Has a disturbing avatar
Has a disturbing avatar
A hound will die for you, but never lie to you. And he'll look you straight in the face.
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O.o It's a dog in a Volkswagen. What makes it disturbing is knowing that the dog is actually Cujo, and the car is Christine.
Once fought off an entire alien race with only a bicycle pump and the discarded remains of a Mime.
A hound will die for you, but never lie to you. And he'll look you straight in the face.
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Oh. Well, um.. *scratches head* thank you. ^^;
Thanks for the head scratch!
Is jealous of my avatar..
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He (she?) is just so damn sexy!
Will have sardines & crackers for dinner tonight. (It's a special occasion)
I cut them into candy cane and christmas trees, then cry in a corner.
Waits on the rooftop for Santa... With a BB Gun
It's fun to watch the reindeer scatter.
Waits naked under the tree for Santa.
I also wrap my "Stockings" in tinsel.
laces the cookies and milk with arsenic
I'm still trying to kill those damn rats, and Santa knows better.
Spells everything M-O-O-N
M-O-O-N
Makes party but with no alchohol,drugs, and people
It's better that way! Don't you think? No drama and no hangovers.
Howls at the full moon.
It drowns out the voices in my head!
Stares directly into the sun.
Why is there always this bright red circle right in the middle of my peripheral vision?
Robbed a bank armed with nothing but their wits, and a banana.
I managed to attach the banana to my.. unmentionables... like a nunchaku, then proceeded to incapacitate the guards that way. I then broke through the vault after a few awkward minutes, and escaped by using the peel to hold onto a wire from the top floor, swinging down into a Chipendale's next door. They never found me.
Once killed a man with New York's Big Apple.
I made apple sauce!
Likes to dress up like Shirley Temple and spank themself with a hockey stick.
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Why is everyone looking at me?
Lives in their parents' basement and does dirty things to a doll that looks like George W. Bush.
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago. - Edgar Allan Poe
Bunch together a group of people deliberately chosen for strong religious feelings, and you have a practical guarantee of dark morbidities expressed in crime, perversion, and insanity. - H.P. Lovecraft
*in sing song* And I've got it all on video-e-o-e-o!
Yodels excessively when they're excited.
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naw...it's just gas.
Does all banking in a Richard Nixon mask.
All that's left of what we were is what we have become.
And everytime I take out money I say, "I am not a crook" and wobble my extra chins.
Won't go to sleep without at least four different species of animals in their 3 foot radius.
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www.facebook.com/thespermwhaleandbowlofpetunias
This is my donation page:
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*wonders how they know about my sexual habits*
Will drink their own urine one day
The Tardis (Time And Relative Dimension(s) In Space) duh!
I must find a way to survive waterworld...
Owns a tribble.
This is my blog/page:
www.facebook.com/thespermwhaleandbowlofpetunias
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https://www.razoo.com/br/causes/Maje...h-Resorption-1
not just one, a million of them! breed faster than rabbits little hairballs!
likes to hop on one foot for no reason at all
The Tardis (Time And Relative Dimension(s) In Space) duh!
I have reasons, I'm just not telling.
Bites whale bubbles
has returned from other worlds than these