I'm thinking warming up the car on a cold morning and scrapping the windshield.
What should monkey butlers be trained for?
I'm thinking warming up the car on a cold morning and scrapping the windshield.
The kindness of close friends is like a warm blanket
Packing bong hits
Fellatio, cunnilingus, analingus, s & m, b & d, golden and brown showers...
"It's his eyes, Roland thought. They were wide and terrible, the eyes of a dragon in human form" - Roland seeing the Crimson King for the first time.
"When the King comes and the Tower falls, sai, all such pretty things as yours will be broken. Then there will be darkness and nothing but the howl of Discordia and the cries of the can toi" - From Song of Susannah
You can trust a monkey, dude. If you sent it out to warm up you car, it'd take off in it and use it as a getaway car for a bank robbery, then pick up a kilo of cocaine and a few strippers, leaving a huge mess all in your car.
I recommend not using monkeys for such chores.
There's one hole in every revolution, large or small. And it's one word long.. people. No matter how big the idea they all stand under, people are small and weak and cheap and frightened. It's people that kill every revolution.
Monkey's and strippers go well together Chris. Everyone knows that.
"It's his eyes, Roland thought. They were wide and terrible, the eyes of a dragon in human form" - Roland seeing the Crimson King for the first time.
"When the King comes and the Tower falls, sai, all such pretty things as yours will be broken. Then there will be darkness and nothing but the howl of Discordia and the cries of the can toi" - From Song of Susannah
They do, but it makes a huge fucking mess, and you can't make the monkey clean it up, because it would just steal your car again.
There's one hole in every revolution, large or small. And it's one word long.. people. No matter how big the idea they all stand under, people are small and weak and cheap and frightened. It's people that kill every revolution.
My monkeys don't do that since I broke a few knuckles.
And I do not want a Monkey golden shower
The kindness of close friends is like a warm blanket
Fetching my beer and placing it on the custom indent in the top of their head and perching within easy arms reach.
"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think." - Duma Key
zoneseek@thedarktower.com
Stand on my roof and fling shit at my oh so kind neighbors as they walk by.
That counts as a brown shower...especially if you're into that kink.Originally Posted by Kevin
"It's his eyes, Roland thought. They were wide and terrible, the eyes of a dragon in human form" - Roland seeing the Crimson King for the first time.
"When the King comes and the Tower falls, sai, all such pretty things as yours will be broken. Then there will be darkness and nothing but the howl of Discordia and the cries of the can toi" - From Song of Susannah
Ah! I was going to make this thread yesterday night, you bastard!
Except for the fact that I am not getting aroused/banging the person covered in said shit.That counts as a brown shower...especially if you're into that kink.
Really?
"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think." - Duma Key
zoneseek@thedarktower.com
Cleaning cat litter and doing laundry.
I am Daenerys Stormborn and I will take what is mine. With fire and blood.
or perching under your cat's anoos with a little bag would be even better.
One of our cats almost shat on the other one the other day. The other one stupidly went and shoved its head under the first one's ass when it was about to take a dump.
"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think." - Duma Key
zoneseek@thedarktower.com
Burping the garbage can.
"The Constitution shall never be construed....to prevent the people of the United States who are peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms" (Samuel Adams, Debates and Proceedings in the Convention of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, 86-87)
I wish they made those little bags that horses wear during parades in a cat's size. Swapping out bags would be less nasty than scooping nasty, soiled litter. Gag.
I am Daenerys Stormborn and I will take what is mine. With fire and blood.
or if there was some other pet you could have that ate the cat shit
"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think." - Duma Key
zoneseek@thedarktower.com
Dogs will, but it loses its appeal as a cleaning method when you realize that dogs like to lick you in the face.
There's one hole in every revolution, large or small. And it's one word long.. people. No matter how big the idea they all stand under, people are small and weak and cheap and frightened. It's people that kill every revolution.
Mmmm! *licks lips*
"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think." - Duma Key
zoneseek@thedarktower.com
uuuug. Kitty Candy.
I am Daenerys Stormborn and I will take what is mine. With fire and blood.
monkeys should kill my enemies
and my neighbors who always drill the wall
Ask not what bears can do for you, but what you can do for bears. (razz)
When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)
bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
People keep neglecting my advice that you can't trust monkeys. If you trained a moneky to kill your enemies, it would only be a matter of time before it realized that it could also kill you while you are asleep and have the house all to itself.
There's one hole in every revolution, large or small. And it's one word long.. people. No matter how big the idea they all stand under, people are small and weak and cheap and frightened. It's people that kill every revolution.
yeah but a monkey would need some time to work out that idea, you'd see it get all shifty-eyed and you'd know it's time for a new monkey.
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