It's not really an exact quote, but whenever my dog is staring at me, begging to go for a walk, I tell her: "Your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me."
It's not really an exact quote, but whenever my dog is staring at me, begging to go for a walk, I tell her: "Your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me."
Jesus i do that all the time And me and my =friend Barnes, if one of us doesn't have something, for example, if i wanna copy his Maths homework and he's handed it in i always go "Frikin' idiot, God!" and flick my hair. Me and him do kick ass Naopleon impressions. We could probably do the whole film, just us two.
Me and my mate Ingram always quote the "i love lamp" bit to eachother, i ask him "Who do you love now?" and he says "I love lamp" and everytime someone asks "hu u luvin" i just say "I love lamp"
2:45 am- 11th February 2008- I Finished The Dark Tower
That reminds me, whenever people are arguing or yelling, I like to quote Brick from Anchorman:
"Loud noises!" or "I don't know what we are yelling about!"
Which always leads to: "I hear their menstruation attracts bears."
Whenever someone says or does something smart, I like to quote Toy Story:
"Good job Woody. That's using the old noodle."
When anyone burps in our house (not that it EVER happens, because that's just soooo rude ) my kids say... "Did ya hear that?" from Elf
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.
I find myself using qoutes outta the Tower more often then not. Flat tires are always responded to with " It's only flat on the bottom", anytime 19 comes up, it has to be said super dramticly, and after a brief pause. I will even find myself slipping into calla & Majis speek when talking normaly, with "Do ya, I beg",and "so I do's", and "Mayhaps". I even catch myself calling my wife "Honey Child".
A man who cannot share his habits, needs to give them up.
Whenever someone states something ridicolously (sp?) obvious, I use Ashton Kutcher's quote from Dude Where's My Car?
"THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!"
Whenever I want someone to give me a high five, I quote Waterboy:
"SLAP HANDS! SLAP HANDS!"
One I use when someone is taking to long to do something. From Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
"Get on with it!"
There's one hole in every revolution, large or small. And it's one word long.. people. No matter how big the idea they all stand under, people are small and weak and cheap and frightened. It's people that kill every revolution.
yipee kay ay mutherfucker, is my fav!! Bruce Willis Rocks
Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, stronger than you seem and smarter than you think.
If anyone's name is Roger... I start quoting Life of Brian... "Wealease... Wogah!"
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.
Yet another one I forgot about until I used it earlier today. Whenever someone asks me what I want, I usually quote Half Baked:
"You know what I want! I wanna talk to Sampson."
I hit up Holy Grail a lot. Whenever I do or say something and someone asks how I knew it I will invariably respond with, "Well you have to know such things when you're a king."
Any injury is referred to as "just a flesh wound"
Knights are sometimes called kenigits.
Women with big boobs possess large "tracts of land"
I don't remember the context, but my parents were talking about something burning, to which I responded "and what do you burn aside from witches" and was crushed when neither of the responded "more witches!". Bunch of savages in this town.
Man, this new guy at work made the big mistake of telling me his list name is Smalls. Now everytime he says something even remotely funny and/or interesting, I reply with : "Youre killing me Smalls!"
So I'm playing this war with aliens/ run & gun videogame, and I've gone through a plethora of quotes while doing so. Below are just ones that I can remember right off the bat
“Come on get some! Get it, come on! Get it, come on! Yeah! Yeah!” –Full Metal Jacket
“Come on in you fuckers, ole’ painless is waiting.”
“Dutch, on your 9!”
“Get that mother--!!”
“We’ve both got scores to settle!”
“Get to the choppah!”– Predator
“Go, my dogs of war!!” – Road Warrior
“Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhh!!!” -Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Casey Jones’s scream )
“I’m a little anxious to get up there and whoop E.T’s ass” – Independence Day
I’m sure I’ll think of more as the day goes on.
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I can never ever eat chips and salsa without quoting Clerks:
I'm putting a spoiler tag around this since, even though it spoils nothing, Feev still hasn't seen the movie. And he can choose to enter at his own risk:
Spoiler:
A few minutes ago, I was walking back towards my desk, and one of my co-workers was standing there with her back to me, and she asked outloud : "Has anyone seen Fernando?" - I tried to bust a Christian Bale in Batman Begins - "HERE I AM."
It didn't sound as cool though.
lol when someones says "huh?"
i go "huh, my ass!" (The Five Heartbeats)
Whenever someone answers a question correctly I can't help but quote jake gyllenhall in Highway when he says, "Beep. Perfect Score. Gold star."
Also, no matter what the situation I often say, "I wanna see you happier, with your mouth open" from The Whitest Kids You Know.
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Whenever I'm about to play a game with someone, instead of saying something like "You're goin' down!" I like to tell them "Baby, I'm gonna buttah yo' bread" in as deep a voice as I can.
“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”-Mark Twain
Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me....Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.
-Shel Silverstein