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    my first contribution....
    just a poem I wrote many many moons ago and then hid in a yahoo mail account.
    ran across it last night while cleaning out old emails.
    never showed it to anyone... was a bit depressed at the time.
    but I think perhaps a lot of people might feel like this at one time or another.
    i'm feeling much better nowdays though

    Driving on Retreads

    pondering, questioning
    this journey some call life.
    a road potholed
    strewn with litter
    constantly detoured
    where's the destination?
    why so lost?
    pleasure stops a'few,
    to short, to fleeting.
    driving 90 to nothing
    on a 3 am deserted highway.
    stop the car?
    kick the tire?
    end the journey here?


    what's the point?
    driving aimlessly
    blindly...
    through a forever changing
    yet static landscape.
    low on gas
    a trunk full of junk
    better hidden than shared.
    spareless
    no fix-a-flat in sight.
    engine's knockin'
    wheels out of line
    next curve might do it.
    stop the car?
    kick the tire?
    end the journey here?

    better drivers pass,
    others blind me
    brights blaring
    traveling diametrically.
    where'd they get their map?
    try to follow,
    to slow - left behind
    consuming other's dust.
    with unfrequented shotgun,
    the occasional hitchhiker
    always finds a new ride.
    alone, lost, tired
    the exit ramp nears.
    might be time to
    stop the car?
    kick the tire?
    end the journey here.

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    That is a nice poem.
    Turtleback Lane is for writing and specifically,
    Bird and Bear and Hare and Fish
    for Member Poetry

    Would you mind if I moved it there?
    I will leave a short re-direct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Randall Flagg View Post
    That is a nice poem.
    Turtleback Lane is for writing and specifically,
    Bird and Bear and Hare and Fish
    for Member Poetry

    Would you mind if I moved it there?
    I will leave a short re-direct.
    edited:
    =>thanks

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    Its good

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    Sir_Boomme: before I add you to Index, maybe you would like this thread to be renamed? also, please think if it is going to be a catalogue thread or a poetry thread.

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    Terry-

    I like it quite a bit. Am glad you've moved on from that "depressiion" though.

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    Very picturesque!
    “Give me the sense to wonder, to wonder if I'm free."

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    jeez.. I kind of abandoned this thread... just went looking for it, thought I'd post a couple of new poems.

    actually, I wrote this poem (I think) last summer - during the severe drought we've been experiencing here in Texas....



    Texas Drought

    inflamed...
    the tempered terra desires to weep
    scorched, parched, and fissured deep
    languid flora gilded like aged teeth
    chewing at dulled air too fervid to breathe
    the blistered earth pants like a bitch in heat
    inutile mortal interventions obsolete
    the land thirsts, all denizens whither
    vainly awaiting relief to come hither
    til winter wakes and summer sleeps
    the tempered terra desires to weep.


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    so... now that the drought is over....for now... and we've been experiencing so much rain and flooding...
    I wrote a new poem yesterday....to reflect the more current weather conditions





    Texas Flood

    the river swells, like a bloated corpse
    deluge fed by incessant torrent
    alluvium of memories are washed away
    lifetimes erased in a single day
    time bears witness to cataclysmic case
    it flows, it ebbs, leaves none behind
    no escape, no refuge found
    from cosmic occurrent come unbound.
    a fluid death march across the land
    erasing all that dares to stand
    within it's dilated path
    yet still the skies, unleashed their wrath.
    and the river swells, like a bloated corpse.

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    There once was a girl from Nantucket........



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    LOL Good stuff, Terry!!!

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    ok... so got some older ones... that could post here I guess... some better than others...

    one day... while having a bad day at work... lots of computer hangups... filled the time writing this one:





    Technological Homicide

    Waiting, the hour glass turns
    Whirring sounds emit, mocking me
    Inner wheel churns
    Urgency
    Necessity
    Thwarted by leaded zombie
    Time passes, scored by anxiety
    Inutile keys
    Futile Pleas
    All the reckoner spurns
    Digital flicker, a mechanical tease
    Still waiting, the hour glass turns.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Merlin1958 View Post
    There once was a girl from Nantucket........



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    LOL Good stuff, Terry!!!
    who said hey Bill... suck it


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    I think this one I subconsciously wrote just for you Bill...





    "2 Cents"

    Everyone keeps telling me
    just how bad off they are
    that their pockets are empty
    and can't put gas in the car.
    School, rent and tax-man
    has left them all poor
    with no financial plan
    and a low credit score.

    Some advice to all out there
    That there is a key
    for all that might care
    and wish to be wealthy.
    Know when to rebut
    and use common sense
    keep your mouth shut
    while they spend their 2 cents

    Advice from so many
    is offered for free
    if you save all of those pennies
    you'll be as wealthy as me.
    Opinions are aplenty
    and easily dispensed
    so spend your thoughts wisely
    and that's just my 2 cents.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir_Boomme View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Merlin1958 View Post
    There once was a girl from Nantucket........



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    LOL Good stuff, Terry!!!
    who said hey Bill... suck it

    Fair enough. However, you're the one to blame for me giving up cigarettes!!! I gotta do something!!! LOL


    Spoiler:
    My wife is at work!! LOL

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    I wrote this... thinking it might get me laid...
    it worked... (But then Bill got pissed cause I didn't call him the next morning)




    Missing You

    within my heart, where butterflies dance
    in wistful hope, there be a chance
    that within time we should meet
    our lips caress, the taste so sweet
    in anticipation of but a glance
    from the one i adore, with passion's heat
    i count the moments, detente required
    from life's pressures, in which we're mired
    perchance you feel as i do
    if so, then perhaps, a rendezvous
    with solemn pledge, to be true
    til we meet again, i'll thirst for you.




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    so .... this love poem... didn't work quite as well (still befuddles me as to why not)...





    One Man's Advice on Love

    Courting women is a form of art
    Of which wine, candy and flowers are part
    Tools used to replete
    A canvas of passion
    Intensifying the heat
    And not to be rationed
    But most important, When wooing the heart
    One should be careful, Not to fart.




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    Okay, you can have your "Scooby Thong" back!! LOL

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    yeah... just watching the dogs here...





    Stop and Smell the World

    Oh boy, what fun, what fun
    What a fun day this is going to be
    Lots of things to do, so many things to see
    Hey buddy, let's Run and Run and Run

    Stop! sniff, sniff, oh my, how interesting

    Time for chase, better run, I'm gonna catch you buddy
    Around the yard around the shed, cut through the flower bed
    Oops flowers, no bad dog... different path instead
    Jump in the pool, roll in the dirt, muddy muddy muddy!

    Stop! sniff, sniff, oh my, how interesting.

    Time to run again, tag, now you're it buddy... SQUIRREL!
    Woof Woof, Bark Bark - chase old bushy tail
    Up the tree, missed again, lick slurp lick in the water pail
    Look dad, see me run, see me jump, see me spin, see me twirl

    STOP! sniff, sniff oh my, how interesting.

    Oh boy there's a tree, lift the leg, take a pee
    Come on buddy take a sniff... yep... that is me.
    What dad? Aw shucks, I don't want to, can't I play a little more.
    What a TREAT! run, run, run , here I come, HEY don't shut that door!







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    Quote Originally Posted by Merlin1958 View Post
    Okay, you can have your "Scooby Thong" back!! LOL
    'bout time... but I don't want it if the crotch has been chewed out...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir_Boomme View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Merlin1958 View Post
    Okay, you can have your "Scooby Thong" back!! LOL
    'bout time... but I don't want it if the crotch has been chewed out...
    I thought you wanted to keep that "private"? LOL

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    a real oldie here...




    Heaven's Mortality

    It was on a warm and cloudless night
    While sitting under heaven's door
    That something suddenly caught my sight
    As it streaked across the sky
    Painting dark canvas as it soar
    On graceful wings, it seemed to fly
    Leaving behind a crimson trail
    Speeding across the satin field
    Faster and faster it seemed to sail
    Coming ever closer to the ground
    Stopped at last by earthen shield
    Vanquished, without a sound





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    Quote Originally Posted by Merlin1958 View Post
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    Okay, you can have your "Scooby Thong" back!! LOL
    'bout time... but I don't want it if the crotch has been chewed out...
    I thought you wanted to keep that "private"? LOL
    Hey... it's up to you what you want to floss your teeth with... but don't expect me to keep quite about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir_Boomme View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Merlin1958 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir_Boomme View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Merlin1958 View Post
    Okay, you can have your "Scooby Thong" back!! LOL
    'bout time... but I don't want it if the crotch has been chewed out...
    I thought you wanted to keep that "private"? LOL
    Hey... it's up to you what you want to floss your teeth with... but don't expect me to keep quite about.


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    I might have posted these before a long time ago... wrote a couple of christmas poems based off the Night Before Christmas...

    The first one I wrote for a White elephant Christmas Party held on Dec. 27th, 1999
    My gift was a Y2K survival pack (Beans. toilet paper, Flashlight, tampons, a spare bullet, etc... you get the picture.)
    This poem accompanied the present. (I tried to utilize the Dickens prose and pun off some of the existing wordage)

    A Y2K Christmas

    Twas a week after Christmas, when all through the house
    Not a computer was workin', not even a mouse.
    All stockings were washed, by hand with great care,
    'Cause all the washing machines quit workin', on the first day of the year.
    The citizens were restless, quite a few packin' lead,
    Having visions of vandels, and winding up dead;
    Wear a bullet proof vest, or you may end up capped,
    You best keep one eye opened, while takin' a nap.
    And down in the streets, there arose such a clatter,
    People rioting and stealing, like nothin' else mattered;
    Keep away from the windows, when you see a big flash,
    'Cause it's probably gunfire, someone protectin' their stash.
    You walk to the store, your food's running low,
    Got a nice new car, but you find it won't go;
    So many ignore the warnings, said there's nothin' to fear,
    "Oh that year 2000, is just another year".
    With little chips designed, so tiny and quick,
    Made our jobs much easier, 'till they decided to quit.
    More rapid over the years, the programs became,
    Made by high tech companies, who we all know by name.
    Now Microsoft! Now Motorola! Now AMD and Intel!
    There's TI and Apple, Samsung and Dell!
    Stocks rose to the top, seemed never to fall!
    Now the cash is all gone, there's no cash at all!
    The plane's are all grounded, no one can fly,
    'Cause on the first day of the year, they all fell from the sky;
    While on the desktops, where cursors once flew;
    No work can be done, no work can be viewed.
    The pixels don't twinkle, the computer's aloof;
    Y2k has arrived...there's plenty of proof;
    For all those who believed not, just look around,
    Civilization has fallen, like a stone to the ground.
    Put on the fur coat, cover from your head to your feet,
    The furnaces' won't work, no way to get heat.
    The clocks aren't turning, none of them chime,
    Twelve midnight they all read, it's a question of time.
    Since all time has stop, for at least the next year,
    How will we tell, when next Christmas draws near!
    No presents to be bought, no lights to be hung,
    No turkey to be cooked, no carols to be sung,
    But as blight as it gets, there still is some light,
    As long as we keep our friends, everything will be alright;
    So as this year ends, there's but one thing to say,
    "HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!"

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