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    I love the part in SoS, when Eddie and Roland me King and he says

    "It's against my religion to insult men carrying guns."

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    I love the part where Roland keeps calling it a tooterfish sandwich....

    And actually ROland's reaction to the first door was hysterical too.

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    Default funniest DT moment?

    "Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to superflu."



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    This thread already exists my friend.
    Look or do a Search before you create a thread.

    I am sure a mod can take care of it for you though....it's no biggie!

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    Damn....I know it is around here someplace. I've posted in it before. Now I can't seem to find it though....
    Hmmm.

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    when in doubt, Monte, ask Jeeves.

    I mean, of course, ask the bear!

    the merge was successful


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    I knew I wasn't crazy.
    As always...you are super Jean.

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    Okay, before having to return Wolves to a friend because his father owned it and suddenly decided it wasn't okay for me to borrow it, I read a scene in which the ka-tet goes todash. I forget if it's the first or second time, but I think it was the second because they had been following Jake to the rose. Anyway, there is a part where they are crossing the street, and Roland pretty much puts his hand out to a bunch of cars who are approaching and says, "Stop, in the name of Gilead!" or something to that effect.

    I don't know why, but that line had me laughing so hard, still does.

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    talking about Wolves, here's one of my personal favorites:

    The image of the Man Jesus was in profile, and Roland was glad. Had He been facing him full on, the gunslinger wasn't sure he could have done his morning business without closing his eyes, full though his bladder was. Strange place to put a picture of God's Son, he thought, and then realized it wasn't strange at all. In the ordinary course of things, only Rosalita used this privy, and the Man Jesus would have nothing to look at but her prim back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jean View Post
    talking about Wolves, here's one of my personal favorites:

    The image of the Man Jesus was in profile, and Roland was glad. Had He been facing him full on, the gunslinger wasn't sure he could have done his morning business without closing his eyes, full though his bladder was. Strange place to put a picture of God's Son, he thought, and then realized it wasn't strange at all. In the ordinary course of things, only Rosalita used this privy, and the Man Jesus would have nothing to look at but her prim back.
    This is actually rather creepy to me. I lol'd either way, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker View Post
    I love the part where Roland keeps calling it a tooterfish sandwich....

    And actually ROland's reaction to the first door was hysterical too.
    I don't have the Drawing of the Three anymore! So I can't go back and look..

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    oy saying fuck. mrs. tassenbaum asking "young man did that animal just say fuck?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jean View Post
    talking about Wolves, here's one of my personal favorites:

    The image of the Man Jesus was in profile, and Roland was glad. Had He been facing him full on, the gunslinger wasn't sure he could have done his morning business without closing his eyes, full though his bladder was. Strange place to put a picture of God's Son, he thought, and then realized it wasn't strange at all. In the ordinary course of things, only Rosalita used this privy, and the Man Jesus would have nothing to look at but her prim back.
    Yeah, it's strange... and still... so good and natural at the same time.
    I did love reading this part.

    Roland would have understood.

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    rolands interpretations of some of our words fotografs, and astin stuff like that tickled me

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    Oy calling for silence in Wolves of the Calla and "Johnny Cash" in The Drawing of the Three, as well as Detta's reaction to Eddie and Roland...when she was thinking they were jacking each other off. Just seemed kinda random. Actually I find most of Detta's parts kinda funny for some reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Empath of the White View Post
    Oy calling for silence in Wolves of the Calla and "Johnny Cash" in The Drawing of the Three, as well as Detta's reaction to Eddie and Roland...when she was thinking they were jacking each other off. Just seemed kinda random. Actually I find most of Detta's parts kinda funny for some reason.
    You are lucky in this case because many people find her annoying.
    I like her as well. However sometimes it's damn hard to understand her (for me at least).

    Roland would have understood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Empath of the White View Post
    when she was thinking they were jacking each other off.
    This is a big spoiler here shhhhhhhhhhh

    Spoiler:
    Detta was right!
    "It's his eyes, Roland thought. They were wide and terrible, the eyes of a dragon in human form" - Roland seeing the Crimson King for the first time.

    "When the King comes and the Tower falls, sai, all such pretty things as yours will be broken. Then there will be darkness and nothing but the howl of Discordia and the cries of the can toi" - From Song of Susannah

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    One of the funniest bits in the books for me:

    "I guess I'll live." He looks at Roland expressionlessly. "You'll never know how close it was a couple of times, though. Once I took one of your guns and put it against my head. Cocked it, held it there for awhile, and then took it away. Eased the hammer down and shoved it back in your holster"....

    "What stopped you pulling the trigger?"

    "Well, this is the only pair of pants I've got," Eddie says. "At the last second I thought that if I pulled the trigger and it was one of those dud shells, I'd never get up the guts to do it again ... and once you shit your pants, you gotta wash 'em right away or live with the stink forever. Henry told me that. He learned it in Nam. And since it was nighttime and Lester the Lobster was out, not to mention all his friends -"

    But the gunslinger is laughing, laughing hard, although only an occasional cracked sound actually escapes from his lips.
    The Drawing of the Three: SHUFFLE

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    oh man, i had forgotten all about him calling the lobstrosities "lester the lobster"

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    yeah, that is some classic eddie stuff right there.



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    The come and cheese sandwich always cracked me up. And pretty much eveything Eddie said.

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    I got a pretty good laugh when Jake flips out on that taxi driver that almost hits Oy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian View Post
    I got a pretty good laugh when Jake flips out on that taxi driver that almost hits Oy
    Hell yeah, and how Reverend Harrigan deals with that taxi driver made that scene even funnier.
    "It's his eyes, Roland thought. They were wide and terrible, the eyes of a dragon in human form" - Roland seeing the Crimson King for the first time.

    "When the King comes and the Tower falls, sai, all such pretty things as yours will be broken. Then there will be darkness and nothing but the howl of Discordia and the cries of the can toi" - From Song of Susannah

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