box and then put it back in the cabinet?
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
Sure, I bet it would actually make grape nuts taste better.
Would you still love me If you caught me masterbating to Better Homes and Gardens magazine?
Sloth Love Chunk
If you're that excited about decorating, our home will look great!
Would you still love me if I had surgery to make my face resemble that of a dog?
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
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