13 Not So Subtle Ways Of Turning Down A Date
1. I'd love to, but, my cats' funeral is this Saturday so...
2. My boyfriend might get mad
3. Nah, you're too fugly
4. I'd rather masturbate with 60 grit sandpaper and kerosene.
5. Nah..I have standards
6. Sorry, I only go out with attractive people.
7. Sorry i have to give my mom a bath.
8. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha .
9. Sorry, I'm busy for the rest of my life.
10. My mom would be jealous.
All that's left of what we were is what we have become.
13 Not So Subtle Ways Of Turning Down A Date
1. I'd love to, but, my cats' funeral is this Saturday so...
2. My boyfriend might get mad
3. Nah, you're too fugly
4. I'd rather masturbate with 60 grit sandpaper and kerosene.
5. Nah..I have standards
6. Sorry, I only go out with attractive people.
7. Sorry i have to give my mom a bath.
8. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha .
9. Sorry, I'm busy for the rest of my life.
10. My mom would be jealous.
11. Of course I'll go out with you....I'll give you a call just as soon as the I get completely fucking desperate because every other girl, guy, and animal on the planet has rejected me.
13 Not So Subtle Ways Of Turning Down A Date
1. I'd love to, but, my cats' funeral is this Saturday so...
2. My boyfriend might get mad
3. Nah, you're too fugly
4. I'd rather masturbate with 60 grit sandpaper and kerosene.
5. Nah..I have standards
6. Sorry, I only go out with attractive people.
7. Sorry i have to give my mom a bath.
8. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha .
9. Sorry, I'm busy for the rest of my life.
10. My mom would be jealous.
11. Of course I'll go out with you ....I'll give you a call just as soon as the I get completely fucking desperate because every other girl, guy, and animal on the planet has rejected me.
12. With you?! (tone is everything for this answer)
It'll take a lot more than words and guns,
A whole lot more than riches and muscle.
The hands of the many must join as one.
And together we'll cross the river.
Puscifer, "The Humbling River"
13 Not So Subtle Ways Of Turning Down A Date
1. I'd love to, but, my cats' funeral is this Saturday so...
2. My boyfriend might get mad
3. Nah, you're too fugly
4. I'd rather masturbate with 60 grit sandpaper and kerosene.
5. Nah..I have standards
6. Sorry, I only go out with attractive people.
7. Sorry i have to give my mom a bath.
8. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha .
9. Sorry, I'm busy for the rest of my life.
10. My mom would be jealous.
11. Of course I'll go out with you ....I'll give you a call just as soon as the I get completely fucking desperate because every other girl, guy, and animal on the planet has rejected me.
12. With you?! (tone is everything for this answer)
13. I don't date outside of my species.
I, however, do. In light of that...
Farm animals
1. Sheep
All that's left of what we were is what we have become.
Farm animals
1. Sheep
2. Cock
It'll take a lot more than words and guns,
A whole lot more than riches and muscle.
The hands of the many must join as one.
And together we'll cross the river.
Puscifer, "The Humbling River"
Farm animals
1. Sheep
2. Cock
3. Cow
Farm animals
1. Sheep
2. Cock
3. Cow
4. pig
5. Chicken
Farm animals
1. Sheep
2. Cock
3. Cow
4. pig
5. Chicken
6. goat
7. Ass
It'll take a lot more than words and guns,
A whole lot more than riches and muscle.
The hands of the many must join as one.
And together we'll cross the river.
Puscifer, "The Humbling River"
Farm animals
1. Sheep
2. Cock
3. Cow
4. pig
5. Chicken
6. goat
7. Ass
8. Horse
Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"
Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”
Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”
Farm animals
1. Sheep
2. Cock
3. Cow
4. pig
5. Chicken
6. goat
7. Ass
8. Horse
9. emu
Does whatever a spiderman does.
Farm animals
1. Sheep
2. Cock
3. Cow
4. pig
5. Chicken
6. goat
7. Ass
8. Horse
9. emu
10. Bull
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
Farm animals
1. Sheep
2. Cock
3. Cow
4. pig
5. Chicken
6. goat
7. Ass
8. Horse
9. emu
10. Bull
11. Turkey
Farm animals
1. Sheep
2. Cock
3. Cow
4. pig
5. Chicken
6. goat
7. Ass
8. Horse
9. emu
10. Bull
11. Turkey
12. duck
Lalalalaaaa, lalalalaaa
Lalalalaaaa, lalalalaaa
sugarpop <3
Farm animals
1. Sheep
2. Cock
3. Cow
4. pig
5. Chicken
6. goat
7. Ass
8. Horse
9. emu
10. Bull
11. Turkey
12. duck
13. Geese
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Thirteen internet loves/addictions:
1. TDT.com
Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"
Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”
Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”
Thirteen internet loves/addictions:
1. TDT.com
2. All Poetry.com
All that's left of what we were is what we have become.
Thirteen internet loves/addictions:
1. TDT.com
2. All Poetry.com
3. IGN.com/PS3 Lobby
1. TDT.com
2. All Poetry.com
3. IGN.com/PS3 Lobby
4. watch-movies-links.net
1. TDT.com
2. All Poetry.com
3. IGN.com/PS3 Lobby
4. watch-movies-links.net
5. Stumbleupon.com...oh yes, it is addictive...
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
1. TDT.com
2. All Poetry.com
3. IGN.com/PS3 Lobby
4. watch-movies-links.net
5. Stumbleupon.com...oh yes, it is addictive...
6. youtube.com
Does whatever a spiderman does.
1. TDT.com
2. All Poetry.com
3. IGN.com/PS3 Lobby
4. watch-movies-links.net
5. Stumbleupon.com...oh yes, it is addictive...
6. youtube.com
7. http://www.pandora.com/
1. TDT.com
2. All Poetry.com
3. IGN.com/PS3 Lobby
4. watch-movies-links.net
5. Stumbleupon.com...oh yes, it is addictive...
6. youtube.com
7. http://www.pandora.com/
8.www.tagged.com
The answer is within
all matter is energy, all energy is GOD
1. TDT.com
2. All Poetry.com
3. IGN.com/PS3 Lobby
4. http://watch-movies-links.net
5. Stumbleupon.com...oh yes, it is addictive...
6. http://www.youtube.com
7. http://www.pandora.com/
8. http://www.tagged.com
9. Isketch.net
Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"
Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”
Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”
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