you just described every holiday i celebrate
cannot see the elephant in the auditorium
you just described every holiday i celebrate
cannot see the elephant in the auditorium
I masturbated too much and went blind.
Thinks Aurora Borealis is the scientific name for a unicorn.
All that's left of what we were is what we have become.
And yet I still have never seen one
thinks hypoglycemic is a way of calling someone a hippopotamus...
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It's not? Maybe I shouldn't have kicked my doctor's ass, then...
Giggles everytime someone says "Wii"
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
I laughed out loud about this because I actually do .... You made my day!!!!
Makes fun of people's nosehairs in front of them.
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Hey LadyHitchhiker... nice nosehair!!! HA!
Styles their hair with expired milk.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
I get off on the smell.
Is going to capture my essence and market it as a perfume.
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i'll make millions i tell you. millions!
believes that i'll actually share the money from the liz perfume.
Actually uses the "Liz Perfume."
*Goes ice fishing with a "hot glue gun."
All that's left of what we were is what we have become.
I like to seal up the holes afterwards...
Is annoyed by the noid.
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But only by those that don't answer their phone.
Eats fishes because they are so delicious.
All that's left of what we were is what we have become.
Gotta go fishing!
Eats green eggs and ham.
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i do not like green eggs and ham, i do not like them sam i am. i will not eat them on a boat, i will not eat them in a moat. i will not eat them on a train, i will not eat them in the rain. i will not eat them here or there, i will not eat them anywhere. i do not like green eggs and ham. I DO NOT LIKE THEM SAM I AM!
is going to have dr. seuss rhymes in their head for the rest of the day.
along with "Peaches" by PUSA
Is stuck in opposite land
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i am not!(don't think about it! it won't confuse you)
hit the ground running, but crashed into a wall
Yowch!
Carries around pieces of cardboard made to look like speech balloons from comics.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
I just want to be completely clear to everyone what I mean. Especially the hearing impaired. I have ones set up with bumps for the blind as well.
Always speaks proper olde english.
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Only when I feel olde.
If the road to Hell is paved with good intentions, what do they use to fill in the pot holes?
All that's left of what we were is what we have become.
the souls of the damned
thinks mountain doo is Scooby's cousin
He is!.... isn't he? On his mother's sister's former roommates' side?...
Has a habit of stealing STOP signs.
It's to be sure that people get bills and lose points on their drivers' licences.
Is actually the cleanest person playing on this thread.
I actually JUST took a shower...
Has the dirtiest car out of all the people playing on this thread.
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umm . . . you saw it?how did you get from the UP to Chicago so fast?
Really wants to be a rock & roll singer!!
This collecting stuff is a sickness! ~Patrick
Or at least shake my ass on the hood of white snakes' car...
Wants to join the band Presidents of the united states of america
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i know the song "lump" by heart!
thinks the song "i believe i can fly" is an instruction manual
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