Roland at the McDonald's - worst ending ever /main spoilers/

[SigTauGimp]

[Jaztastic]

Roland reaches the top of the Tower and opens the door, behind it is another door, behind THAT is another door, then another one, and another one...

[ImprisonedNtheDarkTower]

Roland opens the door at the top of the Tower and steps out onto the set of "The Oprah Winfrey Show" where he jumps up and down on the couch dancing the commala and screaming " I love Susan Delgado" at the top of his lungs.

Hell comes in many different forms!

That was a funny ending. nice imagination


Ok...here's mine. Roland opens the door and finds a tape recorder hanging just inside. He notices the tape inside says "Play Me" After he hits the play button, he hears Jigsaw from the Saw Series. Telling him that he must pass a few test, before freedom is obtained. Oh yes, there will be blood. LMAO

[Letti]

Roland opens the door at the top of the Tower and steps out onto the set of "The Oprah Winfrey Show" where he jumps up and down on the couch dancing the commala and screaming " I love Susan Delgado" at the top of his lungs.

Hell comes in many different forms!

That was a funny ending. nice imagination

Yeah, I haven't read it for ahile but it's still kickass.

Ok...here's mine. Roland opens the door and finds a tape recorder hanging just inside. He notices the tape inside says "Play Me" After he hits the play button, he hears Jigsaw from the Saw Series. Telling him that he must pass a few test, before freedom is obtained. Oh yes, there will be blood. LMAO

Good one. Anyway I guess Roland would end Jigsaw's little play forever very quickly.

[Bumbler19]

I sat and tried to think of something good... but my mind keeps wandering back to the Thriller video >.> <.<

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[Jaztastic]

Haha I like that Saw one!

I have another one: He reaches the Tower & finds out that it is just a hologram generated by North Central Positronics!

[SigTauGimp]

I like that one.

[Chap]

Imagine how the ending would be if Brownings poem was really Childe Roland on the dark tower came

[arnibeth]

I think after twenty years of reading this story the characters deserve a happy ending and Roland some peace.

[alinda]

Yeah, wouldnt it be nice . Maybe stay on and find love with Rosilita,
or even the ka-tet living in the Calla or hell out on the trail to nowhere in
particular, roasting weenies on a campfire telling stories

[Letti]

I think after twenty years of reading this story the characters deserve a happy ending and Roland some peace.

Sadly life isn't full of happy endings.

[razz]

Roland gets to the top, and he grabs the handle. he hears a faint voice saying "don't do it, trust me", but he ignores it. he turns the knob, and BOOM! a rigged shotgun shoots him in the face, killing him.
"FUCK!" Jim throws down the controller.
"I told you not to. I've beaten this game four times. next time, listen to me"

[soylentjillian]

Imagine how the ending would be if Brownings poem was really Childe Roland on the dark tower came

go then and find your hand!!!

oh holy shit, I just about died laughing.

[Billy-Bumbler]

Imagine how the ending would be if Brownings poem was really Childe Roland on the dark tower came

But anyways, here is my ending (I forgot it if I posted it, hope I didn't!)

Roland had reached the top and was reaching for the doorknob, only to have Cort smack him across the head. "Wake up, you worthless maggot!" Cort exclaimed. "You're not a gunslinger yet."

[soylentjillian]

But anyways, here is my ending (I forgot it if I posted it, hope I didn't!)

Roland had reached the top and was reaching for the doorknob, only to have Cort smack him across the head. "Wake up, you worthless maggot!" Cort exclaimed. "You're not a gunslinger yet."

I think that if King had done that we would have all gotten vans and stalked his lazy ass.

A horrible ending would be kind of like the one at the end of Men in Black, where their galaxy is in a marble? What if all the worlds that spin on the axis of the Tower were all encased in a specific room of another Tower somewhere? And infinite numbers of towers inside?

[chris777]

Worst for some, but best for me. Would be...

Spoiler:

First of all, Crimson King should have been a cooler character. Old man Red Santa? Comon? And Walter was supposed to be badass...he was killed by a spider. Who got beat up by a BUMBLER? Why was he able to make birds and squirells come to him at will whenever he wanted. But he couldn't make a DEER do that, so he could eat in the cold? Why could he completely control WALTER/MARTEN/FLAGG with his fkn MIND...but he couldnt do that to any of the ka-tet even after it was broken? Every prophecy came true, except the one that said Mordred would kill his father...Why couldn't it have been mis-interpreted, and it meant mordred would kill his RED father? The ending was good, but so many little things coulda made the whole series a lot better.

Sorry, back to my "alternate ending". I would have liked to see the

Spoiler:

BAD GUYS WIN. The world go into chaos, the beams break, the tower collapase, and Mordred and Los rule for awhile(then Roland somehow saves the day) But at least let the bad guys win once! =)

[Mad Man]

after some thinking - here's mine worst ending: salvation for roland

It would have sucked hard thank god it wasn't so

[Letti]

Mordred catches Roland but he doesn't kill him... he takes of his spider costume (just the head part like in Scooby Doo) and there is... Susan!!! It was Susan, his first love, all the time.
They look at each other with big puppy eyes hug each other and kiss and that's it.
Happy End.

[Mad Man]

Mordred catches Roland but he doesn't kill him... he takes of his spider costume (just the head part like in Scooby Doo) and there is... Susan!!! It was Susan, his first love, all the time.
They look at each other with big puppy eyes hug each other and kiss and that's it.
Happy End.

I can't even imagine such silly endings, i think after such ending i'd burn the book

[Letti]

Mordred catches Roland but he doesn't kill him... he takes of his spider costume (just the head part like in Scooby Doo) and there is... Susan!!! It was Susan, his first love, all the time.
They look at each other with big puppy eyes hug each other and kiss and that's it.
Happy End.

I can't even imagine such silly endings, i think after such ending i'd burn the book

[Claude Clay]

Roland steps through the door at the top of the tower onto a black & white tv set standing next to Rod Serling and Jack Nickleson [nurse Ratchet is just visable pearing out at them from the backstage curtains. butterfly net held at the low-ready
voice-over in a all to familiar voice--"and now for the rest of the story......"

[LadyHitchhiker]

I think after twenty years of reading this story the characters deserve a happy ending and Roland some peace.

Sadly life isn't full of happy endings.

But it should be.

[wag117]

worst
ending
ever.
imo opinion of course.
roland throws the crimson king out of a window of the tower, all but screaming yippe-ki-yay m*****-f*****, and becomes the new crimson king himself.

[LadyHitchhiker]

Roland steps through the door.

Upon entering he sees this:



The man in white turns to face Roland and says, "oh good! You're here to get your wisdom teeth out!"

And you thought the man in black was scary!

[DoctorDodge]

Worst ending would be:

Roland opening the door, walks through...and falls to his death, breaking his neck in the field of roses far below.

THE END