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    Default Poetry, Parodies, Songs, etc.,.

    I thought it would be nice to have a thread that we can throw miscellaneous writings into, so that way we can all get feedback on our writing...

    I'll start with one of my favorite parodies that I've written so far, that way I don't have to dig out the mass of notebooks of my original stuff.

    And I Would Do Anything For Los by Liz Black
    And I would do anything for Los, I'd run right into hell and back
    I would do anything for Los, I'll never lie to you or break my pact
    But I'll never forget the way you make me feel right now, oh no, no way
    And I would do anything for Los, but I won't do that, I won't do that
    Anything for Los, oh I would do anything for Los
    I would do anything for Los, but I won't do that, oh I won't do that

    Some days I can't be easy, and some days you can't be hard
    Some days we don't come at all, and these are the days that never end
    Some nights you're breathing fire, and some nights I'm carved in ice
    Some nights we're changing the world into what we want it be again

    Maybe I'm crazy, but it's crazy and it's true
    I know you can save me, no one else can save me now but you

    As long as the beams are breaking, as long as the Earth is shaking
    As long our dreams are coming true, you better believe it

    That I would do anything for Los, and I'll be there til the final act
    I would do anything for Los, and I'll take a vow and seal a pact

    But I'll never forgive myself if we don't break a beam tonight
    And I would do anything for Los, oh I would do anything for Los
    Oh I would do anything for Los, but I won't do that, no I won't do that

    I would do anything for Los, anything you've been dreaming of
    But I just won't do that
    (repeats 3x)

    (Solo)

    Some days I pray for silence, somedays I pray for your soul
    Some days I just pray to the God of Sex and Drums and Discordia
    Some nights I lose all feeling, and some nights I lose control
    Some nights I just lose it all when I watch you dance and the thunder rolls

    Maybe I'm lonely and just a lonely llama fox Taheen
    There's just one and only, the one and only promise I can really mean

    As long as the wheels of Anti-Ka are turning, as long as the fire inside me's burning
    As long as your plans are coming true, you better believe it

    That I would do anything for Los, and you know it's true and that's a fact
    I would do anything for Los, and there'll never be no turning back

    But I'll never break better than I break with you, so long, so long
    And I would do anything for Los, oh I would do anything for Los
    I would do anything for Los, but I won't do that, no no no I won't do that

    I would do anything for Los, anything you've been dreaming of
    But I just won't do that
    (repeats 7x)

    But I'll never stop dreaming of you every night of my life, no way

    And I would do anything for Los, oh I would do anything for Los
    I would do anything for Los, but I won't do that, no I won't do that

    [Girl:] Will you raise me up, will you help me from being down?
    Will you get me right out of this Godforsaken town?
    Will you make it all a little less cold?

    [Boy:] I can do that! I can do that!

    [Girl:] Will you hold me sacred? Will you hold me tight?
    Can you colorize my life, I'm so sick of red and white?
    Can you make me feel a little less old?

    [Boy:] I can do that! Oh oh, now I can do that!

    [Girl:] Will you make me some magic, with your own two hands?
    Can you build a tower before me with these grains of sand?
    Can you give me something I can call home?

    [Boy:] I can do that! Oh oh now, I can do that!

    [Girl:] Will you cater to every fantasy I got?
    Will ya hose me down with holy water, if I get too hot?
    Will you take me places I've never known?

    [Boy:] I can do that! Oh oh now, I can do that!

    [Girl:] After a while you'll forget everything
    It was a brief interlude and a midsummer night's fling
    And you'll see that it's time for the world to move on

    [Boy:] I won't do that! No I won't do that!

    [Girl:] I know the territories, I've been around
    It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down
    And sooner or later, you'll be screwing around

    [Boy:] I won't do that! No I won't do that!

    Anything for Los, oh I would do anything for LosOf if only I had a recording studio... I would make the BEST parody cds ever...

    I would do anything for Los, but I won't do that, no I won't do that

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    Oh, man, that was great.
    "Help me out here
    All my words are falling short
    And there's so much I want to say"

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    nice stuff, liz.
    "So many vows. They make you swear and swear. Defend the King, obey the King, obey your father, protect the innocent, defend the weak. But what if your father despises the King? What if the King massacres the innocent? It's too much. No matter what you do, you're forsaking one vow or another."

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    Liz--your parodies will go down in history one day to all SK fans!
    My favorite bands can kick your favorite bands' asses.

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    I can only hope so...

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    try this:

    Poetry, Parodies, Songs, etc

    it's from your entry in the Index of Authors

    Ask not what bears can do for you, but what you can do for bears. (razz)
    When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)

    bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Yeah but it's not the same one

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    oops... I'll look into it tomorrow

    ETA: I see now! it's about the thread that is in End-World > Odd's Lane; it was not a TBLane thread

    Ask not what bears can do for you, but what you can do for bears. (razz)
    When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)

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    Thanks for looking into it for me!

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