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    Figured we get one going on these, they are a fun read anyway.

    We should have a list of everything they discovered:

    I had:

    Puppies
    Needles
    feminine pads
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    ammonia
    domesticating animals
    birth control
    A true firewasp ninja would never wear such a ridiculous sweater.

    There's logic in nonsense.

    Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.

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    ????????
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    swimming
    kayaks
    oral sex

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    Karen - Matt is talking about the Earth Children's series by Jean Auel. They are Clan of the Cave Bear, Valley of Horses, The Mammoth Hunters, Plains of Passage, and Shelters of Stone.

    I learned how to give a blow job from Jean Auel.



    Other stuff discovered in the series:
    spear shooter (yes, I know we don't use it now)
    Iron pyrite and flint = spark to make fire
    How babies are really made
    A true firewasp ninja would never wear such a ridiculous sweater.

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    Oh yeah, that baby thing was huge.

    And really, thank Bob for the oral sex thing. Humanity really needed that.

    splint
    lean to
    racial acceptance
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    The racial acceptance thing made me laugh.

    Herbal heart medications (and others)
    Training lions for the circus
    baking flint to make it easier to work into tools
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    art
    baking clay to use for bowls/plates/etc
    dying hides to make them more aesthetically pleasing
    makeup
    drugs

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    i guess i need a life I never read those....mmmm library must have them, right?
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    yeah. the first one is clan of the cave bear.

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    By far the best of the series imo. Its one of those that is so fun it sucks you in for the rest and you are not sure why
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    i finally saw Clan of the Cavebear the other day. I couldn't help but laugh the whole way through.

    Aaron watched it with me and does the whole weird linky finger " i want to have sex" signal now. It's funny.
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    I love giving Dora the "signal"

    But I never saw the movie, I just made one up from the books.

    I decided to stay away from the tongue between fingers thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannah View Post
    ......spear shooter .......
    Yeah, the 'spear-thrower' - but also the split-shaft spear (ie. separate long shaft + short front-end with spear-point, which attach together & therefore break less often that full spears).

    Another:
    The travois - to drag behind a horse enabling you to transport very heavy loads.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannah View Post
    I learned how to give a blow job from Jean Auel.

    Oh man, me too! Those books can get pretty hot.
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    Research that I have done in the field shows that Jean Auel teaches an amazing blowjob.

    I have never read any of these books.
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    Unless you need to touch up your blowjob technique I shouldn't worry about it

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    Quote Originally Posted by OchrisO View Post
    Research that I have done in the field shows that Jean Auel teaches an amazing blowjob.

    I have never read any of these books.
    Ah, leave it to a man to call getting a blowjob "research".
    A true firewasp ninja would never wear such a ridiculous sweater.

    There's logic in nonsense.

    Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.

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    I think Dora only read Clan and she wasn't up to blowjobs then but a little coaxing her to call me Jondalar really got it going.
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    That's such a weird name to call out in passion. "OH Jondalar do me harder!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannah View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by OchrisO View Post
    Research that I have done in the field shows that Jean Auel teaches an amazing blowjob.

    I have never read any of these books.
    Ah, leave it to a man to call getting a blowjob "research".
    It is a very important University funded study. I am currently seeking new applicants for the next phase of the study.
    There's one hole in every revolution, large or small. And it's one word long.. people. No matter how big the idea they all stand under, people are small and weak and cheap and frightened. It's people that kill every revolution.

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    That would be a major in "ball grabbing".
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    Um...who HASN'T called out an Earth's Child name whilst getting a blowjob?
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