Dave
All thoughts and prayers are with you and yours my friend. It's a hard situation to go through in all respects but just remember, that which doesn't kill you makes you stronger. I'm happy that you can find the humor because in ten year's time you may look back at what's going on now and realize that everything that happened was most likely the best of things to set you on the path you need to be on.
You can always count on your friends here and elsewhere if you ever need anything.
Best.
The Pere