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    After getting chewed a new one in boot by the drill instructor.

    "I eat Green Beret's for Breakfast" - Commando

    or

    After a kid has a mega tantrum in a store saying he never gets what he wants.

    "You ever suck dick for coke?" - Half Baked

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    Quote Originally Posted by turtlesong View Post
    dude, seriously, stay away from the kids in tubs theme. say thankya.
    Say what?!
    Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.

    Quote Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
    my itty bitty boy parts need the movie to grow
    You can't ignore my girth.

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    You're about to get hit by a truck....

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    Right after accepting a contracting job.

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    Seeing that the condom broke.

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    Bust a Move is NOT an appropriate answer for everything.

    Like you break your leg. And the douche next to you shouldn't be yelling, "bust a move!"

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    watching someone getting humped on the leg by their dog,

    "you can love your pets, just don't love your pets." Janeane Garofalo The Truth About Cats and Dogs.


    Does whatever a spiderman does.

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    Witnessing two of your close friends decide to get a divorce...

    "Do you guys know when the next Haley's comet is?"Alan from the Hangover
    Suppose that all worlds, all universes, met at a single nexus, a single pylon, a Tower.

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    At a funeral...

    The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But... but... think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses. -Love and Death

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    ^ Damn that's brutal !

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    "Tina, you fat lard, come get your dinner!" - Napoleon Dynamite.

    Never use when the person you are talking to is actually named Tina.

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    It's inappropriate to always scream "YOU WANT THE TRUTH!??! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!" every time anyone speaks of truth... but it sure is funny.

    That's a nod to Feev, btw... from long ago...

    But here's one:

    Someone's at the oncologist... just told they have cancer. It is not appropriate at this point to say, "It is not a tumah!"

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    When a blind/first date orders a cranberry juice: "What, do you got ya period?" (The Departed), had to, I think that part of the movie is hilarious.
    "If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you will never change the outcome" -Michael Jordan

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    HOw about when your supervisor at work comes over to compliment you or a co-worker on a job well doene (and you know there is still a lot left to do) avoid saying "well, let's not start sucking each other's di*ks just yet." (from Pulp Ficition)
    People are always talking about truth.Everybody knows what the truth is,like it was toilet paper or somethin...All there is is bull*...One layer of bullshit on top of another...what you do in life...pick the layer of bull* that you prefer...

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    After your wife gives birth. Don't say "That'll do pig; that'll do."

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    So you finally get that job at K-mart.

    Now is not the time to say, "K-mart sucks".

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    never use a movie quote during sex.

    it will be the absolute last time you ever have sex with that particular individual.

    particularly the following from Liar, Liar:

    "I've had better."

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    And don't say "Hello to my little friend" as part of foreplay.

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    to borrow a line from Elm Street 2

    NEVER, while applying for a daycare center, utter the phrase "you are all my children now."

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    At a job interview, don't offer really personal knowledge, such as from Rainman: "I buy my boxers at K-mart."

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    Werebat, you are so filled with awesomeness I may explode!!!!!!!!

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    *takes a bow* Thank you veddy much!!

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