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    Quote Originally Posted by R_of_G View Post
    I've always been fond of Vonnegut's "Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut?" which he uses frequently in Slapstick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flaggwalkstheline View Post
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    I recognize just enough words to know you insulted someone's mother.
    the english equivalent is calling someone a horny-whorish-goat who fucks their mother

    followed by a healthy cry of "n fuck yourself 2!"

    sounds more wrong en espanol though

    for the record I wasnt directing it at anyone in particular
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    My God, this is so funny I'm about to bust a gut!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Daghain View Post
    Yes, but if you want to be a real ass, you say fuck you and the horse you rode in on, and the dog that followed you into town.

    Yeah, I grew up in a tough crowd.
    We said fuck you, the horse you rode in on, and the fleas that infest it.
    Sam, that's hilarious!.

    And flagg, Mexican Spanish swearing is cool as hell. German is almost as good. Who knew calling someone a schweinhund (literally pig dog) could be a major insult?



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    Swearing in any language is fun.

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    Another good curse Dags, is penjechingato if I got my mexican spelling right. It directly translates into catfish pussy.

    Who'd have ever thought that calling someone pubic hair would be a hell worthy insult? I saw a Mexican fellow pull a knife on a guy who called him that.
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    "People, especially children, aren't measured by their IQ. What's important about them is whether they're good or bad, and these children are bad." ~ Alan Bernard


    "You needn't die happy when your day comes, but you must die satisfied, for you have lived your life from beginning to end and ka is always served." ~ Roland Deschain

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    I've never heard that phrase before

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    how in the fucking hell have i never seen this thread before? there are some seriously priceless phrases in here that i can't wait for an opportunity to use!

    how much trouble do you think i'd get in for use one or two in my sig?

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    Quote Originally Posted by feverishparade View Post
    I've never heard that phrase before
    Well, now you have.
    Margaret Emmie Mackey Catoe, you are, have been, and always will be my soulmate, and I love you.
    Con todo mi corazon, por todo de mis dias. And I always will, in this life and into the next.

    August 2, 1947 - September 24, 2010

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    ::cough cough::

    I have to ask everyone to illustrate your points with as many examples from literature as possible, or this thread will be moved to Dixie Pig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by R_of_G View Post
    I've always been fond of Vonnegut's "Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut?" which he uses frequently in Slapstick.
    I heart that one. First heard it in the stage show "Blood Brothers" Hilarious.

    And, man. What a thread!


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    Quote Originally Posted by nordh View Post
    Coming from Sweden, perhaps I've missed this connection to the real world or perhaps an old movie or so, but I seem to find the quote "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on" in several of Stephen Kings books. For example It and Lisey's story (smuck), and I'm pretty certain it was mentioned by Jake or Eddie somewhere in the DT series as well.

    Is this just an old saying, or is it King that's just really fond of using it?
    My wife has told me this before, mostly in joking/sarcastic tone, and I always ask if the horse's name was Friday.

    Anyone who's seen the movie Little Big League will get the reference.

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    Anyone who's seen my post two posts above will get the subtle hint. Please have another look at the forum we're in. So far we haven't drifted too far off topic, but if we do, I'll have to think about moving the thread.

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    Y'know, I think there could be another thing with the horse. Lets say that I'm in a marketing meeting and my boss asks me what my idea is to market this great new product. I offer up something really stupid. He could say, "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on" referring to me and my idea."

    Or lets say there's a very exclusive club that only allows someone to join if they're vouched for by an existing member. A buddy of yours gets you into the club and it soon comes to light that you're a complete asshole. One of the members could say, "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on" referring to you and the friend that got you in the club.

    Basically, this saying could be saying fuck you and whatever person and/or circumstance brought you "into town" as it were.

    I don't know if its really intended that way...I'm just theorizing.

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    I have always felt that the phrase meant something like Fuck you and everything you come from. (Your family, past, town, etc) .....and the horse you rode in on.
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    I saw the movie Changeling last night - the phrase was used twice and because of this thread I couldn't help but laugh!


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    Was Changeling any good?
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    Slow start, but once it got going, it was pretty good!


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    I remember where else I saw this phrase. Level 31 of Halo, the first game. This is pure geekdom, but here it is: [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq6NzvSo5nI"]YouTube - Halo - The Maw (Level 31)[/ame]

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    Sorry if off topic or whatever..but my favoriet King-ism is Fuck me 'til I cry...I've caught myself using it...a lot...
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    i love that expression as well.

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