Roland at the McDonald's - worst ending ever /main spoilers/

[Letti]

Roland walks out into the room and sees a figure facing away from him wearing a cloak with a hood on it....the figure slowly turns and Roland expects to see the face of Walter.

Instead it is his long dead father.....who stares at him for several minutes and then asks...... "when did you forget my face?"

Yes, it's a pretty horrible one.


And this picture is a win:

[John Cullum]

So guiz, I herd u like shitty endings

Spoiler:

My favorite of the lot.

[Bang0_Skank]

That pic is a win, Letti. That Matrix guy could be Gan.

Ive got alot:
Roland opens the door and is sucked into the vacuum of space...

Roland opens the door and just like when he opened Jake's door, the door on the other side is laying flat on the ground, only at the bottom of the sea. He is crushed by the force of the ocean, plus oil from the oil spill.

He opens the door and runs in, only to find it was a door to the outside of the tower, and he falls a thousand feet to his death.

He is about to open the door, and gets cold feet, and goes back to Dandelo's old house where he spends the remainder of his days.

He walks up the tower for the last time, with the Horn of Eld. He trips on a wet floor sign halfway up and smashes the Horn.

[razz]

Roland walks out into the room and sees a figure facing away from him wearing a cloak with a hood on it....the figure slowly turns and Roland expects to see the face of Walter.

Instead it is his long dead father.....who stares at him for several minutes and then asks...... "when did you forget my face?"

Yes, it's a pretty horrible one.


And this picture is a win:

^.^

[RolandsConscience]

Roland opens the door and there is a sign that says "Out of Order. Please use basement door on level B1999."

[Letti]

Roland tries to open the door but the handle won't turn.
"You are two minutes late. What a pity. It won't open for you, Roland I am really sorry. Never." - says someone behind his back.
"What?!?! What do you mean? And who the hell are you?"
"I am the door keeper." - says the shaggy old man with missing teeth in his mouth - "And you have just heard me perfectly well. You were two... sorry now three minutes late so the door will never open for you. 2 minutes. What a pity."
"I don't believe you." - says Roland a bit hysterically.
"Well, just keep trying to get in. Time will prove it. Time is everything. 2 minutes. Haha... I mean... what a pity. Actually... you almost did it."

[ArikRattlehead]

Roland wakes up in the back of a mini van and says "oh dude that was some baaaad acid!"

[Brainslinger]

Roland opens the door and plummets towards the field of roses. As he turns head over heels, he notices that the black window in the Wizard's aureole rainbow windows above is in fact a black open door.

[Brice]

Roland opens the door at the top of the tower.

Spoiler:

He finds himself at the bottom of the tower, climbs, opens the door, finds himself at the bottom of the tower...ad infinitum.

[krisagon]

I just finished it this morning...

I was afraid that the top level was going to open to Stephen King's writing room, and they would have had another awkward and lame conversation, and that would be that.

[Jean]

well, now that you know that it's not so, maybe the other conversation won't seem all that awkward and lame?

[Walkingman79]

The whole Tower is an Illusion and a trap set bye the CK.When Rolands gets to the top it turns out to be the Tower of Terror ride.The door slams and he falls...falls...falls into the Todash Darkness.

[RainInSpain]

Roland opens the door, steps in... and immediately his face changes. Muscles relax, and the light goes out of his eyes. Blue glare, too - as the tired actor removes his custom-made contacts.
"Sheesh, I'm tired of this goddam Western-gone-wrong! Are we done yet? Why in the world would you make a commercial for Nozza-La this long?"

[alinda]

That's a good one!

[LadyHitchhiker]

Roland gets to the tower..

and realizes he left the key to get into the dark tower back in the desert.



Oh so THAT's why he has to cycle back???

[Jean]

this is a good one, love. It explains everything and makes a lot of our discussion threads redundant

I think I'll go archive them...

[LadyHitchhiker]

this is a good one, love. It explains everything and makes a lot of our discussion threads redundant

I think I'll go archive them...

I love ya. That was great.

[Doe]

Roland gets to the top of the tower, and the sign on the door says ''No Entry, Staff only'' or something.

Or Better still, he steps through the door at the top of the tower and steps on a land mine, with a note hanging from the door reading ''LOL Pwned EEEEEE, Got ya - Crimson King''

[Letti]

Or Better still, he steps through the door at the top of the tower and steps on a land mine, with a note hanging from the door reading ''LOL Pwned EEEEEE, Got ya - Crimson King''

It's so horrible... it's so good.

[Girlystevedave]

Roland gets near the top of the tower and opens a door that leads into a government office where he has to take a number and wait to be called into a little office. Then he is asked for his social security number, date of birth, income, job history, etc. He then has to fill out a bunch of forms and is told that he'll be contacted in 5-10 days regarding approval for him to open the last door in the tower.

[mystima]

Roland gets near the top of the tower and opens a door that leads into a government office where he has to take a number and wait to be called into a little office. Then he is asked for his social security number, date of birth, income, job history, etc. He then has to fill out a bunch of forms and is told that he'll be contacted in 5-10 days regarding approval for him to open the last door in the tower.

sounds like every time i have had to apply for anything worth getting...job, food stamps, housing help, medical insurance...lol awesome by the way

[Doe]

Roland gets near the top of the tower and opens a door that leads into a government office where he has to take a number and wait to be called into a little office. Then he is asked for his social security number, date of birth, income, job history, etc. He then has to fill out a bunch of forms and is told that he'll be contacted in 5-10 days regarding approval for him to open the last door in the tower.

Then after the postage company screws everything up, and said correspondance does not arrive for 15-20 days rather than the stated 5-10, he is then told ''Sorry sir your application to enter the top floor of the tower has been rejected''...

Meanwhile, Chuck Norris enters the Dark Tower..

[HellBeast]

Roland walks into the Tower, all the lights are off, he flicks a switch by the door...


Eddie, Jake, Susannah, a man dressed as Oy, Walter, Marten, Flagg, CK, Dandelo, Patrick, Susan, Alain, Cuthbert, Steven, Farson, Cort, Vannay, Jamie, Jonas, Sheemie, Dinkie, Ted, Finli, Mia, and Pere Callahan all jump from behind sofas and curtains and shout "happy birthday!!!! surprised? yeah there was no Tower... it's just you're soooo busy we had to make sure you would be in the right place at the right time! happy 10'000th birthday buddy!"

Roland weeps...

[Girlystevedave]

Both of those!

[Letti]

Roland gets near the top of the tower and opens a door that leads into a government office where he has to take a number and wait to be called into a little office. Then he is asked for his social security number, date of birth, income, job history, etc. He then has to fill out a bunch of forms and is told that he'll be contacted in 5-10 days regarding approval for him to open the last door in the tower.

Then after the postage company screws everything up, and said correspondance does not arrive for 15-20 days rather than the stated 5-10, he is then told ''Sorry sir your application to enter the top floor of the tower has been rejected''...

Meanwhile, Chuck Norris enters the Dark Tower..

Such a win.