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    subterfuge: (pronounced sub-da-fudge) a chocolate treat on bread

    example: she ate a subterfuge sandwich at the mall.

    computer


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    computer: part of the family of artificial substances used for QVC products akin to Diamonique, computer is an inferior copy of pewter used for cheap jewelery and plates.

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    Frenzy: adj. To be allied closely with another person.

    Example: "Do you know Dave Smith?"
    "Yes, we're frenzy."


    Magnum Opus

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    Magnum Opus - The latest model of .44 caliber handguns from Winchester Arms.



    deus ex machina
    If your Jello has a goldfish in it; you might have used the wrong bowl when you made it.

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    deus ex machina - The part of astronomical science that deals with the study of a planet's rotational cycles, a process now performed by Welsh Corgis but formerly calculated by machines.

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    It'll take a lot more than words and guns,
    A whole lot more than riches and muscle.

    The hands of the many must join as one.
    And together we'll cross the river.

    Puscifer, "The Humbling River"


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    Shillelagh - A less common phrase used when discussing a woman who prefers sexual relations with men named "Lee".


    Identify

    Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"

    Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”

    Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”


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    Identify: pronounced I-dent-e-fi; meaning to dent something yourself.

    I'dentified the car hood.

    cellular


    Does whatever a spiderman does.

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    Cellular: pronounced chell-u-lar; an object that has the chatacteristics of a cello.

    That big violin is sorta cellular.

    Atomic
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    a medicine that invigorates or strengthens


    Bean bag-
    If your Jello has a goldfish in it; you might have used the wrong bowl when you made it.

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    Colloquialism - idiotic, foolish, gullible and generally unintelligent

    example "She's non too bright, in fact she's bean bag."

    Billabong

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    Billabong- pronounced bill-a-bong. to put a price on a bong.


    enhancement


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    enhancement: The amount of cement that is available or 'in hand' at a given point in time.

    illogical

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    illogical- a sick log in California

    decaffeinated


    Does whatever a spiderman does.

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    decaffeinated: The art of aborting a calf from unfit cow mothers. This word is originated from obscure Indian context found in bits of the Kama Sutra that have been "edited".

    Curvaceous

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    Curvaceous

    Period of prehistory roughly 70 million years ago - between the Jurassic and the Cretaceous period this was a time when dinosaurs became rather shapely.

    Astronaut

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    Astronaut - a knot that boy scouts can use only in the Astrodome.



    Nomenclature
    If your Jello has a goldfish in it; you might have used the wrong bowl when you made it.

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    Nomenclature

    (n) No-men-cla-ture A devise that is used to simulate a mans penis.

    "Strap on your nomenclature, and go wild"

    furnished

    The answer is within

    all matter is energy, all energy is GOD

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    Furnished
    The matter of upholstering house-hold items with real fur. This was a REAL big fad back in the 1970s in some European countries. Fur-covered silverware and appliances have now become collector's items and make big money for people selling these items on e-bay.

    Perpendicular

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    Perpendicular Having a shape or form similar to the perpendix. (The perpendix is a small organ attached to the appendix. In this regard it is literally an appendix to the appendix.)

    Co-habiting.

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    Co-habiting - The act of two people who have agreed to share custody of a habit(A smaller version of the common "rabbit").


    Juxtapose

    Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"

    Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”

    Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”


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    Juxtapose a term commonly used in the porn industry. Derived from "jugs to pose". Without enough juxtapose, this industry would surely fail.

    Detrimental

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    Detrimental- using psychology to perform dental work on a patient

    magnanimous

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    magnanimous the love affair between humans and guns.

    Preposterous

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    Preposterous Traditionally, the time to get ready for the religous ceremony, Osterous

    Badger
    "Tough titty said the kitty"---Blaine the mono

    "Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken!"- Eddie Dean




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    Badger A person employed in the occupation of making and or affixing badges.
    Also a synonym for "hide" as in "They're coming, quick everybody badger".

    Dogmatic

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