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    Quote Originally Posted by saxy555 View Post
    My daughter and I both call it that when we talk to each other (yes she's a huge SK-DT fan too).
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    Welcome to the site.

    Roland would have understood.

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    I seriously have to reccomend the audiobooks. It enhances so many parts, and is fun to hear their 'voices'. Roland's trouble with our words are quite funny at times. The mayo-sandwhich scene is quite amusing, but prior to it, Eddie asks roland to repeat 'hoagie' before letting him go get it, and the way says back 'hoggie' in audio had me cracking up.

    I will have to agree with others on here too, though, with many of what thay said: Jake and Oy switching bodies, oy saying 'fuck', and many of Eddie's antics, etc.

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    My fav bits in the order I can think of them:

    1) Any and all references to the GAWD BOMB guy
    2) When the old guy in Calla Sturgis refers to going #2 as "shooting dirt"
    3) When Dandelo is talking about his photo of the DT and he says "Well who do you think took it? Ansel Fucking Adams?"

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    I think the pharmacist's reaction to being held up for Keflex is hilarious.

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    yes a great quote such controlled understatement t

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    My daughter cracked up when I played her the audiobook scene with Callahan getting that "pancake of warmth" that says he "just shot the chocolate", but I'm split three ways between Gasher on the bridge (toddle off to hell on the same handcart), Roland telling off Jack Andolini (all that asslicking only makes him uglier) and of course Eddie & Roland's “salommy sanditch.” scene (hoggie.)

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    Oh wait... "Man Jesus, she even sounded like a donkey." George Guidall reading that whole first section of Calla with the description of Son-of-a-Bitch is a relaxed riot, with the "yer-buggers" and the "never think its", and the deadpan farmer spite of the old people calling it "Loose Ground". Epic fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by nyy3723a View Post
    Tuter Fish always gave me a chuckle.
    This. Very much this. I'm not one to show much, if any, emotion while reading, but Tuter Fish gets me still. I even write it on my shopping lists.

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    There are a lot of hilarious moments. Here are a couple of my favorites;
    When Roland says "What's wrong, do you see your sister's bum?"

    Roland on the benefits of smoking: "Eddie, if one waits until the lungs are fully formed, tobacco prolongs life, not shortens it. It's the reason why in Gilead everyone smoked but the very poorest, and even they had their shuckies, like as not. Tobacco keeps away ill-sick vapors, for one thing. Many dangerous insects, for another. Everyone knows this."

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    There are a lot of hilarious moments. Here are a couple of my favorites;
    When Roland says "What's wrong, do you see your sister's bum?"

    Roland on the benefits of smoking: "Eddie, if one waits until the lungs are fully formed, tobacco prolongs life, not shortens it. It's the reason why in Gilead everyone smoked but the very poorest, and even they had their shuckies, like as not. Tobacco keeps away ill-sick vapors, for one thing. Many dangerous insects, for another. Everyone knows this."

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    There are a lot of hilarious moments. Here are a couple of my favorites;
    When Roland says "What's wrong, do you see your sister's bum?"

    Roland on the benefits of smoking: "Eddie, if one waits until the lungs are fully formed, tobacco prolongs life, not shortens it. It's the reason why in Gilead everyone smoked but the very poorest, and even they had their shuckies, like as not. Tobacco keeps away ill-sick vapors, for one thing. Many dangerous insects, for another. Everyone knows this."

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    I love Eddie's terrible jokes in The Waste Lands!

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    I constantly call people "bumhugs" lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spencer View Post
    Johnny Cash. Without question.

    When he gets it wrong at the very end and the answer actually is Johnny cash I was n bits laughing

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    The scene in W&G in which Rhea gets knocked off the seat of her pony cart. Shoes flying straight up!

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    For me it was when Rhea's horse started too fast and she was thrown backwards with her feet in the air.

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    For me it had to be in IV when Rhea's horse starts quickly and throws her back with her legs in the air. Nice slapstick.

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    Gotta be Oy saying F*** and Mrs Tassenbaum's reaction

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    I'll always love Cuthbert calling his horse 'Glue Boy'.

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