Baker's Dozen

[sarah]

13 Favorite Holiday Traditions:

1. Decorating the tree
2. Making gifts
3. Warming by the fire with Jim Beam.
4. Kicking it with the family
5. Hot Butter Rum, with the family...
6. Frosting Sugar Cookies with the kids
7. Watching 24 hours of A Christmas Story
8.Christman Shopping [Yes, I LIKE IT!]
9. watching a charlie brown christmas
10. Snow
11. Drinking EggNog
12. watching a christmas carol

since mystima hasn't answered yet I'm going to go ahead and move on.


13 Favorite Holiday Traditions:

1. Decorating the tree
2. Making gifts
3. Warming by the fire with Jim Beam.
4. Kicking it with the family
5. Hot Butter Rum, with the family...
6. Frosting Sugar Cookies with the kids
7. Watching 24 hours of A Christmas Story
8.Christman Shopping [Yes, I LIKE IT!]
9. watching a charlie brown christmas
10. Snow
11. Drinking EggNog
12. watching a christmas carol
13. sending out christmas cards


13 Christmas disasters


1. Kids knocking over the Christmas tree and water going everywhere

[fernandito]

13 Christmas disasters


1. Kids knocking over the Christmas tree and water going everywhere
2. Forgetting the presents at home after a 2 hour drive to the party

[SigTauGimp]

13 Christmas disasters


1. Kids knocking over the Christmas tree and water going everywhere
2. Forgetting the presents at home after a 2 hour drive to the party
3. Having one dead bulb killing all the lights somewhere in the 200 you've put up.

[The Lady of Shadows]

13 Christmas disasters


1. Kids knocking over the Christmas tree and water going everywhere
2. Forgetting the presents at home after a 2 hour drive to the party
3. Having one dead bulb killing all the lights somewhere in the 200 you've put up.
4. having the cat knock over the tree after deciding that INSIDE the branches of the tree is the ABSOLUTE best place to hide while on a catnip high

[fernandito]

13 Christmas disasters


1. Kids knocking over the Christmas tree and water going everywhere
2. Forgetting the presents at home after a 2 hour drive to the party
3. Having one dead bulb killing all the lights somewhere in the 200 you've put up.
4. having the cat knock over the tree after deciding that INSIDE the branches of the tree is the ABSOLUTE best place to hide while on a catnip high
5. Burning the X-Mas dinner

[CRinVA]

13 Christmas disasters


1. Kids knocking over the Christmas tree and water going everywhere
2. Forgetting the presents at home after a 2 hour drive to the party
3. Having one dead bulb killing all the lights somewhere in the 200 you've put up.
4. having the cat knock over the tree after deciding that INSIDE the branches of the tree is the ABSOLUTE best place to hide while on a catnip high
5. Burning the X-Mas dinner
6. Forgetting to charge the video camera battery!

[piraterob]

13 Christmas disasters


1. Kids knocking over the Christmas tree and water going everywhere
2. Forgetting the presents at home after a 2 hour drive to the party
3. Having one dead bulb killing all the lights somewhere in the 200 you've put up.
4. having the cat knock over the tree after deciding that INSIDE the branches of the tree is the ABSOLUTE best place to hide while on a catnip high
5. Burning the X-Mas dinner
6. Forgetting to charge the video camera battery!
7. The family dog following your mom down to the road on Christmas Eve where the trash dumpster is, and having a car run over it and keep going.........

[Brice]

13 Christmas disasters


1. Kids knocking over the Christmas tree and water going everywhere
2. Forgetting the presents at home after a 2 hour drive to the party
3. Having one dead bulb killing all the lights somewhere in the 200 you've put up.
4. having the cat knock over the tree after deciding that INSIDE the branches of the tree is the ABSOLUTE best place to hide while on a catnip high
5. Burning the X-Mas dinner
6. Forgetting to charge the video camera battery!
7. The family dog following your mom down to the road on Christmas Eve where the trash dumpster is, and having a car run over it and keep going.........
8. several family members fistfighting, cursing, and culminating in a drunk slinging the christmas tree, and shouting at the kids that there isn't gonna' be no goddamned fucking christmas.

[CRinVA]

13 Christmas disasters


1. Kids knocking over the Christmas tree and water going everywhere
2. Forgetting the presents at home after a 2 hour drive to the party
3. Having one dead bulb killing all the lights somewhere in the 200 you've put up.
4. having the cat knock over the tree after deciding that INSIDE the branches of the tree is the ABSOLUTE best place to hide while on a catnip high
5. Burning the X-Mas dinner
6. Forgetting to charge the video camera battery!
7. The family dog following your mom down to the road on Christmas Eve where the trash dumpster is, and having a car run over it and keep going.........
8. several family members fistfighting, cursing, and culminating in a drunk slinging the christmas tree, and shouting at the kids that there isn't gonna' be no goddamned fucking christmas.
9. Two close friends of the family - 39 yr old mom and 19 yr old son - senselessly murdered during a botched robbery the Friday before Christmas - yep! :-(

[obscurejude]

13 Christmas disasters


1. Kids knocking over the Christmas tree and water going everywhere
2. Forgetting the presents at home after a 2 hour drive to the party
3. Having one dead bulb killing all the lights somewhere in the 200 you've put up.
4. having the cat knock over the tree after deciding that INSIDE the branches of the tree is the ABSOLUTE best place to hide while on a catnip high
5. Burning the X-Mas dinner
6. Forgetting to charge the video camera battery!
7. The family dog following your mom down to the road on Christmas Eve where the trash dumpster is, and having a car run over it and keep going.........
8. several family members fistfighting, cursing, and culminating in a drunk slinging the christmas tree, and shouting at the kids that there isn't gonna' be no goddamned fucking christmas.
9. Two close friends of the family - 39 yr old mom and 19 yr old son - senselessly murdered during a botched robbery the Friday before Christmas - yep! :-
10. Seeing somebody besides mommy kissing Santa Claus.

[mystima]

13 Christmas disasters


1. Kids knocking over the Christmas tree and water going everywhere
2. Forgetting the presents at home after a 2 hour drive to the party
3. Having one dead bulb killing all the lights somewhere in the 200 you've put up.
4. having the cat knock over the tree after deciding that INSIDE the branches of the tree is the ABSOLUTE best place to hide while on a catnip high
5. Burning the X-Mas dinner
6. Forgetting to charge the video camera battery!
7. The family dog following your mom down to the road on Christmas Eve where the trash dumpster is, and having a car run over it and keep going.........
8. several family members fistfighting, cursing, and culminating in a drunk slinging the christmas tree, and shouting at the kids that there isn't gonna' be no goddamned fucking christmas.
9. Two close friends of the family - 39 yr old mom and 19 yr old son - senselessly murdered during a botched robbery the Friday before Christmas - yep! :-
10. Seeing somebody besides mommy kissing Santa Claus.
11. getting birthday presents on christmas day instead of birthday because your birthday is two days before.

[sarah]

13 Christmas disasters


1. Kids knocking over the Christmas tree and water going everywhere
2. Forgetting the presents at home after a 2 hour drive to the party
3. Having one dead bulb killing all the lights somewhere in the 200 you've put up.
4. having the cat knock over the tree after deciding that INSIDE the branches of the tree is the ABSOLUTE best place to hide while on a catnip high
5. Burning the X-Mas dinner
6. Forgetting to charge the video camera battery!
7. The family dog following your mom down to the road on Christmas Eve where the trash dumpster is, and having a car run over it and keep going.........
8. several family members fistfighting, cursing, and culminating in a drunk slinging the christmas tree, and shouting at the kids that there isn't gonna' be no goddamned fucking christmas.
9. Two close friends of the family - 39 yr old mom and 19 yr old son - senselessly murdered during a botched robbery the Friday before Christmas - yep! :-
10. Seeing somebody besides mommy kissing Santa Claus.
11. getting birthday presents on christmas day instead of birthday because your birthday is two days before.
12. Having your flight canceled after being in the airport with two kids for 6 hours

[The Lady of Shadows]

13 Christmas disasters


1. Kids knocking over the Christmas tree and water going everywhere
2. Forgetting the presents at home after a 2 hour drive to the party
3. Having one dead bulb killing all the lights somewhere in the 200 you've put up.
4. having the cat knock over the tree after deciding that INSIDE the branches of the tree is the ABSOLUTE best place to hide while on a catnip high
5. Burning the X-Mas dinner
6. Forgetting to charge the video camera battery!
7. The family dog following your mom down to the road on Christmas Eve where the trash dumpster is, and having a car run over it and keep going.........
8. several family members fistfighting, cursing, and culminating in a drunk slinging the christmas tree, and shouting at the kids that there isn't gonna' be no goddamned fucking christmas.
9. Two close friends of the family - 39 yr old mom and 19 yr old son - senselessly murdered during a botched robbery the Friday before Christmas - yep! :-
10. Seeing somebody besides mommy kissing Santa Claus.
11. getting birthday presents on christmas day instead of birthday because your birthday is two days before.
12. Having your flight canceled after being in the airport with two kids for 6 hours
13. suddenly realizing you're jewish and you don't even celebrate christmas

[The Lady of Shadows]

and our new topic is:

13 perks for "friends of TheDarkTower.com premium membership"

1. ability to change matt's member title whenever we choose

[razz]

3 Christmas disasters


1. Kids knocking over the Christmas tree and water going everywhere
2. Forgetting the presents at home after a 2 hour drive to the party
3. Having one dead bulb killing all the lights somewhere in the 200 you've put up.
4. having the cat knock over the tree after deciding that INSIDE the branches of the tree is the ABSOLUTE best place to hide while on a catnip high
5. Burning the X-Mas dinner
6. Forgetting to charge the video camera battery!
7. The family dog following your mom down to the road on Christmas Eve where the trash dumpster is, and having a car run over it and keep going.........
8. several family members fistfighting, cursing, and culminating in a drunk slinging the christmas tree, and shouting at the kids that there isn't gonna' be no goddamned fucking christmas.
9. Two close friends of the family - 39 yr old mom and 19 yr old son - senselessly murdered during a botched robbery the Friday before Christmas - yep! :-
10. Seeing somebody besides mommy kissing Santa Claus.
11. getting birthday presents on christmas day instead of birthday because your birthday is two days before.
12. Having your flight canceled after being in the airport with two kids for 6 hours
13. suddenly realizing you're jewish and you don't even celebrate christmas

sorry but to add an extra:

14. family

thank you



13 perks for "friends of TheDarkTower.com premium membership"

1. ability to change matt's member title whenever we choose
2. forcign the new guys to worship us as gods

[Brice]

13 perks for "friends of TheDarkTower.com premium membership"

1. ability to change matt's member title whenever we choose
2. forcing the new guys to worship us as gods
3. the ability to freely ban and unban razz and turtlesong on a whim.

[The Lady of Shadows]

[Jon]

13 perks for "friends of TheDarkTower.com premium membership"

1. ability to change matt's member title whenever we choose
2. forcing the new guys to worship us as gods
3. the ability to freely ban and unban razz and turtlesong on a whim.
4. The freedom to post sheep in compromising positions.

[The Lady of Shadows]

13 perks for "friends of TheDarkTower.com premium membership"

1. ability to change matt's member title whenever we choose
2. forcing the new guys to worship us as gods
3. the ability to freely ban and unban razz and turtlesong on a whim.
4. The freedom to post sheep in compromising positions.
5. the secret to pulling the trigger on spammers and permission to do so on a bi-weekly basis (okay, just one or two per member)

[Girlystevedave]

13 perks for "friends of TheDarkTower.com premium membership"

1. ability to change matt's member title whenever we choose
2. forcing the new guys to worship us as gods
3. the ability to freely ban and unban razz and turtlesong on a whim.
4. The freedom to post sheep in compromising positions.
5. the secret to pulling the trigger on spammers and permission to do so on a bi-weekly basis (okay, just one or two per member)
6. I got nothin'. I'm just trying to move the game along.

[sarah]

13 perks for "friends of TheDarkTower.com premium membership"

1. ability to change matt's member title whenever we choose
2. forcing the new guys to worship us as gods
3. the ability to freely ban and unban razz and turtlesong on a whim.
4. The freedom to post sheep in compromising positions.
5. the secret to pulling the trigger on spammers and permission to do so on a bi-weekly basis (okay, just one or two per member)
6. I got nothin'. I'm just trying to move the game along.
7. also just moving the game along.

[fernandito]

13 perks for "friends of TheDarkTower.com premium membership"

1. ability to change matt's member title whenever we choose
2. forcing the new guys to worship us as gods
3. the ability to freely ban and unban razz and turtlesong on a whim.
4. The freedom to post sheep in compromising positions.
5. the secret to pulling the trigger on spammers and permission to do so on a bi-weekly basis (okay, just one or two per member)
6. I got nothin'. I'm just trying to move the game along.
7. also just moving the game along.
8. posting/viewing pictures of cleavage (!!)

[Girlystevedave]

13 perks for "friends of TheDarkTower.com premium membership"

1. ability to change matt's member title whenever we choose
2. forcing the new guys to worship us as gods
3. the ability to freely ban and unban razz and turtlesong on a whim.
4. The freedom to post sheep in compromising positions.
5. the secret to pulling the trigger on spammers and permission to do so on a bi-weekly basis (okay, just one or two per member)
6. I got nothin'. I'm just trying to move the game along.
7. also just moving the game along.
8. posting/viewing pictures of cleavage (!!)
9. Knowing that Feev can't really *** me with the click of one button.

[The Lady of Shadows]

[The Lady of Shadows]

13 perks for "friends of TheDarkTower.com premium membership"

1. ability to change matt's member title whenever we choose
2. forcing the new guys to worship us as gods
3. the ability to freely ban and unban razz and turtlesong on a whim.
4. The freedom to post sheep in compromising positions.
5. the secret to pulling the trigger on spammers and permission to do so on a bi-weekly basis (okay, just one or two per member)
6. I got nothin'. I'm just trying to move the game along.
7. also just moving the game along.
8. posting/viewing pictures of cleavage (!!)
9. Knowing that Feev can't really *** me with the click of one button.
10. the answer to the question "who is scott landon - REALLY?"