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    :radioactive: Funniest Dark Tower moments ***SPOILERS***

    What are the funniest moments in the Dark Tower saga for everyone? The funniest for me is the "Lemons" scene in Song of Susannah when Eddie is telling Calvin about how his brother didn't think software was a good investment. It makes me laugh, fit to split, aye!
    "It's his eyes, Roland thought. They were wide and terrible, the eyes of a dragon in human form" - Roland seeing the Crimson King for the first time.

    "When the King comes and the Tower falls, sai, all such pretty things as yours will be broken. Then there will be darkness and nothing but the howl of Discordia and the cries of the can toi" - From Song of Susannah

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    Right now I'm listening to the Drawing of the Three and I'm just cracking up at Eddie. The way he talks to Roland has me laughing out loud.



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    I have laughed hard at those exchanges too. Just the way he teases him all the time about being a machine.

    I know they grew, but I missed that kind of stuff in the last three.

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    I agree, the interactions between Roland and Eddie in early books are memorable...I think this interaction even enhanced their relationship as they grew closer.

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    Anytime Roland thinks of astin. There is a scene in DT7 when he says it like a sigh and with such emotion like "aah, astin." Roland can be pretty funny too.

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    Eddie in the early books was great.

    I got a kick out the whole bumhug thing.

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    "Oh, I can't," he said, clutching his trousers and smiling a huge broad smile that felt like a scream trying to get out of his skin. "That pesky thing fell off last week, that did."

    sheemie to rhea, wizard and glass

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    I have to get the audiobooks!
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    I personally laughed out loud several times when Jake and Oy switch bodies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sarajean View Post
    "Oh, I can't," he said, clutching his trousers and smiling a huge broad smile that felt like a scream trying to get out of his skin. "That pesky thing fell off last week, that did."

    sheemie to rhea, wizard and glass
    One of my favorites, too.
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    Johnny Cash. Without question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pol View Post
    I agree, the interactions between Roland and Eddie in early books are memorable...I think this interaction even enhanced their relationship as they grew closer.
    Yeah, I love the early back and forth banter between Eddie and Roland. So much funny stuff there.

    One funny scene which always cracks me up on my re-reads is when Roland drinks the Pepsi that Eddie bought him. Roland: "My God! It's sweet!" I can just picture that so well in my mind. Really, I just love all of Roland's interactions with things he doesn't understand from our world, lots of humor to be had.

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    In the early books when he referes to "Ka" as "Kaka (poopoo)".

    Ahh, I thought about reading the series again, but I may get the audio books instead, give my eyes a rest.


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    "He" being Eddie of course!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sarajean View Post
    "Oh, I can't," he said, clutching his trousers and smiling a huge broad smile that felt like a scream trying to get out of his skin. "That pesky thing fell off last week, that did."

    sheemie to rhea, wizard and glass
    i was listening to that at work last week and i laughed so hard i ended up bent over holding my stomach and hardly breathing, two people came over to see what was wrong and that just made me laugh harder.

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    The Sammich Scene in 7.

    "I'd prefer a sauce that didn't look so much like come myself"

    and "Let's go, I'll eat my come and cheese sandwich while I drive"

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    I liked when Oy intro'd himself in Calla.....Oy, Eld, Thankee!!

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    That was another great part for me too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AJ View Post
    The Sammich Scene in 7.

    "I'd prefer a sauce that didn't look so much like come myself"

    and "Let's go, I'll eat my come and cheese sandwich while I drive"
    Another funniest moment of the saga!
    "It's his eyes, Roland thought. They were wide and terrible, the eyes of a dragon in human form" - Roland seeing the Crimson King for the first time.

    "When the King comes and the Tower falls, sai, all such pretty things as yours will be broken. Then there will be darkness and nothing but the howl of Discordia and the cries of the can toi" - From Song of Susannah

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    Ha Ha Ha I was going to say the Sammich scene also, Some times Roland was so clueless.

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    Come and cheese sandwich is the funniest scene for me, too.
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    I don't know, the "bumhug" jokes had me laughing quite a bit as they went on.
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    I was laughing like mad when, after those Calla people sitting in the back of the room started hail-marying, -

    "Bag it," Callahan snapped. "Save it for Sunday."
    Maybe it was me being Catholic and him being a Catholic priest, or maybe it's because I was so very wound up emotionally, bursting with some almost ecstatic gratitude having recognized my favorite character, my long-lost Father from 'Salem's Lot in the Old Fella, - but it struck me as about the funniest thing I've ever heard.

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    Bumhug....hehe.
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    Tuter Fish always gave me a chuckle.

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    for some reason, I was laughing out loud when Callahan was describing the jail scene when he hit bottom. The way Stephen King wrote it had me in stitches. My hubby asked me what was so funny, as I was in histarics, and I tried to explain but couldn't. Sometimes stuff that isn't supposed to be funny just is.



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