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    kind of a clughaflomuchowyanninnytopolo- ish sound

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    someone that was really thirsty.... or had a thing for cows

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    ketchup!






    do you know the way to san jose?

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    yes. here's how to get to San Jose, California from flint, Michigan

    1: Start out going SOUTHWEST on E COURT ST/MI-21 W toward S SAGINAW ST. 0.0 mi
    2: Turn LEFT onto S SAGINAW ST. 0.3 mi
    3: Turn RIGHT onto W 8TH ST. 0.2 mi
    4: Merge onto I-69 W. 62.3 mi
    5: Merge onto I-69 S via EXIT 97 toward FT WAYNE. 34.4 mi
    6: Merge onto I-94 W via EXIT 38 toward CHICAGO (Passing through INDIANA, then crossing into ILLINOIS). 155.0 mi
    7: Merge onto I-80 W via the exit on the LEFT toward WISCONSIN-IOWA/IL-83/TORRENCE AVE (Portions toll) (Passing through IOWA, NEBRASKA, and WYOMING, then crossing into UTAH). 1401.9 mi
    8: Merge onto I-80 W via EXIT 308 toward RENO/S.L. INT'L AIRPORT (Passing through NEVADA, then crossing into CALIFORNIA). 694.0 mi
    9: Merge onto I-680 S via EXIT 40 toward BENICIA/SAN JOSE. 58.4 mi
    10: Take the MISSION BLVD WEST exit, EXIT 12, toward I-880/WARM SPRINGS DISTRICT/UC EXTENSION. 0.5 mi
    11: Merge onto MISSION BLVD/CA-262 W. 0.7 mi
    12: Merge onto I-880 S toward SAN JOSE. 9.9 mi
    13: Take the COLEMAN AVE exit, EXIT 3, toward MINETA S J INTL AIRPORT. 0.3 mi
    14: Turn LEFT onto COLEMAN AVE. 1.7 mi
    15: Turn SLIGHT RIGHT onto N MARKET ST. 0.1 mi
    16: Turn LEFT onto DEVINE ST. 0.1 mi
    17: End at San Jose, CA
    Estimated Time: 35.0 hours 32 minutes Estimated Distance:




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    Because they don't live in metropolitan towns...



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    She lays on me so relaxed.
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    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

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    they don't. you're just paranoid. really, there is no setting like that at all.
    *shut up i'm telling him already; and keep your voice down he'll hear you*






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    they NEVER will. every time they try, a snake shows up.


    Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof

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    you asked! please note that this is not my work obviously, because i would never have asked theresa to sleep with me. but the guy who did was obviously a very smart loser!

    "First, We postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave.

    Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.

    Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Two options exist:

    If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.

    If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.
    So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan during Freshman year, "that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I still have NOT succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be true...Thus, hell is exothermic."



    you didn't think i'd find an answer to that question, did you?

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    Wow I was amazed by all that complicated answer... You were smart to even find an answer!

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    you asked! please note that this is not my work obviously, because i would never have asked theresa to sleep with me. but the guy who did was obviously a very smart loser!

    "First, We postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave.

    Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.

    Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Two options exist:

    If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.

    If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.
    So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan during Freshman year, "that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I still have NOT succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be true...Thus, hell is exothermic."



    you didn't think i'd find an answer to that question, did you?
    actually i kind of expected it. i love that response. i read it in a weird facts book.


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    She lays on me so relaxed.
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    Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.

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