Despicable things you've done that you are proud of.

**cozener** · 08-19-2008 05:26 PM

I was thinking of something I did a long time ago. It was awful. It was callous. It was outright wicked. But damn if I don't count it as one of my greatest accomplishments.

Once...a long time ago...I slept with three women over the course of 12 hours. One of them was my girlfriend. The other was her nextdoor neighbor. The third was a friend of mine.

And if that isn't bad enough...

I get a sick kind of glee out of the fact that my girlfriend was white, her neighbor was black, and my friend was asian (I would imagine they still are)

I refer to this 12 hour period as my Neopolitan day or, if I'm feeling particularly punchy, I'll refer to it as the day that I did my damndest to further the cause of multiculturalism in America. I get more pleasure out of this than I do about sleeping with another girlfriend I had then sleeping with her mother the next week.

Yes...you can say it. I'm a pig. I'm a bastard. I'm a cad.

Anyone else? It doesn't have to be sexual, of course. Just something that you've done that, by society's standards is a bad thing but you're still damn proud of yourself for pulling it off.

**Girlystevedave** · 08-19-2008 05:34 PM

Damn dude! You whore, you.

**cozener** · 08-19-2008 05:50 PM

Yes! I'm a dirty boy!

I'm dirty and I'm proud!

**jayson** · 08-19-2008 05:59 PM

Coz, you're my hero.

**razz** · 08-19-2008 06:53 PM

Coz, you man whore!
can i be you disciple?

**Daghain** · 08-19-2008 07:02 PM

Ok, how long before CK finds this thread? Because I'll just bet he has something to contribute.

I have a really mean, bad one I was part of in high school that I just can't bring myself to feel guilty about. One of my friends had a neighbor girl who went to our school who was a total bitch to her. To get even we invented an imaginary guy that liked her, knew her from afar, and passed her notes through us (which I wrote, of course). Obviously we had her going for a good month before we finally let the cat out of the bag.

Yes, it was mean. Yes, it was hurtful, and yes, now looking back I can say it was really not a good idea.

But damn, it was really, really fun.

I'm also completely sure that if I end up in Hell by a 5 point margin, this will be the incident that got me there.

**Sam** · 08-19-2008 07:31 PM

I really can't list many of the things I have done and don't regret since they were (and may still be) punishable by a prison term. But here goes one. Or rather some.

When I was in high school I decided to get even with some of those who had wronged me. To that end, I did some of the following. I broke into one fellows locker, stole several hundred dollars, and left behind a bag of weed. I then went to the office and turned him in. He left school that day in a very foul mood I can guarantee.

Also, I was known to have a valve core pulling tool with me. Very useful for deflating tires, leaving no evidence, and not having to stand around the car while you do it. I would hit all the tires I could get to. One other time I actually poured urine into an upholstered car when the guy left his sunroof open on a hot summer day during football camp. It was a very hot day too.

It was an evil minded thing to do but with all that those put me through, I cannot make myself feel bad about it.

**cozener** · 08-19-2008 07:39 PM

Daghain you bitch!

Y'know...I have say...its kinda sexy.

**Wuducynn** · 08-19-2008 07:59 PM

Once when I was six I stuck my tongue out a girl when she wasn't looking....*Phew!* That feels good getting that off my chest. It felt good, but I know I was bad at the same time.

**B Rag** · 08-19-2008 08:09 PM

Originally Posted by Daghain

Ok, how long before CK finds this thread? Because I'll just bet he has something to contribute.

I have a really mean, bad one I was part of in high school that I just can't bring myself to feel guilty about. One of my friends had a neighbor girl who went to our school who was a total bitch to her. To get even we invented an imaginary guy that liked her, knew her from afar, and passed her notes through us (which I wrote, of course). Obviously we had her going for a good month before we finally let the cat out of the bag.

Yes, it was mean. Yes, it was hurtful, and yes, now looking back I can say it was really not a good idea.

But damn, it was really, really fun.

I'm also completely sure that if I end up in Hell by a 5 point margin, this will be the incident that got me there.

Wasn't there a recent news story about someone committing suicide over something like that?

Still hilarious, though.

**Daghain** · 08-19-2008 08:41 PM

No, her MOM did it. You know, someone who should have KNOWN better?

But yeah, this was like 1982. Kids were tougher then.

**Girlystevedave** · 08-19-2008 08:54 PM

Originally Posted by R_of_G

Coz, you're my hero.

Hell, he's my hero.

Originally Posted by Daghain

No, her MOM did it. You know, someone who should have KNOWN better?

But yeah, this was like 1982. Kids were tougher then.

That's classic. I'm totally putting that in the Everyday Quotes thread.

**fernandito** · 08-19-2008 08:58 PM

Originally Posted by Cozener

I get more pleasure out of this than I do about sleeping with another girlfriend I had then sleeping with her mother the next week.

Can I add you to my heroes list as well?

**Daghain** · 08-19-2008 09:01 PM

Originally Posted by Girlystevedave

Originally Posted by R_of_G

Coz, you're my hero.

Hell, he's my hero.

Originally Posted by Daghain

No, her MOM did it. You know, someone who should have KNOWN better?

But yeah, this was like 1982. Kids were tougher then.

That's classic. I'm totally putting that in the Everyday Quotes thread.

Well, you know, we didn't have helicopter parents who called our profs in college demanding they get us up at 9am for class.

**Darkthoughts** · 08-20-2008 02:02 AM

Coz - I'm beginning to think we were separated at birth

A looong time ago, I was going out with a guy and staying at his house for the night. He fell asleep and I had sex with his brother on the floor, right next to the bed...

...that was bad...

...but quite fun

**Woofer** · 08-20-2008 04:49 AM

Originally Posted by Cozener

I was thinking of something I did a long time ago. It was awful. It was callous. It was outright wicked. But damn if I don't count it as one of my greatest accomplishments.

Once...a long time ago...I slept with three women over the course of 12 hours. One of them was my girlfriend. The other was her nextdoor neighbor. The third was a friend of mine.

And if that isn't bad enough...

I get a sick kind of glee out of the fact that my girlfriend was white, her neighbor was black, and my friend was asian (I would imagine they still are)

I refer to this 12 hour period as my Neopolitan day or, if I'm feeling particularly punchy, I'll refer to it as the day that I did my damndest to further the cause of multiculturalism in America. I get more pleasure out of this than I do about sleeping with another girlfriend I had then sleeping with her mother the next week.

Yes...you can say it. I'm a pig. I'm a bastard. I'm a cad.

Anyone else? It doesn't have to be sexual, of course. Just something that you've done that, by society's standards is a bad thing but you're still damn proud of yourself for pulling it off.

You know what would be most impressive? Convincing them all to take part willingly and with full knowledge of each other - just for fun. I went to college with a guy who could do that and not make the ladies hate him afterward. He's my hero. RAWR!!!

*daydreams of Sam*

**B Rag** · 08-20-2008 08:43 AM

Originally Posted by Daghain

No, her MOM did it. You know, someone who should have KNOWN better?

But yeah, this was like 1982. Kids were tougher then.

**Daghain** · 08-20-2008 08:37 PM

Well, they were. This "helicopter parent" crap was not part of MY generation!

Suck it up and deal with it, prince/princess. Life sucks. Learn to accept that and MOVE ON.

**cozener** · 08-21-2008 07:05 AM

Originally Posted by Darkthoughts

Coz - I'm beginning to think we were separated at birth

They told me my twin sister died in childbirth! Bastards!

Originally Posted by Darkthoughts

A looong time ago, I was going out with a guy and staying at his house for the night. He fell asleep and I had sex with his brother on the floor, right next to the bed...

...that was bad...

...but quite fun

Run away with me.

**Darkthoughts** · 08-21-2008 10:58 AM

And have incestuous, foreskin filled sex?!!

Cool, be right over

**Daghain** · 08-21-2008 05:23 PM

x 1000

**Sorox the Gunslinger** · 08-21-2008 05:39 PM

This summer I made chemical bombs (toilet bowl cleaner and tin-foil) and i blew up a bench, got the police called twice (once they had to go around town and tell anyone involved parents) and kncked down a yard sale poster and sprained my ankle in doijng so.

**Daghain** · 08-21-2008 05:57 PM

Use your powers for good, not evil Sorox.

Next time blow up the DMV.

**Sorox the Gunslinger** · 08-21-2008 06:01 PM

Originally Posted by Daghain

Use your powers for good, not evil Sorox.

Next time blow up the DMV.

Ha ha! (great idea....)

**ZoNeSeeK** · 08-21-2008 11:38 PM

Cozener: so what happened when your girlfriend found out?

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