Baker's Dozen

**Girlystevedave** · 03-05-2009 12:11 PM

13 perks for "friends of TheDarkTower.com premium membership"

1. ability to change matt's member title whenever we choose
2. forcing the new guys to worship us as gods
3. the ability to freely ban and unban razz and turtlesong on a whim.
4. The freedom to post sheep in compromising positions.
5. the secret to pulling the trigger on spammers and permission to do so on a bi-weekly basis (okay, just one or two per member)
6. I got nothin'. I'm just trying to move the game along.
7. also just moving the game along.
8. posting/viewing pictures of cleavage (!!)
9. Knowing that Feev can't really *** me with the click of one button.

10. the answer to the question "who is scott landon - REALLY?"

11. Being able to create a thread for any idiotic thing I can think of

**fernandito** · 03-05-2009 02:35 PM

13 perks for "friends of TheDarkTower.com premium membership"

1. ability to change matt's member title whenever we choose
2. forcing the new guys to worship us as gods
3. the ability to freely ban and unban razz and turtlesong on a whim.
4. The freedom to post sheep in compromising positions.
5. the secret to pulling the trigger on spammers and permission to do so on a bi-weekly basis (okay, just one or two per member)
6. I got nothin'. I'm just trying to move the game along.
7. also just moving the game along.
8. posting/viewing pictures of cleavage (!!)
9. Knowing that Feev can't really *** me with the click of one button.
10. the answer to the question "who is scott landon - REALLY?"
11. Being able to create a thread for any idiotic thing I can think of
12. Stalk other users through the 'View Who's Online' list

**Girlystevedave** · 03-05-2009 02:40 PM

13 perks for "friends of TheDarkTower.com premium membership"

1. ability to change matt's member title whenever we choose
2. forcing the new guys to worship us as gods
3. the ability to freely ban and unban razz and turtlesong on a whim.
4. The freedom to post sheep in compromising positions.
5. the secret to pulling the trigger on spammers and permission to do so on a bi-weekly basis (okay, just one or two per member)
6. I got nothin'. I'm just trying to move the game along.
7. also just moving the game along.
8. posting/viewing pictures of cleavage (!!)
9. Knowing that Feev can't really *** me with the click of one button.
10. the answer to the question "who is scott landon - REALLY?"
11. Being able to create a thread for any idiotic thing I can think of
12. Stalk other users through the 'View Who's Online' list
13. Fill up my pm box until the message tells me 95% full, reminding me how awesome I am.

**Girlystevedave** · 03-05-2009 09:14 PM

Phrases that lead to a "That's what she/he said joke"

1. That's too big

**SigTauGimp** · 03-05-2009 09:17 PM

Phrases that lead to a "That's what she/he said joke"

1. That's too big
2. This thing will not stand up on it's own.

**Girlystevedave** · 03-05-2009 09:25 PM

Phrases that lead to a "That's what she/he said joke"

1. That's too big
2. This thing will not stand up on it's own.
3. That made my jaws hurt

**fernandito** · 03-06-2009 05:23 AM

Phrases that lead to a "That's what she/he said joke"

1. That's too big
2. This thing will not stand up on it's own.
3. That made my jaws hurt
4. Careful, you'll poke my eye out with that thing

**Girlystevedave** · 03-09-2009 12:23 PM

Phrases that lead to a "That's what she/he said joke"

1. That's too big
2. This thing will not stand up on it's own.
3. That made my jaws hurt
4. Careful, you'll poke my eye out with that thing
5. Come on in. It's not that deep.

**fernandito** · 03-09-2009 12:47 PM

Phrases that lead to a "That's what she/he said joke"

1. That's too big
2. This thing will not stand up on it's own.
3. That made my jaws hurt
4. Careful, you'll poke my eye out with that thing
5. Come on in. It's not that deep.
6. That's way too long for me.

**Girlystevedave** · 03-09-2009 12:53 PM

Phrases that lead to a "That's what she/he said joke"

1. That's too big
2. This thing will not stand up on it's own.
3. That made my jaws hurt
4. Careful, you'll poke my eye out with that thing
5. Come on in. It's not that deep.
6. That's way too long for me.
7. I hope it doesn't shrink

**fernandito** · 03-09-2009 01:31 PM

Phrases that lead to a "That's what she/he said joke"

1. That's too big
2. This thing will not stand up on it's own.
3. That made my jaws hurt
4. Careful, you'll poke my eye out with that thing
5. Come on in. It's not that deep.
6. That's way too long for me.
7. I hope it doesn't shrink
8. It looks happy to see me.

**mystima** · 03-09-2009 11:17 PM

Phrases that lead to a "That's what she/he said joke"

1. That's too big
2. This thing will not stand up on it's own.
3. That made my jaws hurt
4. Careful, you'll poke my eye out with that thing
5. Come on in. It's not that deep.
6. That's way too long for me.
7. I hope it doesn't shrink
8. It looks happy to see me.
9. You got it in my eye

**fernandito** · 03-10-2009 07:27 AM

Phrases that lead to a "That's what she/he said joke"

1. That's too big
2. This thing will not stand up on it's own.
3. That made my jaws hurt
4. Careful, you'll poke my eye out with that thing
5. Come on in. It's not that deep.
6. That's way too long for me.
7. I hope it doesn't shrink
8. It looks happy to see me.
9. You got it in my eye
10. You're not stroking hard enough

**SigTauGimp** · 03-10-2009 08:21 PM

Phrases that lead to a "That's what she/he said joke"

1. That's too big
2. This thing will not stand up on it's own.
3. That made my jaws hurt
4. Careful, you'll poke my eye out with that thing
5. Come on in. It's not that deep.
6. That's way too long for me.
7. I hope it doesn't shrink
8. It looks happy to see me.
9. You got it in my eye
10. You're not stroking hard enough
11. Awww! That is the cutest thing I've ever seen!

**Girlystevedave** · 03-10-2009 09:27 PM

Phrases that lead to a "That's what she/he said joke"

1. That's too big
2. This thing will not stand up on it's own.
3. That made my jaws hurt
4. Careful, you'll poke my eye out with that thing
5. Come on in. It's not that deep.
6. That's way too long for me.
7. I hope it doesn't shrink
8. It looks happy to see me.
9. You got it in my eye
10. You're not stroking hard enough
11. Awww! That is the cutest thing I've ever seen!
12. This is harder than it looks.

**fernandito** · 03-11-2009 02:54 AM

Phrases that lead to a "That's what she/he said joke"

1. That's too big
2. This thing will not stand up on it's own.
3. That made my jaws hurt
4. Careful, you'll poke my eye out with that thing
5. Come on in. It's not that deep.
6. That's way too long for me.
7. I hope it doesn't shrink
8. It looks happy to see me.
9. You got it in my eye
10. You're not stroking hard enough
11. Awww! That is the cutest thing I've ever seen!
12. This is harder than it looks.
13. Should I grab the helmet?

**fernandito** · 03-11-2009 02:54 AM

13 Not So Subtle Ways Of Turning Down A Date

1. I'd love to, but, my cats' funeral is this Saturday so...

**mystima** · 03-11-2009 04:59 AM

13 Not So Subtle Ways Of Turning Down A Date

1. I'd love to, but, my cats' funeral is this Saturday so...
2. My boyfriend might get mad

**fernandito** · 03-11-2009 05:03 AM

13 Not So Subtle Ways Of Turning Down A Date

1. I'd love to, but, my cats' funeral is this Saturday so...
2. My boyfriend might get mad
3. Nah, you're too fugly

**Brice** · 03-11-2009 06:32 AM

13 Not So Subtle Ways Of Turning Down A Date

1. I'd love to, but, my cats' funeral is this Saturday so...
2. My boyfriend might get mad
3. Nah, you're too fugly
4. I'd rather masturbate with 60 grit sandpaper and kerosene.

**Girlystevedave** · 03-11-2009 03:34 PM

13 Not So Subtle Ways Of Turning Down A Date

1. I'd love to, but, my cats' funeral is this Saturday so...
2. My boyfriend might get mad
3. Nah, you're too fugly
4. I'd rather masturbate with 60 grit sandpaper and kerosene.

5. Nah..I have standards

**SigTauGimp** · 03-11-2009 11:52 PM

13 Not So Subtle Ways Of Turning Down A Date

1. I'd love to, but, my cats' funeral is this Saturday so...
2. My boyfriend might get mad
3. Nah, you're too fugly
4. I'd rather masturbate with 60 grit sandpaper and kerosene.
5. Nah..I have standards
6. Sorry, I only go out with attractive people.

**mystima** · 03-12-2009 12:01 AM

13 Not So Subtle Ways Of Turning Down A Date

1. I'd love to, but, my cats' funeral is this Saturday so...
2. My boyfriend might get mad
3. Nah, you're too fugly
4. I'd rather masturbate with 60 grit sandpaper and kerosene.
5. Nah..I have standards
6. Sorry, I only go out with attractive people.
7. Sorry i have to give my mom a bath.

**Woofer** · 03-12-2009 10:41 AM

13 Not So Subtle Ways Of Turning Down A Date

1. I'd love to, but, my cats' funeral is this Saturday so...
2. My boyfriend might get mad
3. Nah, you're too fugly
4. I'd rather masturbate with 60 grit sandpaper and kerosene.
5. Nah..I have standards
6. Sorry, I only go out with attractive people.
7. Sorry i have to give my mom a bath.
8. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha .

**fernandito** · 03-12-2009 10:52 AM

13 Not So Subtle Ways Of Turning Down A Date

1. I'd love to, but, my cats' funeral is this Saturday so...
2. My boyfriend might get mad
3. Nah, you're too fugly
4. I'd rather masturbate with 60 grit sandpaper and kerosene.
5. Nah..I have standards
6. Sorry, I only go out with attractive people.
7. Sorry i have to give my mom a bath.
8. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha .
9. Sorry, I'm busy for the rest of my life.

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