You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history - Good Morning Vietnam
You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history - Good Morning Vietnam
Where does he get those wonderful toys?
Jack Nicholson, Batman
Also from Batman - "Can someone please tell me why a man... dressed up as a BAT... gets all my press!"
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.
More Joker: "Why didn't anyone tell me he had one of those....things?? Bob, gun."
In Digitized Remorse
That's one of my favorites too.
"He stole my balloons.....HE STOLE MY BALLOONS!!!"
"You're, like, a poet, dude!" Bob, SLC Punk.
There's one hole in every revolution, large or small. And it's one word long.. people. No matter how big the idea they all stand under, people are small and weak and cheap and frightened. It's people that kill every revolution.
From "Fletch"
Alan Stanwyck: You'll be wearing rubber gloves. Do you own rubber gloves?
Fletch: I rent 'em. I have a lease with an option to buy.
Waiter: Would you like some drinks, Señor, while you wait? I will put it on the Underhills' bill.
Fletch: Yes, very good. I'll have a Bloody Mary and a steak sandwich and... a steak sandwich, please.
From "Fletch Lives"
Doorman: Name?
Fletch: Ah...Irwin M Fletcher. Irwin Mahatma Fletcher.
Doorman: Address?
Fletch: 7.
Ben Dover: Take your pants off.
Fletch: I don't even know your name.
Ben Dover: Bend over.
Fletch: Ben? Nice to meet you, Victor Hugo.
From "Brain Donors"
Roland T. Flakfizer: And that spells cash with a capital...
Jacques: K!
Roland T. Flakfizer: You should go back to school.
Jacques: I hated teaching.
Roland T. Flakfizer: Some day you'll have my children. In fact, they're in the car if you want them.
Rocco Melonchek: You're lying.
Roland T. Flakfizer: Of course I am, but hear me out!
Lillian Oglethorpe: Then it's settled. I am so excited.
Roland T. Flakfizer: You're excited? Feel these nipples.
Roland T. Flakfizer: It's said that behind every great man there is a great woman, and I'm glad the woman behind me is Lillian; because, quite frankly, I enjoy the shade.
Flakfizer: Lillian, I could make love to you right here.
Lillian Oglethorpe: Roland, let's keep this professional.
Flakfizer: Fine. I'll charge you fifty bucks a pop.
Volare: My dance shoes are in the Louvre in Paris.
Flakfizer: Big deal. Last year I left a raincoat in Cleveland.
I like the nod to that in Mallrats:Originally Posted by feverishparade
Where do you get these wonderful toys? - Jay to Silent Bob.
"Put my momma down!!"
In Digitized Remorse
Saw this just a minute ago.
Gas Station Customer: *glasses keep falling off* Damn these glasses!
Steve Martin: Yes sir! *points at glasses* I damn thee!
In Digitized Remorse
VING RHAIMS-- "let me get those groceries for you maam"
LADY--"Now I didnt ask for your help, so dont expect a tip."
VING-- "Thats ok maam, i'll just take your car."
(OUT OF SIGHT)
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The new phone books are here!!! The new phone books are here!!!
First time I've seen The Jerk!
"He's shooting at the cans!! *runs into the station* Oh my God, more cans! *shoves the cans onto the floor*
In Digitized Remorse
"I'm looking for a man with a special purpose."
"I've got one of those!!"
It's been a while, that quote is pretty close I think.
"God is in the rain." - V for Vendetta
Roland would have understood.
yesterday went to our supermarket, and they played You Are My Destiny by Paul Anka (which they'd never done before). Of course it immediately brought to mind that one from Back to the Future: "You are my density... I mean, my destiny".
Ask not what bears can do for you, but what you can do for bears. (razz)
When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)
bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?" - Three Amigos
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.
"McFly!! I thought I told you never to come in here again!"
In Digitized Remorse
we're friends, we are, I just have to go.
scooter: happy gilmore
Lalalalaaaa, lalalalaaa
Lalalalaaaa, lalalalaaa
sugarpop <3
"Give me what I want, and I'll go away." - Storm of the Century
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.
If you're blind how'd you catch that ball?-
Telepathy! you lose one sense you gain another! ladies and gentlemen...-
how'd you know I was guy?-
I could hear your gonads shaking!-
Shooter: Just stay out of my way or you'll pay, listen to what I say.
Happy Gilmore: Hey, why don't I just go and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what'd ya say?
It's peanut butter jelly time!
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday night. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
Trainspotting
BEEP BEEP Richie! They ALL float down here. When you're down here with us, you'll float too!
From "Punch Drunk Love" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0272338/
"Barry: I didn't do anything. I'm a nice man. I mind my own business. So you tell me 'that's that' before I beat the hell from you. I have so much strength in me you have no idea. I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine. I would say 'that's that', Mattress Man.
“As I never tire of saying, heat is not the antithesis of light but rather the source of it.” ~ Christopher Hitchens
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