When Roland opens the door, he is greeted by this:
Roland comes out here....
Roland opens the door and ends up in the sewers where giant talking turtles with various weapons live with a giant rat. They all know the art of nin-jah fighting and want to recruit Roland...
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Roland opens the door and on the other side he sees a mirror. In the mirror he sees this picture:
To the left he sees a crazy lady who looks like this:
drawing more 2-dimensional characters of he and his cohorts.
"I have drawn your whole world... you weren't supposed to find the way to my world this quickly" she says before tearing his picture in half, making his consciousness disappear....
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yes, I think it takes the biscuit...
Ask not what bears can do for you, but what you can do for bears. (razz)
When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)
bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if you go to the address on the bottom of the pic www.atom.smasher.org you can find the place where i was able to make this and make your own wheel of fortune puzzle.
Jayson, that's clever as hell. Thank you sir.
Jayson,
Lalalalaaaa, lalalalaaa
Lalalalaaaa, lalalalaaa
sugarpop <3
*bumpety bump.. my life for you*
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He opens the door and is onstage Broadway as a dancer for "Spamalot". He starts doing the commala behind Clay Aiken and ends up kicking him into one of the balconies. The Claymates in the audience go beserk and he's forced to mesmerize them all with his bullet trick. Meanwhile, Clay is still hanging from the balcony by his underwear.
Cry your pardon if you are a Broadway, Clay Aiken, or Spamalot fan and this scenario has offended thee
Thank you for that thankeesai. Very descriptive and aesthetically appealing. I really enjoyed it.
He opens the door and comes across... 4chan. Somehow it is the bunghole of the multiverse as well as the bunghole of the internet.
Roland opens the door and Jack Bauer is waiting for him at the other side and shoots him immedaitely because Jack thinks he is a damn dangerous terrorist.
Roland would have understood.
What about having such a person at the other side?
Roland would have understood.
Roland would have understood.
THANK YOU LETTI FOR BRINGING THE HOFF BACK!!!!!!!!!
*bows to the grandeur of Letti*
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"Oh, you're probably looking for the dark tower, huh? Don't feel bad, common mistake. this is actually the semi-dark tower. The one you're looking for is back in Fedic..."
and then the book ends anyway
Rambo comes out and duels with Roland....
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I have nothing to add to this thread at the moment, but really wanted to be included. My roommate officially thinks I am crazy because I am laughing out loud thinking of Roland accosted by an army of My Little Ponies.