Random Comments/Stream of Consciousness Thread

[LadyHitchhiker]

Blech Ugh Dammit WTF DILLIGAF

My ex-husband is a cock-sucking, asshat, dumbass, dickhead, pecker track of a human being!!!!!

Just recently or all the time?

[Ari_Racing]

Blech Ugh Dammit WTF DILLIGAF

My ex-husband is a cock-sucking, asshat, dumbass, dickhead, pecker track of a human being!!!!!

As I mentioned before, that's another thing I love of this place. I always learn new expressions! (but don't worry, Terry! No one will ever top yours! )

[AKC]

[QUOTE=Ari_Racing;619217]

Blech Ugh Dammit WTF DILLIGAF

My ex-husband is a cock-sucking, asshat, dumbass, dickhead, pecker track of a human being!!!!!

Pecker Track?

[Sir_Boomme]

Blech Ugh Dammit WTF DILLIGAF

My ex-husband is a cock-sucking, asshat, dumbass, dickhead, pecker track of a human being!!!!!

cock-sucking?

hmmm.... it's has been a long 3+ months since I broke up with my girlfriend...
so karen....gotta a number?

[Patrick]

I'm still trying to figure out "DILLIGAF."

[Merlin1958]

Blech Ugh Dammit WTF DILLIGAF

My ex-husband is a cock-sucking, asshat, dumbass, dickhead, pecker track of a human being!!!!!

You forgot "Shithead". Anybody that bad has to also be a "Shithead" in my experience!!!!!!!! Also, instead of "Pecker Track" you may want6 to go with "shit for brains" or possibly "Donkey Fucker". Just trying to help your imagination to "run with it" girlfriend!!!!!!

[Bethany]

Blech Ugh Dammit WTF DILLIGAF

My ex-husband is a cock-sucking, asshat, dumbass, dickhead, pecker track of a human being!!!!!

cock-sucking?

hmmm.... it's has been a long 3+ months since I broke up with my girlfriend...
so karen....gotta a number?

*snickersnort*

Karen taught me "asshat." It is still a personal favorite, right up there with douchenozzle.

[Adumbros]

an autograph only has the value its recipient places in it anyway...
...i would choke the shit outta any idiot who ever asked me for a fuckin "autograph".

I make a pretty comfortable living signing my autograph. My signature on a bit of paper can be worth anything from a few hundred bucks, to several hundred million bucks, depending on what it is.

it can also cost you thousands...
back in the late 80's I signed my name to some gas chromatography lab data for the EPA that the owner of the contracted pesticide analysis lab had run (Craven Labs)...
to make a very long story a bit short...
FBI raid, biggest EPA investigation ever, job loss, weeks and weeks of sitting in U.S. attorney general's office going over years of old data, testifying before a grand jury, expensive lawyers, multiple court appearances, 3 years later pleading guilty to a charge of tampering with government data (in my case- a charge for being stupid and trusting my boss) , a $10,000.00 fine... and three years of unemployment.

all because I put my name on a damned sheet of paper... guess what... I don't sign a freaking thing now that I don't know exactly what it is and 100% what it means.

but hey, at least I got my 15 minutes /3+ years of "fame" (from the New york Times to the London Times) ...

....and I'm feeling much much better today.

BTW - the owner went to jail for 5 years and got a 20 million dollar total fine....lab was closed down permanently.
lesson 1: EPA is NOT someone to muck with.
lesson 2: Don't sign anything.

see here:
http://articles.latimes.com/1991-03-...icide-residues
http://www.getipm.com/government/pes...gistration.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glyphosate

no kiddin'. i won't give any personal info out over the phone/net either. for that matter i'm cautious how i dispose of personal documents and/or docs that disclose personal info. i've read tales of people having their identity stolen simply by people rummaging through their discarded trash makes me wonder what my old school instructors might have done with some of that shit even. it's a...not exactly frightening, but less than comfortable technological mess of a world we live in these days.

[Adumbros]

I'm still trying to figure out "DILLIGAF."

translation: Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck

[Robert Fulman]

I am bidding on something on eBay right now, and I hope no one here notices it, so I can get it at the minimum.

[olverts]

I am bidding on something on eBay right now, and I hope no one here notices it, so I can get it at the minimum.

I think i know which auction and If i´m right i allready have this book .
I´ll keep my mouth shut

[Sir_Boomme]

Blech Ugh Dammit WTF DILLIGAF

My ex-husband is a cock-sucking, asshat, dumbass, dickhead, pecker track of a human being!!!!!

You forgot "Shithead". Anybody that bad has to also be a "Shithead" in my experience!!!!!!!! Also, instead of "Pecker Track" you may want6 to go with "shit for brains" or possibly "Donkey Fucker". Just trying to help your imagination to "run with it" girlfriend!!!!!!

F#CKwad, Spermshit and Turdlicker have always been some of my favorites reserved for those special people in my life.

[Sir_Boomme]

mindf#ck of the day....

everyone sing along now:

oh... I'm glad I'm not a congress man wiener....
that is really not what I want to see ee eee...
and if I were an congress man Wiener...
then I would be ruined politically.


now... you know you're going to be singing that all day - whether you want to or not...

[Randall Flagg]

Thanks for the "ear worm".

[Patrick]

I'm still trying to figure out "DILLIGAF."

translation: Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck

Awesome. Thanks! I can't wait to use it sometime.

[Sir_Boomme]

still got a long long way to go... but here's my current before and after terry makeover...




of course.... this might belong in a NSFW thread.... or a NSFAW thread (not safe for any where)

and it might need to be moved to RF's bouncy boobs thread....

[Randall Flagg]

Only if you start jumping up and down.

[Adumbros]

I'm still trying to figure out "DILLIGAF."

translation: Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck

Awesome. Thanks! I can't wait to use it sometime.

haha much welcome. i only know b/c i used to frequent some lame-ass chat site called mocospace where nobody talked in complete sentences.

[Randall Flagg]

I'm still trying to figure out "DILLIGAF."

translation: Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck

Awesome. Thanks! I can't wait to use it sometime.

haha much welcome. i only know b/c i used to frequent some lame-ass chat site called mocospace where nobody talked in complete sentences.

#1 Rule: If you frequent a "lame-ass" chat site. You are a "lame-ass" yourself. OMG IDGAF

[LadyHitchhiker]

I'm still trying to figure out "DILLIGAF."

translation: Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck

Awesome. Thanks! I can't wait to use it sometime.

haha much welcome. i only know b/c i used to frequent some lame-ass chat site called mocospace where nobody talked in complete sentences.

#1 Rule: If you frequent a "lame-ass" chat site. You are a "lame-ass" yourself. OMG IDGAF

Awesomeness Randall... you really made me laugh!!!!!!

[Randall Flagg]

BTW, quoting yourself in your own signature is lame: "I want one of everything!" ~Shannon

[Ben Staad]

BTW, quoting yourself in your own signature is lame: "I want one of everything!" ~Shannon

You are on fire tonight! LOL

[Shannon]

OK ... time for charades. Who am I?

Something Is Coming!

[Shannon]

Hmmmm ... I wonder what it could be ... Is it a the artwork for the Wind Through The Keyhole!!??

... MAYYYYYBE! But you're gonna have to wait to find out. New hint JUST AS HELPFUL tomorrow!

[Sir_Boomme]

now....
play nice boys....


or...
I'll have to post pics of me in a speedo...