When an ebay listing borders on surreal

[AstroDad]

Maybe surreal isn't the right word, but reading an ebay auction with this description today gave me pause. Feels like a glimpse into one of my kid's futures in 40-50 years.

"This book is near mint condition from my fathers collection, I almost want to list it as brand new but I can not be sure that he didn't read it (It's that clean). He did have another copy of Insomnia, as was the case for most his books, one to keep and one to read. "

[Kingfan24]

Yeah my collection will certainly be in my will to someone who will want to keep them.

[Randall Flagg]

I believe surreal doesn't apply; unless the auction occurred in a hallucination inspired by a dream of yours