What are some of the worst/funniest pick-up lines you have ever heard?
This one always cracks me up.
"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I can see myself in your pants."
Worst/Funniest Pick-Up lines
What are some of the worst/funniest pick-up lines you have ever heard?
This one always cracks me up.
"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I can see myself in your pants."
Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
is it hot in here or is it just you?
or how about
that shirt would look awesome on my bedroom floor.
or....
what do you like on your pancakes? (why?) I want to know what to make you for breakfast.
"So many vows. They make you swear and swear. Defend the King, obey the King, obey your father, protect the innocent, defend the weak. But what if your father despises the King? What if the King massacres the innocent? It's too much. No matter what you do, you're forsaking one vow or another."
how about..."Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong"
Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
Boys, those are hilarious.
*the picker-upper licks their finger and wipes it on the pick-upee's shirt*
Let's say we go to my place and get you out of those wet clothes?
you're solid gold // i'll see you in hell
This one was unique...
"My friend over there wanted me to do this... *kiss* but he's too shy"
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.
If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
Lalalalaaaa, lalalalaaa
Lalalalaaaa, lalalalaaa
sugarpop <3
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day!
Is your dad a baker, because he gave you nice buns!
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Okay, this isn't really a typical pick up line, but it happened to my sister and I one day when we were walking. A guy slows down in his car next to us, leans out the window and asks:
"Are either of you single?"
That's like saying: "Hey, I'm not picky. I'll take either one of you."
ugh! what a loser!
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.
the attempted pickup from the car is bad enough no matter what he said. it just oozes creepiness.Originally Posted by Girlystevedave
From a Mexican guy:
Do you have any Mexican in you? Want some?
The kindness of close friends is like a warm blanket
I seem to have lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?
I had a message for you, but I've forgotten it. No worries, though. It's written down. On my penis. In Braile.
I did have a guy ask me if I'd go out for breakfast with him tomorrow. I just kept drinking.Later he was nicer, he was showing off for his friends, but he still didn't get anything. I got free drinks though.
[jots it down]
Is your Dad a thief? Cuz I think he stole the stars out the sky and put them in your eyes *vomits*
"Hey sweet thang. Can I take you out for a fish sandwich?"
Okay
I can't remember the exact words used, but I had a car pull up next to mine one time and the guy basically offered me a job as a hooker. Made me wonder: should I be charging for it?
((checks the tag of the girls shirt))
Just like I thought, made in heaven.
"So many vows. They make you swear and swear. Defend the King, obey the King, obey your father, protect the innocent, defend the weak. But what if your father despises the King? What if the King massacres the innocent? It's too much. No matter what you do, you're forsaking one vow or another."
I've gotten that one...I've also gotten it in several forms. Replace "mexican" with "Injun", "italian", "irish"...works for anything really. Those are just what I've heard used on me.
The last guy I dated actually used the "Injun" one on me...after we had started dating though so I guess it kinda worked for him. lol.
I got this one at a bar once. This guy was sitting next to my friend and when I smiled at her he thought I smiled at him. On my way to the bathroom he got up and said, "You smile at me, I smile at you. Let's go fuck."
I've also gotten this one. "Hey, nice shoes. Let's fuck"
I've gotten the "want any?" from a guy who was part Irish. Only it didn't quite work because he said, "Do you have any Irish in you?" and me, being naive, said, "Yeah, I'm like 1/8th Irish." So he had to kind of flounder around to make it work.
"Hey, are your parents in Jail? Because you look retarded and uneducated."
"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think." - Duma Key
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Are those spacepants you're wearing because that ass is out of this world.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
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