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    so its egg? mashed up egg?

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    Here, gunslinger:

    Miracle Whip

    It doesn't actually taste like mayo. It has it's own flavor. Hard to explain.
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    Its a dressing, similar to mayonnaise
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    I was always a Miracle Whip fan, but somewhere along the line I switched over, and now it's Mayo, and not the non-fat stuff, it's just disgusting.
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    interesting...we just have mayo and low fat mayo... Miracle Whip sounds kinda naughty though...

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    I'm with Matt - MW is spawn of the devil!

    Hellman's Mayo all the way!
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    So you get Spawn of the Devil or Hellman's.

    Damn.
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    Mayo and Miracle Whip are both the work of the devil!

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    Mayo all the way, preferably Kraft. Miracle Whip is a bit runny.
    It's peanut butter jelly time!

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    mayo... miracle whip is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odetta View Post
    mayo... miracle whip is

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    I thought it was a law in Canada that you had to like Miracle Whip more.. I love outlaws..
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    "When the King comes and the Tower falls, sai, all such pretty things as yours will be broken. Then there will be darkness and nothing but the howl of Discordia and the cries of the can toi" - From Song of Susannah

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    Quote Originally Posted by All_Hail_The_Crimson_King View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Odetta View Post
    mayo... miracle whip is

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    I thought it was a law in Canada that you had to like Miracle Whip more.. I love outlaws..
    You are correct sir. In fact, when you go to court, you have to swear on a bottle of Miracle Whip... also, it is law (well, more of a custom, I guess) that you carry a bottle of Miracle Whip in your car at all times as it makes an excellent de-icer...
    and we don't have KY jelly... yeppers, you guessed it! Miracle Whip!(not that I would know this)


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    "It's his eyes, Roland thought. They were wide and terrible, the eyes of a dragon in human form" - Roland seeing the Crimson King for the first time.

    "When the King comes and the Tower falls, sai, all such pretty things as yours will be broken. Then there will be darkness and nothing but the howl of Discordia and the cries of the can toi" - From Song of Susannah

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    mayo. the only "miracle" about miracle whip is that people buy it

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    Ditto....
    You took the words out of my mouth.
    mayo is all I use, nice topic Mattttqew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TerribleT View Post
    I was always a Miracle Whip fan, but somewhere along the line I switched over, and now it's Mayo, and not the non-fat stuff, it's just disgusting.
    Not pushed on either myself, prefer Chef Salad Cream. Anything non-fat = TASTE LIKE SHIT! Now that is the work of the devil, take the fat out you remove the taste.

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    I third the fact that Mayo is angel cum and that the miracle is that people buy Miracle Whip.
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    I actually like both, but I prefer Miracle Whip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Erin View Post
    I actually like both, but I prefer Miracle Whip.

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    I'm with Erin on this, except that I can't stand Mayo, it's disgusting.
    Miracle Whip is the best.
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    mayo, definitely mayo.
    and if you want the mayo of the gods, you have to go with duke's - pronounced "may-nase" by the queen of all southern culinary paula deen. if you live above the mason-dixon line, befriend a southerner and have some sent to you.
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    Both are disgusting. I'm definitely with Mayo when I he says 'I don't see why anyone would want a sauce that looks so much like come'
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    Yes... mayo is Satan's cum!
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    :?: Mayo or Miracle Whip

    Quote Originally Posted by bethany View Post
    mayo, definitely mayo.
    and if you want the mayo of the gods, you have to go with duke's - pronounced "may-nase" by the queen of all southern culinary paula deen. if you live above the mason-dixon line, befriend a southerner and have some sent to you.
    I am a southerner from Georgia but currently live in Catskill New York. I will have my family, who are still in Georgia send you some of the Duke May-nase. Personally, I love mayo. I think Mircle whip is disgusting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon View Post
    Yes... mayo is Satan's cum!
    People look at me like alien when they learn I don't like Ketchu, Mustard, Relish, Mayo...just about ever condoment imaginable. As far as toppings on a hot dog or burger, I'm fine with cheese and onion or bacon if possible, just add more meat and maybe some lettuce but I often don't get it. People always wonder how i can eat a hot dog with nothing on it or a hamburger with nothing on it. I just prefer it. I'll eat a steak cooked in natural juices, I only use Worcheshire and maybe some Cilantro.

    You know what crazy condoment consumers? I think you're all weird and crazy, covering up the delicious tastes of food with those hideous gloppy gloops. French Fries taste just fine with a touch of salt.

    However, ever since I order a Fajita at Taco Bell with sour cream on it (hadn't had it in years) without knowing it and liking it, I've come to love sour cream - but only with mexican food and perogies.

    Lol, I had a create conversation with my uncle on thanksgiving. At big meals involving turkey and stuffing I take a bun/bread, add turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, vegetables if I'm in the mood and add some gravy. My uncle looks at me and says "That's disgusting." then puts mustard on his turkey. I then said "I think that's disgusting." and he hasn't said anything since, that was about six years ago.

    I'm sick of the prejudices against those who dislike condoments. I grew up being told by everyone I'm a picky eater. Hell no! So condoments are commonly liked well broccolli and asparagus and brussel sprouts are often hated and I love them like no other vegetable. I make my mom buy be those three because they are more delicious than anything....
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    Quote Originally Posted by R_of_G View Post
    mayo. the only "miracle" about miracle whip is that people buy it
    exactly!

    I like Kraft Mayo, with lime.
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