Paul needs to get with Sir Mix-A-Lot and rewrite "Baby got Back" to "Baby got Book"
Oh, my, God Becky, look at that book
It is so big...........
I like big books and I can not lie
You other collectors can't deny
That when a book this thick and in the waist
You can't help but it gets in your face
You get sprung, want to pull it down for a look
'Cause you notice that it was stuffed
Baby got book.
OK, I won't quit my steady job.
Mulleins