Super Troopers!
Super Troopers!
“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”-Mark Twain
Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me....Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.
-Shel Silverstein
There you go!
"What do you wanna do, Meow or Repeat?"
What do you wanna do? Meow or repeat?
“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”-Mark Twain
Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me....Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.
-Shel Silverstein
Willem Dafoe has a line in Boondock Saints that goes: "And where's he going?.....No..where."
So, anytime I say: "Where are you going?" I have to follow it up with "No..where."..even if I'm talking to someone who doesn't know the quote, or hell, even if I'm at home by myself talking to my dog who is asking to go outside.
You could also use Jimmy's "Where are they gonna go, huh? (looks around) Where are they gonna go?"
Oh, I think we both know there is no shortage of Goodfellas quotes on my end.
Funny thing is, my sister is just as bad as me at using the Boondock's quote. I can't start it without her finishing it.
I've been DYING to use Lloyd's "RIGHT ON MY ASS AFTER YOU KISS IT!" quote IRL, but I haven't had a proper chance to...
Soon
Whenever I know how to do something someone else doesn't (more specifically fellow Marines) I always quote FMJ "You will learn by the numbers! I will teach you!"
or when I pull out my combat knife "Now THIS is a knife!"
I know there are more but I'm drawing a blank...
YOU MUST CHILL. I HAVE HIDDEN YOUR KEYS.
OOOOOh. And being a reservist I alwayus quote Pauly Shore from "In the Army Now"
"One weekend a month, 2 weeks a year MY ASS!" (although that may not be the exact quote).
YOU MUST CHILL. I HAVE HIDDEN YOUR KEYS.
I use the worms quote often , I think I've used it in a couple of other threads around here.
The other day me and my brother went to one of my friends house, and he has this portrait of Jesus in his living room, and my brother used the quote from that one Ice Cube movie, where they're robbing a church or some such (?) : "Hold it , white Jesus!"
Today at work, I had to go upstairs to get a file. I looked at my co-worker very seriously, and said: "If I'm not back in ten minutes, call the..police."
Of course she didn't get it, but I enjoyed myself very much.
One I like to use that few people get (and when they don't it's always awkward) is whenever someone is going down a random list of things they like, I have to bust out with "and sometimes....I like the idea...of a girl. And a horse".
Or "You clean this up, I'm going to get a bagel".
Both from Chasing Amy...I think I have one friend I can count on to know what I am talking about when I use those.
YOU MUST CHILL. I HAVE HIDDEN YOUR KEYS.
That's a Kevin Smith film, right?
Another line that I use often whenever someone says something that comes as absolutely NO surprise is "Oh! There's a big surprise! I think I'm gonna have a heart attack, from that surprise!" Iago uses it in the first Aladdin movie
my new favorite to use is:
Nerd Alert /austin powers
But you sort of have to tilt your head back and shout it across the room when someone does something completely nerdworthy. :lo:
Lalalalaaaa, lalalalaaa
Lalalalaaaa, lalalalaaa
sugarpop <3
Is that from the first Austin Powers?
One AP line that I love using when people don't get what you're trying to explain something to them "You just...DON'T get it do you? You don't!" But it has to be said in a slightly offensive/demeaning way
A true firewasp ninja would never wear such a ridiculous sweater.
There's logic in nonsense.
Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.
I'm just seeing this thread for the first time (sad, yeah, yeah) and boy am I glad that I did. I constantly quote movies/TV. Some I do are:
"Get in my belleh!" and (mouth watering)"You kinda look like a baby." - Fat Bastard, Austin Powers
I probably use this one WAY too much, basically whenever anyone says anything. "That's what she said." - Michael Scott, The Office
Another one from The Office, "It's simply beyond words...it's incalculacable."
I forgot...one more. (Family hates me for this one) "Send in the Fem-BOTS! - Frau Farbissina, Austin Powers
A NEW GAME BEGINS
I do that too! I love that. I usually do hand motions as well.
Also, there is a line in the movie The Plague that my friend says constantly and I have started to say. I guess they are stuck in a church or something and one guy offers the other some communion bread but says, "Body of Christ. You want some?"
Anytime we...or I...am handing food to someone I say that. well, sometimes.
Another one I remembered: Whenever someone gets sarcastic/smart with me, I like to quote Nasty Nate from Half Baked:
"Do you know who you're dealing with?"
(But saying it just like him is what cracks me up)
No one can say anything about a wire hanger without me saying: "No Wire Hangers!!"
...As a joke, my husband bought a copy of it for me for mother's day.
it's a good "How To" for motherhood as long as you use for "How NOT to"