13 Not So Subtle Ways Of Turning Down A Date
1. I'd love to, but, my cats' funeral is this Saturday so...
2. My boyfriend might get mad
3. Nah, you're too fugly
4. I'd rather masturbate with 60 grit sandpaper and kerosene.
5. Nah..I have standards
6. Sorry, I only go out with attractive people.
7. Sorry i have to give my mom a bath.
8. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha .
9. Sorry, I'm busy for the rest of my life.
10. My mom would be jealous.