*out pops steven r. shapiro of the aclu with an injunction against liz for the use of the derogatory term "oompa loompa". also with a civil suit for damages claiming libel, defamation of character, hate speech, wearing the color black on a tuesday, increasing the notice of llamas in such a way as to demean his client (the aforemention persons who used to be known as oompa loompas and will henceforth be known as "smallish persons who all look alike and work in willy wonka's chocolate factory") and knowingly, willfully, deliberately, and with malice aforethought eating chocolate made by the smallish persons who all look alike and work in willy wonka's chocolate factory with greivous disregard to the working conditions thereof.*



*i insert liz's bail money*