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    i thought it was better than alexander, i'll tell you that.
    "So many vows. They make you swear and swear. Defend the King, obey the King, obey your father, protect the innocent, defend the weak. But what if your father despises the King? What if the King massacres the innocent? It's too much. No matter what you do, you're forsaking one vow or another."

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    Quote Originally Posted by OchrisO View Post
    Well, I liked it, but it was probably mostly because of this:





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    worst movie ever for me was A Thin Red Line
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    Fargo.

    Maybe not the worst but it sure was dumb.

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    Fargo was awesome! *gasp*
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    Hmmm, how about Magnolia?

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    Very bad!!

    Also...Eyes Wide Shut
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    Ooooh, I agree.
    I went on a date to that movie....we left without finishing it. Horrible.

    (except the boobies, )

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    Fargo is in my top 10 (of best movies) easy

    Monte, did you not like it because it was set around where you live?
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    No, that wasn't the reason. There was such hype about it when it came out so when I did see it finally, it was nothing compared to what everyone had said. I'm sure that happens sometimes....

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    Ah ok .. I saw it when it had been out on dvd for a couple of years and hadn't heard of it until someone suggested I watch it so there was no preconceptions. (and the cast is awesome)

    Its funny how that affects your viewing experience, isnt it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt View Post
    Very bad!!

    Also...Eyes Wide Shut
    The boobies were the only redeeming factor to this movie.

    And the last line of the movie. It was so unbelievably lame that it actually made me laugh.
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    Showgirls is pretty bad. That movie was full of boobies, and that didn't even help it. :\
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    Let me list the shite:

    The Black Dahlia (Hannah was so right about that)
    Alexander (right on that one, too)
    The Fast and the Furious (just fucking lame)
    Star Wars: The Phantom Menace (just fucking insulting)
    Armageddon (Steve Buscemi is, once again, the only redeeming factor in a Jerry Bruckheimer film)
    Batman and Robin (he should have gotten Buscemi instead of Clooney)
    Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (this is what really killed Christopher Reeve)
    Meteor Man (if you've never seen it, count yourself lucky)
    Godzilla (with Matthew Broderick and a script too bad for even him)
    Grease 2 (jesus, kill me now)
    Lethal Weapon 4 (ruined the series)
    Black Dog (one of the most horrible films ever)
    The Cable Guy (I'd rather drink glass shards)
    Suture (this is a low budget stinker where they try to pass off a black dude and a white dude as identical twins. Actually, it was a younger black guy and a middle-aged balding white man, if that makes any difference. It made me want to burn my face.)
    Scream 3 (sad excuse for an ending)

    And that is all for now. I'm sure I'll think of more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron View Post
    Let me list the shite:

    Star Wars: The Phantom Menace (just fucking insulting)

    I think I just died inside...


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    I like Armaggedon!

    but hound, yeah, hilarious.
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    Totally agree with Godzilla.

    Mathew Broderick should have quit films after Ferris Bueller's - he ruins anything he touches now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZoNeSeeK View Post
    Totally agree with Godzilla.

    Mathew Broderick should have quit films after Ferris Bueller's - he ruins anything he touches now.

    You're just pissed because he was the voice behind Simba and not you.

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    If Simba isn't careful there'll be a wad of man gravy heading his way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZoNeSeeK View Post
    Totally agree with Godzilla.

    Mathew Broderick should have quit films after Ferris Bueller's - he ruins anything he touches now.
    didn't he do Must Love Dogs? I liked that one.
    "So many vows. They make you swear and swear. Defend the King, obey the King, obey your father, protect the innocent, defend the weak. But what if your father despises the King? What if the King massacres the innocent? It's too much. No matter what you do, you're forsaking one vow or another."

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    Fargo's okay. Quite entertaining hearing the waaay overdone stereotypical Minnesoh-tan accent, too.
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    I've never seen Fargo.

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    Oh, I predict a little backlash from this one:

    Natural Born Killers
    (i fucking hate juliette lewis)

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    I know I'm going to get some disagreement on this but for me, Oh Brother Where Art Thou. My kids loved it. My husband and I hated it. And yes, I get the whole Odyssey thing... it was just stupid.

    Another movie that many liked but I just didn't was Raising Arizona. I didn't find one thing funny in that movie. And so many thought it was hilarious. Maybe there are things I just don't get....

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    I have been stabbed in the heart twice, once by the slander against Natural Born Killers, and again by the slander of O Brother Where Art Thou?



    I'm going to go find a corner to weep in.
    There's one hole in every revolution, large or small. And it's one word long.. people. No matter how big the idea they all stand under, people are small and weak and cheap and frightened. It's people that kill every revolution.

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