I give free moustache rides.
This is my blog/page:
www.facebook.com/thespermwhaleandbowlofpetunias
This is my donation page:
https://www.razoo.com/br/causes/Maje...h-Resorption-1
"Did you win tonight?"
Guys ask me this when I walk past the bar after poker. They always ask while the game is still going. And I'm obviously no longer sitting at a table. Dumbasses. It's not flattering, it's rubbing it in that I suck at cards and just lost to a guy who probably has a lower IQ than I did at age 12.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
I lost my phone number. can I have yours?
This is my blog/page:
www.facebook.com/thespermwhaleandbowlofpetunias
This is my donation page:
https://www.razoo.com/br/causes/Maje...h-Resorption-1
You know what would look good on you??.... Me!
fuck me if im wrong, but dont i know you?
I saw this one on the Action Hero Handbook I'm reading, and it cracked me up, especially since I live in TN.
"Do you live in Tennessee?"
"Why?"
"Because you're the only 10 I see."