Stumble

[razz]

It's an Add-on to Firefox, and a fun one too. Basically you select from a list of things that interest you, and click the "stumble Button© (or not, idk )", and it will take you to a random site that is related to one to more of the things that interests you.
I thought it would be fun to share some of the things found. Sometimes it' funny, cool, sad, offensive, annoying, or outrageous, but it is a great way to spend extra time. If you have firefox you should get this add-on.
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I rescued a human today

Her eyes met mine as she walked down the corridor peering apprehensively into the kennels. I felt her need instantly and knew I had to help her. I wagged my tail, not too exuberantly, so she wouldn't be afraid.

As she stopped at my kennel I blocked her view from a little accident I had in the back of my cage. I didn't want her to know that I hadn't been walked today. Sometimes the shelter keepers get too busy and I didn't want her to think poorly of them.

As she read my kennel card I hoped that she wouldn't feel sad about my past. I only have the future to look forward to and want to make a difference in someone's life.

She got down on her knees and made little kissy sounds at me. I shoved my shoulder and side of my head up against the bars to comfort her. Gentle fingertips caressed my neck; she was desperate for companionship.

A tear fell down her cheek and I raised my paw to assure her that all would be well. Soon my kennel door opened and her smile was so bright that I instantly jumped into her arms. I would promise to keep her safe. I would promise to always be by her side. I would promise to do everything I could to see that radiant smile and sparkle in her eyes.

I was so fortunate that she came down my corridor. So many more are out there who haven't walked the corridors. So many more to be saved. At least I could save one.

I rescued a human today.

~ Anonymous ~

[sarah]

ok, i have google chrome, not fire fox. you should totally download it.

btw, wtf with your super long page long sig?

[razz]

ummm...that woudl the the first Stumble Thing I posted.
My sig starts with the photo of the Homicidal Blood Spatter Analyst and the quote abotu "Undead"

[sarah]

ah, sorry 'bout that.....

[razz]

i download Chrome when it was first released.

it still had a LOT of problems, so i uninstalled it, but it worked pretty good. I might get it again.

[sarah]

<--- loves google and all things chrome.

[Jon]

I just "stumbled' onto this thread.

(Thank you.

I'll be here all week.

Try the veal!)

[razz]

The star sower monument in Kaunas, Lithuania. In the daytime this monument doesn’t make any sense, but when night comes down to the city….

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[Ves'Ka Gan]

Razz, these are all so cool! Thanks for sharing them! The star thrower statue is freakin amazing!

& tomato nightclub?

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http://myredneckworld.com/

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[razz]

• Put both lids of the toilet up. Then add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
• Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
• In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
• The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
• Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a power-wash and rinse.
• Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
• Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
• The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
• Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog

[razz]

personally i think this lady is just a dumbass.

One Annoyed Paranoid

Retail | Nebraska, USA
(I work at the photo department and am checking out a customer with a “Happy Birthday, Grand Son!” birthday card.)
Customer: “Hello… I only have this one birthday card.”
Me: “Okay, that’ll be $3.15. I just need your signature on the line, please.”
(The customer begins to sign her receipt, then pauses. She looks closely at the slip, then looks up at me, angry.)
Customer: “Now how does this know who I am?!”
Me: “… excuse me?”
Customer: “It has my name on it! Right here, below the line! I have never shopped here before. Where did you get my information?”
Me: “Ma’am, the information comes from your credit card.”
Customer: “Well!”
(She signs the slip and gives it to me. I put the slip in the register drawer.)
Customer: “And what are you doing with that? It has my information on it. You can’t just keep it!”
Me: “Umm, we have to keep it. That’s how you pay for things…” *register prompts for a zip code* “… and may I get your zip code, please?”
Customer: “Why do you need my address?!”
Me: “Well, American Express needs it. It’s a security measure. And it doesn’t need your whole address, just the zip code.”
Customer: “This is identity theft! Give me back my signature!”
Me: “Um, I promise you, I am not. And I can’t open the drawer mid-transaction, but I can call a manager to cancel your transaction.”
Customer: “You aren’t a cashier! How do I even know you work here?!”"
Me: “Well, here’s my name tag. And my picture is on the wall.”
Customer: “If you work in the photo department, that could be photoshopped! You do not work here! I want a manager!”
Me: “Umm, okay…” *calls manager*
Manager: “What can I help you with today?”
Customer: “This thief is stealing my personal identity!”
Manager: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “I want my signature back! She is asking too many questions!”
Manager: “Okay, I will take it from here. So what is your zip code?”
(My manager takes care of the rest of the transaction. The receipt then prints out…)
Manager: “Here you go! Tell your grandson to have a happy birthday!”
Customer: “AND HOW DO YOU KNOW MY GRAND SON!? YOU PEOPLE STOP AT NOTHING! I AM REPORTING YOU! THIS IS ILLEGAL!” *continues yelling all the way out the door*

[The Lady of Shadows]

look, i was just having a really bad day. and it wasn't a card for my grandson it was for my god daughter. and how did you find out about this anyway? i knew there was something wrong with that "cashier".

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[Ka-mai]

This thread is easily becoming a favorite.

[Ka-mai]

http://www.zefrank.com/byokal/kal2.html

Kaleidoscope!

[razz]

http://www.wegame.com/watch/A_Day_in_the_Life_of_Link/

http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/...7/Banana_Scare

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http://www.quotatio.com/k/king-stephen-quotes.html
http://www.quotatio.com/c/crichton-michael-quotes.html

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big image

another big image

http://incredimazing.com/page/1536-382212

[razz]

awesome

you might not get this the first tiem around:

Tall Image

Children