Roland at the McDonald's - worst ending ever /main spoilers/
* Spoilers all around!!! *
Okay.
I know you guys have a big imagination so let your mind fly.
What would be the worst/most weird ending ever?
Here is my and R_of_G's entry:
At the top of the Tower Roland ends up in a McDonalds and when if he supersizes it, he has to do the loop again.
(R of G, I can't stop laughing...)
Roland would have understood.
i'm glad i made you laugh Letti. roland trying to order in McD's would be quite a sight i am sure.
not sure how specific i can be, but i would have not liked any kind of "happy ending" where everybody makes it to the Tower in one piece and they all climb up together to meet Gan and save the Universe once and for all and then they all have an ice cream party with all their dead relatives and friends. i MUCH prefer the ambiguous bittersweet ending that just leads to more questions.
I see where you are coming from.
I don't mind a "happy ending" if it's not perfect.
Roland would have understood.
i don't mind happy endings when they are realistic, but not when they are forced and every character gets a happy ending. i hate reading about eddie and jake and oy dying, but at the same time, i'm glad that they did as far as the story goes.
(I see, that's why I didn't like the part where Susannah is leaving Roland...)
Another weird ending:
Roland finds Chuck Norris at the top of the Tower and they start to fight...
Roland would have understood.
Roland enters the top of the tower and winds up as an extra in the Thriller video.
Is that a movie?Originally Posted by feverishparade
Roland would have understood.
Two words sweetie:Is that a movie?
Micheal Jackson.
it may as well be a movie. it was a 15 minute zombie dance video by michael jackson. zombie roland dancing the commala behind michael - very funny visual there fev!
Oh...
my...
God...
*laughs*
It is wild!
Roland would have understood.
when i was 13 it was on tv ALL the time.
And weren't you afraid of it?
Roland would have understood.
Roland gets to the top of the tower and there's a not saying 'fooled ya'...
Okay that was crap lol but I tried!
My quest continues...
i was afarid it would never end. other than that, no. i think zombies are funny, not scary.
Worst ending ever:
Roland gets to the top of the tower, turns the door-knob......and wakes up...It was all just a dream.
:dies:
I am Daenerys Stormborn and I will take what is mine. With fire and blood.
BOOL!
THE END!
People love frozen yogurt. I don't know what to tell you.
I second "it was all a dream" and throw in, via slashes, "it all took place in virtual reality or a video game" and "he was dead all along". Urgh!
It'll take a lot more than words and guns,
A whole lot more than riches and muscle.
The hands of the many must join as one.
And together we'll cross the river.
Puscifer, "The Humbling River"
Roland opens the door at the top of the Tower and steps out onto the set of "The Oprah Winfrey Show" where he jumps up and down on the couch dancing the commala and screaming " I love Susan Delgado" at the top of his lungs.
Hell comes in many different forms!
It really is horrible.
It's even more horrible... *laughs*
Roland would have understood.
Roloand wakes up in a psychiatric clinic. A doctor with strong Austrian accent speaks to him softly and soothingly. We find out that it was all delirium of a LA cop who went mad after, being unable to solve the Gordian knot of neurotic inclinations and childhood inhibitions, aggravated by midlife crisis, he had shot half the population of a LA suburb.
His mother, Susannah, and his estranged son, Jake, are waiting for him in the lobby.
(I could go on but I might puke... sorry)
Ask not what bears can do for you, but what you can do for bears. (razz)
When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)
bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I cant stop giggling at that mental picture!!it may as well be a movie. it was a 15 minute zombie dance video by michael jackson. zombie roland dancing the commala behind michael - very funny visual there fev!
I think worst for me would be a super duper happy ending where all loose ends are tied up and everyone lives happily ever after. Blerk.
I had a giggle to myself at the thought of Roland trying to order a popkin at MacDonalds too!
Roland opens the door...
...and finds himself inside a wardrob full of old musty fur coats. He pushes through the coats (see where this is going yet?)...
and finds himself in Narnia. Then Lucy Pevensie and Mr Tumnus show up and poor Roland's like this.
The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.
"Go, then. There are other worlds than these." - Jake Chambers of New York.
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