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    Roland opens the door and finds himself in Narnia, where a very pissed-off White Queen is hunting for Aslan, who is in turn raging through the ages of literature against Gan for impersonating him; meanwhile Gandalf is filing a libel suit against the White Queen for plagiarizing his not-so-original character, and Clint Eastwood (portrayed by none other than Michael J. Fox) is itching for a cage match with Roland, the winner to be deemed the archsupremacist of all gunslingerdom...except here in limbo, there are no guns, and bullets can only be fired out the anus, and this only if first consumed orally in a bowl of refried beans.

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    Roland goes through the door and is momentarily blinded by the light. He rocks unsteadily only to realise he is standing in a small flat boat. The river water to his right bubbles up and a small child like creature breaks the surface. It rests its elbows over the side of the boat. 'Look what I've found' it says opening it hand with a smile. In the hand is shiny gold ring. 'Let me see, can I hold it?' says Roland.
    The child like creature scowls and clenches it's fist, 'No! It is precious to me'....

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    He walks through the door and it slams shut behind him and disappears. It is the same effect when he first got onto Eddie's head on the beach except it's Stephen kings head. He looks through the eyes of his creator and sees he's sitting at a typewriter and has just finished writing a story. At the same moment sai King is sitting at a typewriter and finishes writing....."he looks through the eyes of his creator and sees has just finished writing a story". THE END
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