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    Yar!




    Would you still love me if I did a really bad impression of you every time we went anywhere in public?
    Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.

    Quote Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
    my itty bitty boy parts need the movie to grow
    You can't ignore my girth.

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    Of course. But leave the "O" faces out of it, ok?


    Would you still love me if I loved ewe?
    All that's left of what we were is what we have become.

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    Yes, because I love ewe, too.
    Mmmm.

    Would you still love me if my insides were my outsides, and my outsides were my insides?
    Time spent with cats is never wasted.

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    I love you from the inside out, no matter the direction.

    Would you still love me if I had Wolverine claws?

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    Satanic Mechanic B Rag will become famous soon enough B Rag's Avatar

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    As long as you knew how to use'm!




    Would you still love me if I turned into Steve Urkel every now and then?
    Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.

    Quote Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
    my itty bitty boy parts need the movie to grow
    You can't ignore my girth.

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    Leave you? Would I do that? Never.

    Would you still love me if I frequently had explosive diarrhea?

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    I like a girl who can "explode", if you know what I mean!




    Would you still love me if I had a beard combover?
    Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.

    Quote Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
    my itty bitty boy parts need the movie to grow
    You can't ignore my girth.

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    I like a man who knows how to be stylish!

    Would you still love me if I had 64 indoor cats?

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    Up the number by five, and you've got a deal. We could perorm scientific experiments on each, and gauge their reactions to various drugs...

    Would you still love me if I had swine flu, and enjoyed sharing it with the world?
    Time spent with cats is never wasted.

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    I would be lovesick!




    Would you love me if I made tacos out of puppy meat?
    Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.

    Quote Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
    my itty bitty boy parts need the movie to grow
    You can't ignore my girth.

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    As long as I didn't know what kind of meat it was, I would eat it from you.... and love that you had cooked for me.

    Would you still love me if my tongue turned long and skinny like an anteater?

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    Think of all the fun things we could do with that!




    Would you still love me if I tied your hair to my shoelaces?
    Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.

    Quote Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
    my itty bitty boy parts need the movie to grow
    You can't ignore my girth.

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    I would love it because I always like to be close to you.

    Would you still love me if I wasn't housebroken?

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    I'd be honored to clean up after you.




    Would you still love me if I thought I was Christopher Columbus?
    Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.

    Quote Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
    my itty bitty boy parts need the movie to grow
    You can't ignore my girth.

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    I would marry you immediately.


    Would you still love me if I turned to a stupid greedy old politician every night?

    Roland would have understood.

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    Even if it involved oranges.


    Would you still love me if I had to shave my toes EVERY night?
    I'm Pink, Therefore I'm Spam.

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    Of course. We could open a wig store after awhile.


    Would you still love me if I had a beautiful big bedroom but you had to sleep in a box in the cold garage every night?

    Roland would have understood.

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    Hey you didn't say YOU had to sleep in the big bedroom. You just said you had one.

    *makes extra room in his box*


    Would you still love me if I knew your every thought?
    The Awesomest fled across the desert and The Awesomer followed.

    If you rescue me
    I’ll be your friend forever


    I wish that I could write fiction, but that seems almost an impossibility. -howard phillips lovecraft (1915)



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    In this case the question is if you still loved me I guess.


    Would you still love me if you found dead cats in the washing machine and you knew I did it?

    Roland would have understood.

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    But of course, daa'lin...*insert innuendo about wet felines here*



    Would you still love me even if I wore 4 pairs of eyeglasses in public?

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    Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”

    Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”


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    As long as they were sunglasses, so we'd still be cool.




    Would you still love me if I considered I spent more money on cheetos in a week than I spent on you in a month?
    Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.

    Quote Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
    my itty bitty boy parts need the movie to grow
    You can't ignore my girth.

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    As long as you share your cheetos

    Will you still love me if they have to rip out most of my teeth and I look all weird and hill billy like?

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    Of course, you'd be cute with or without false teeth.

    Would you still love me if I had to run to the bathroom every ten minutes?

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    Yes. I think we should have our bedroom there (in the bathroom) so you wouldn't need to run all the time and we could be together all the time.

    Would you still love me if I were hooked on pink boots and I had more than 2000 pairs?

    Roland would have understood.

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    Roont Brice has much to be proud of Brice has much to be proud of Brice has much to be proud of Brice has much to be proud of Brice has much to be proud of Brice has much to be proud of Brice has much to be proud of Brice has much to be proud of Brice has much to be proud of Brice's Avatar

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    I'd buy you your 2001st pair.


    Would you still love me if I was a serial killer and couldn't stop.
    The Awesomest fled across the desert and The Awesomer followed.

    If you rescue me
    I’ll be your friend forever


    I wish that I could write fiction, but that seems almost an impossibility. -howard phillips lovecraft (1915)



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