Roland opens the door at the top of the Tower marked 'ROLAND'. As he enters, a cloud of dry ice gathers and he emerges onto the stage of 'Stars in Their Eyes'. He says ''Tonight, Matthew - I'm going to be Clint Eastwood!'', and proceeds to sing 'Paint Your Wagon' while dancing a commala...
''Gonna paint your wagon
Gonna paint it fine
Gonna use oil based paint,
cos that wood is piiiine''
Ha ha ha. I am quite a fan of this one. Makes me think of my brother and I playing Resident EvilOriginally Posted by razz
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And after the kiss, Susan removes her head to reveal that it was also a costume and in reality it is Roy Depape, who had apparently had a crush on Roland since Mejis.
It'll take a lot more than words and guns,
A whole lot more than riches and muscle.
The hands of the many must join as one.
And together we'll cross the river.
Puscifer, "The Humbling River"
And after the kiss, Susan removes her head to reveal that it was also a costume and in reality it is Roy Depape, who had apparently had a crush on Roland since Mejis.
And after the kiss, Susan removes her head to reveal that it was also a costume and in reality it is Roy Depape, who had apparently had a crush on Roland since Mejis.
It's my second favourite so far.
(My forever favourite is Jean's.)
Roland would have understood.
Roland opens the door and enters this room:
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36_vlZha7bg"]YouTube - twin peaks dancing[/ame]
..The door locks behind him.
Thankee big-big, Letti. I am truly honored.And after the kiss, Susan removes her head to reveal that it was also a costume and in reality it is Roy Depape, who had apparently had a crush on Roland since Mejis.
It's my second favourite so far.
(My forever favourite is Jean's.)
It'll take a lot more than words and guns,
A whole lot more than riches and muscle.
The hands of the many must join as one.
And together we'll cross the river.
Puscifer, "The Humbling River"
bears are honored beyond words!!!!!
Ask not what bears can do for you, but what you can do for bears. (razz)
When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)
bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Could someone direct me to Jean's ending?
<---Curious panda.
Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"
Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”
Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”
Ask not what bears can do for you, but what you can do for bears. (razz)
When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)
bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lmfao...wow.
That wins.
Like, forever.
Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"
Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”
Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”
I can see him spontaneously crumbling into a small pile of rubble (cartoon-style, say ŕ la Daffy Duck) from the emotional impact of that.
It'll take a lot more than words and guns,
A whole lot more than riches and muscle.
The hands of the many must join as one.
And together we'll cross the river.
Puscifer, "The Humbling River"
Told ya.
Lmfao...wow.
That wins.
Like, forever.
True, true... but still... you put the crown on the head.Thankee big-big, Letti. I am truly honored.And after the kiss, Susan removes her head to reveal that it was also a costume and in reality it is Roy Depape, who had apparently had a crush on Roland since Mejis.
It's my second favourite so far.
(My forever favourite is Jean's.)
Roland would have understood.
It'll take a lot more than words and guns,
A whole lot more than riches and muscle.
The hands of the many must join as one.
And together we'll cross the river.
Puscifer, "The Humbling River"
ha these are all great!
How about...
He gets to the top and opens the door and realizes that the inside is the outside and the outside is the inside ala night at the roxbury
GAH!
(if that was the ending, I'd have to change my pants. For several reasons.)
Some are born to sweet delight,
some are born to the endless night.
For several reasons?! :shocked:GAH!
(if that was the ending, I'd have to change my pants. For several reasons.)
Roland would have understood.
My new one:
Roland opens the door and God himself is sitting inside.
God: - Hile Gunslinger!
Roland: - Oh my God. Why am I here?
God: - Good question. Good question. In fact I am tired and I would like you to make me a cup of hot coffee.
Short pause.
Roland: - What?!?! You mean... I did.. I did this...
God: - With milk and sugar, please.
Roland: - You.. you.. - his hands are trembling and his eyes aren't clear anymore.
God: - My legs are aching. I'm old son. I need some help time to time. The coffee machine is over there. Old but still works.
Roland: - You can't say that I have killed all those people I betrayed all those friends to come here to make you a coffee?!?!?!
God: - You think too much about yourself, son. Even more about faith and life. By the way making a cup of coffee for God is a big thing.
Long pause.
God: - Isn't it?
Roland goes insane right there and jumps out of the window.
Roland would have understood.
Ask not what bears can do for you, but what you can do for bears. (razz)
When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)
bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahaa! You know what, seeing that and remembering how Twin Peaks "ends" makes me really appreciate how the DT series ends...TP just haunts me forever!
Roland goes through the door and doesn't forget. Like groundhog day. That would have sucked.
I think it would have been damn exciting. I am not sure at all that he would have been able to handle it.
Roland would have understood.
Ya know, it's weird...I've never thought about this possibility, as simple as it is.(No offense intended)
That would seriously mess me up permanently. I think I agree with Letti. I don't think Roland could take that.
Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"
Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”
Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”
This is my favorite!
I know mine isn't even close, but here's my attempt.
Roland opens the door at the top of the tower, is blinded by a brilliant white light and steps through......
he emerges in the center of the golgatha-like circle in the center of the cemetery from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. Just as his eyes adjust and he attempts to draw his gun he realizes it's too late. Blondie, Tuco, and Angel Eyes open fire simultaneously. Roland takes three rounds to the head and collapses.
Or better yet.....
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HE'S JUST BEEN RICK ROLLED!!
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