Here's a thread for us to post our favorite quotes from TV shows. I'll start us off with two classics from King of the Hill:
Hank Hill: I almost spit out beer!
Hank Hill: Peggy... I- I- can't shoot.
Peggy Hill: Well I still love you.
Favorite TV quotes
Here's a thread for us to post our favorite quotes from TV shows. I'll start us off with two classics from King of the Hill:
Hank Hill: I almost spit out beer!
Hank Hill: Peggy... I- I- can't shoot.
Peggy Hill: Well I still love you.
Last edited by Woofer; 08-22-2008 at 12:25 PM. Reason: Format. DOH!
It'll take a lot more than words and guns,
A whole lot more than riches and muscle.
The hands of the many must join as one.
And together we'll cross the river.
Puscifer, "The Humbling River"
you realize i must now type out the entire script to every doctor who episode, do you not?
It's all part of my evil plan. Muha. Muhaha. Muhahahahahahahahaha!
It'll take a lot more than words and guns,
A whole lot more than riches and muscle.
The hands of the many must join as one.
And together we'll cross the river.
Puscifer, "The Humbling River"
"All things must pass, not even The Dragon-balls last forever."
-Dragon Ball Z
brb.
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hey Little Buddy!
Gilligan's Island
'but not for you Gunslinger, never for you. you darkle. you tinct. may I be brutally frank? You Go on.'
Jim: Wait, didn't you say that kid Dylan was playing with him? Well, how could he see him?
Melinda: Kids can almost always see spirits. Where do you think imaginary friends come from?
Ghost Whisperer
'but not for you Gunslinger, never for you. you darkle. you tinct. may I be brutally frank? You Go on.'
"George, I'm gonna need a hacksaw"
"Stop or I'll call the Police!"
<pointing gun at her> "Lady I am the Police."
"Shoot him again. In the head."
Jack Bauer, 24
"You think I only want you for your information?"
Michelle Dessler, 24
"The man has more lives than a cat"
Ramon Salazar about Jack, 24.
I loved that show. Shame they had to wreck it....
"With that one blow, Kakarot has proven himself to be the strongest Saiyan I've ever known, perhaps any Saiyan in a thousand years! And I, The Prince of All Saiyans, have somehow become this Paupers witness. I'm the only one who understands what he's become, even better than he understands it himself - Kakarot has become a Super Saiyan!!"
-DBZ
Deep Throat: Mister Mulder, why are those like yourself, who believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life on Earth, not entirely dissuaded by all the evidence to the contrary?
Mulder: Because, all the evidence to the contrary is not entirely dissuasive.
Deep Throat: Precisely.
Mulder: They're here, aren't they?
Deep Throat: Agent Mulder, they've been here for a long, long time.
X-Files
'but not for you Gunslinger, never for you. you darkle. you tinct. may I be brutally frank? You Go on.'
From That 70s Show:
Red Foreman: I need cold compresses and a Bloody Mary. Quick!!!
It'll take a lot more than words and guns,
A whole lot more than riches and muscle.
The hands of the many must join as one.
And together we'll cross the river.
Puscifer, "The Humbling River"
Samantha: Mother, Darrin's off today.
Endora: I think you're just noticing it for the first time.
Bewitched
'but not for you Gunslinger, never for you. you darkle. you tinct. may I be brutally frank? You Go on.'
"The situation is a bit....blue."
--Fez in That 70's Show.
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boomhauer
king of the hill
south park (back when it was funny)
Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like "Hey, get your bitch-ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"
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Cartman: Go back to Endor, you stupid wookie!
Kyle: Wookies don't live on Endor.
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Cartman: You gotta respect my authora-tah!
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Officer Barbrady: Yes, at first I was happy to be learning how to read. It seemed exciting and magical, but then I read this: Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand. I read every last word, and because of this shit, I am never reading again.
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and for cozener some lines from Ike's Wee Wee:
Dr. Shwartz: We're not going to cut it off! We're just going to snip it to make it bigger!
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Cartman: Screw you guys! I don't wanna be in your crazy penis-chopping family!
[Sam has Leaped into a robber sentenced to death by electrocution]
Al: Sam, you're going to die on May 14th. That's in two days.
Sam: I know that Al! Why?
Al: Why? Well, probably because you can't live with two thousand volts of electricity going through your body!
Quantum Leap
'but not for you Gunslinger, never for you. you darkle. you tinct. may I be brutally frank? You Go on.'
Cartman....I'm sailing away, set an open course for the virgin sea.....
'but not for you Gunslinger, never for you. you darkle. you tinct. may I be brutally frank? You Go on.'
That will be brilliant. I would post some doctor quotes as well but if you're going to do entire scripts then I'm sure you'll cover them.Originally Posted by razz
♪♪No secret, no matter how nasty can poison your voice or keep you from joy ♪♪ -- Perfume Genius
Any nickname quoted by Sawyer on LOST or Dr. Cox on Scrubs.
It'll take a lot more than words and guns,
A whole lot more than riches and muscle.
The hands of the many must join as one.
And together we'll cross the river.
Puscifer, "The Humbling River"
Jefferson : "Al, you know what you are? You're a Bundy...and if you put at D where the N is you're a Buddy."
[Audience : "Awww"]
Al : "And if you put an N where the D is I'm a Bunny, what's your point?"
-Married... With Children
Just heard this one. I don't think I've ever related to a quote this much.
Hank Hill: "I don't have a problem with anger. I have a problem with idiots."
Seinfeld
George: I hate birthdays. You have a bunch of people in your house and you're thinking 'These are my friends'?
Jerry: Every day is my birthday.
George: "I can sense the slightest human suffering."
Jerry: "Are you sensing anything right now?"
Futurama:
FRY:What's so wonderful about Leela being normal?The rest of us aren't normal,and that's what makes us great.Like Dr.Zoidberg.He's a weird monster who smells like he eats garbage, and does.
ZOIDBERG: Damn right!
FRY:And the Professor is a senile,amoral,crackpot.
PROFESSOR:Oohhhh Eehhhh Aahhhh.
FRY:Hermes is a rastifarian accountant.
HERMES:Tali me banana.
FRY:Amy is a clutz from Mars.
AMY: (glass breaks)Gloop!
PROFESSOR:And Fry,you've got that brain thing.
FRY:I already did!
(The ending makes me giggle every time.)
Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"
Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”
Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”
"Idiots are fun, no wonder every village wants one."
-House M.D.
All that's left of what we were is what we have become.
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