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    Default The Melons of thedarktower.org ***Warning: somewhat Adult Content

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    i've heard from sources that .net had a tatas thread and that it was very popular. well, being a girl ummm blessed up top i thought i'd reincarnate that thread here at .com! Jean said i must post an example first. I think the only rule is no nipplage (yes, i know it isn't a word). And i think it should be fun anyway. ok let me find mine....




    there ya go! have at it people!
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    Human kind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one and only truth.

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    god damn! Well, I for one am NOT posting after that.

    Give me a couple of days to cool off anyhow.
    A true firewasp ninja would never wear such a ridiculous sweater.

    There's logic in nonsense.

    Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.

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    Dam beam ... is that you? I'll be nice to you from now on ...

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    "sources" congratulate you on your extraordinary beauty, little Lion

    they're also ready to add something like "PG" to the title should anyone see it fit

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    Well, I for one am NOT posting after that.
    Yes, you are. Administration should encourage members.

    (I anticipate a storm of applause from lovers of petites ladies... my wife is petite, too...)

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    When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)

    bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Maybe a little warning might be necessary, Jean.
    A true firewasp ninja would never wear such a ridiculous sweater.

    There's logic in nonsense.

    Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.

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    Wow! I am happy to know that Beam's first post will represent for the thread in all the years to come.

    I'll make sure I tell Dora about this thread.
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    yes that's me

    maybe i should've done a tamer one first.....

    Human kind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one and only truth.

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    Wow! And to think I was ...damn girl I am speachless now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by theBeamisHome View Post

    yes that's me

    maybe i should've done a tamer one first.....
    No way! That one is hot.

    For once, I agree with Matthew, tame = lame.
    A true firewasp ninja would never wear such a ridiculous sweater.

    There's logic in nonsense.

    Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alinda View Post
    Wow! And to think I was ...damn girl I am speachless now!
    yes! hope that makes you feel better about yours
    i have bold tendencies..

    and ur right Matthew.. it stays.

    but we need more!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannah View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by theBeamisHome View Post

    yes that's me

    maybe i should've done a tamer one first.....
    No way! That one is hot.

    For once, I agree with Matthew, tame = lame.
    So...shouldn't you as an admin be trying to get this thread on topic?
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    Well , somebody else has to post sooo...


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    bears like!

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    When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)

    bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    woooo woooo.... Linda Hottness Express coming through!!

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    Thank you , but you are the #1 star on this page beam !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jean View Post
    "sources" congratulate you on your extraordinary beauty, little Lion

    they're also ready to add something like "PG" to the title should anyone see it fit

    Quote Originally Posted by Hannah
    Well, I for one am NOT posting after that.
    Yes, you are. Administration should encourage members.

    (I anticipate a storm of applause from lovers of petites ladies... my wife is petite, too...)
    Bears always know the right things to say to make me happy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannah View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by theBeamisHome View Post

    yes that's me

    maybe i should've done a tamer one first.....
    No way! That one is hot.

    For once, I agree with Matthew, tame = lame.
    So...shouldn't you as an admin be trying to get this thread on topic?
    alinda already did! *whistles*
    A true firewasp ninja would never wear such a ridiculous sweater.

    There's logic in nonsense.

    Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.

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    And she did a great job of it.

    *steers it off topic again so you can bring it back*
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    ...yes Brice, what were you saying about your recent indisposition? Getting any better?...

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    Well, a little. Slowly I'm getting there. How are things in Russia, today? How is the bear?
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    yeah baby how you feeling now?

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    Well, this took a year and a half too long to start.

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    Come on ladies , let's not be shy

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    And yet YOU found it in an hour.
    The Awesomest fled across the desert and The Awesomer followed.

    If you rescue me
    Iíll be your friend forever


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    and i agree with Jean about the petite ladies... sometimes i wish i was smaller so i could wear cute shirts without looking like a floozy.

    Human kind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one and only truth.

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