Roland at the McDonald's - worst ending ever /main spoilers/

[jayson]

that's an excellent one Razz

[razz]

I'm full of 'em

[The Lady of Shadows]

Roland reaches to top of the tower. and
<snip>
2. there is a recording at the top that says
"Welcome to the Dark Tower. Are business hours are 6AM-9PM weekdays, 12PM to 6PM Saturdays, closed Sundays. As a customer, you are very important to use. please return during scheduled business hours. thank you, and goodnight."
<snip>

Razz--this one is for you (and anyone else lucky enough to appreciate it).

Roland walks through the door and there is a big blue box, Christopher Ecclestion is standing there and shouts "NOW RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!".

at least you said christopher eccleston and not the current loser playing the doctor.

[razz]

at least you said christopher eccleston and not the current loser playing the doctor.

how dare you. How DARE You!

That's not nice!

[The Lady of Shadows]

at least you said christopher eccleston and not the current loser playing the doctor.

how dare you. How DARE You!

That's not nice!

oh hey. you are paying attention.

[razz]

so where have you been? you missed cake. it was rainbow.

[The Lady of Shadows]

i see that. and i see that i'm gone one day and you start flirting with someone new.
fickle, fickle, fickle.

[LadyHitchhiker]

I'll share cake with you, turtle!

or am I not turtley enough for the turtle club?

[riknofx]

OK Ok I got ...... when he walks out.....





he has to start the journey all over again from the timeless opening line we all love so much....... oh ........ uh....... damn.....


JK

[razz]

i see that. and i see that i'm gone one day and you start flirting with someone new.
fickle, fickle, fickle.

"I only have eeeeyes fooor youououououououououu"
turtle,turtle,turtle...
aren't you married?

[LadyHitchhiker]

OK Ok I got ...... when he walks out.....





he has to start the journey all over again from the timeless opening line we all love so much....... oh ........ uh....... damn.....


JK

You killed me with this... that and Letti's mario thing...

[razz]

OK Ok I got ...... when he walks out.....





he has to start the journey all over again from the timeless opening line we all love so much....... oh ........ uh....... damn.....


JK

was that opening line
"Roland, I need you to run over to the Dark Tower sprmrkt again, we're out of coffee!"

[The Lady of Shadows]

I'll share cake with you, turtle!

or am I not turtley enough for the turtle club?

are you kidding me? part llama, part fox, part sarcasm, part . . .

sorry, totally lost my train of thought. i was watching the dancing nana and you know what, taken in the wrong light that guy is just really wrong. just sit and watch him sometime. oh, wait, where was i? oh yes. . .

part llama, part fox, part sarcasm, part sensitivity. you're in baby, you're in.

i see that. and i see that i'm gone one day and you start flirting with someone new.
fickle, fickle, fickle.

"I only have eeeeyes fooor youououououououououu"
turtle,turtle,turtle...
aren't you married?

yeah, but he's never read the tower. he's not even interested. so. . . . .



(j/k)

[razz]

Roland sees this when he opens the door.

Ph34r 73h synkr0nyz3d 84n4n4 D4nc3!!!

sorry, couldn't resist.

[razz]

worse than inmates dancing to Soulja Boy

[razz]

compare

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYp2Aloz-uE"]YouTube - Soulja Boy[/ame]

[Ves'Ka Gan]

A few points to make:

1) I love David Tennant as the Doctor, although I admit he brings a much different take on than Eccleston did.

2)one of my favorite pictures of the DT happens to have the TARDIS sitting off to the side a little--it was great and I thought I was going to die from the amount of geeking out I was doing...

and 3)Turtlesong--Song of the Turtle--what's the difference anyway?

[The Lady of Shadows]

if roland saw that, i think he would renounce.

[razz]

A few points to make:

1) I love David Tennant as the Doctor, although I admit he brings a much different take on than Eccleston did.

2)one of my favorite pictures of the DT happens to have the TARDIS sitting off to the side a little--it was great and I thought I was going to die from the amount of geeking out I was doing...

and 3)Turtlesong--Song of the Turtle--what's the difference anyway?

1. Eccleston was great but i think tennant rocks. especially because he's ruthless.
"No second chances.that's the kind of man I am"
2. where can i find that picture?

[The Lady of Shadows]

A few points to make:

1) I love David Tennant as the Doctor, although I admit he brings a much different take on than Eccleston did.

2)one of my favorite pictures of the DT happens to have the TARDIS sitting off to the side a little--it was great and I thought I was going to die from the amount of geeking out I was doing...

and 3)Turtlesong--Song of the Turtle--what's the difference anyway?

1. lots of people do (see the doctor who thread(s)). i'm more of an eccleston kind of girl. that comment was meant specifically to draw razz's ire (he's so easy to bait). to razz (not you)

2. can you post the pic in the appropriate section? i'd love to see it! i think the whole concept of the tardis rocks! :geekturtle:

3. Song of the Turtle = what sai king is to listen for so that he knows it's time to begin the tale again; turtlesong = me

[razz]

Roland walks into the top room, and comes out here:

[Ves'Ka Gan]

3. Song of the Turtle = what sai king is to listen for so that he knows it's time to begin the tale again; turtlesong = me

I was making a comparison between our scrennames--Turtlesong=you. Ves'Ka Gan=song of the Turtle=me.

::Off to search for TARDIS/Dark Tower picture.::

[The Lady of Shadows]

3. Song of the Turtle = what sai king is to listen for so that he knows it's time to begin the tale again; turtlesong = me

I was making a comparison between our scrennames--Turtlesong=you. Ves'Ka Gan=song of the Turtle=me.

::Off to search for TARDIS/Dark Tower picture.::

i was trying not to let people know that we were the same people, just on different levels of the tower. now you've gone and given it away.

[razz]

isn't that bad? like crossing the streams bad?
won't the paradox destroy 2/3 of the universe?

[The Lady of Shadows]

roland, tired, alone but still pressing on, opens the door to the room at the top of the tower and suddenly finds himself: