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    Razz, that sounds exactly like my cats except its a food issue. Thought maybe if we switched from canned to dry they would stop, but nope the swatting continues.

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    my great grandfather (who has the same last name as me) was a construction worker. he was working on a Hospital (which has the same last name as him and I). He fell off. he had a metal plate put in his head. they didn't treat him at that hospital though, they drove him to Genesis.

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    The last few days, as I was folding laundry, I could not find the spent dryer sheet...not one time. As I was cleaning the yard, there was one of my dog's "gifts" with what looked a lot like a Bounce dryer sheet in it. I found three more like "gifts."
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    i talk to my computer

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    I have to have a fan blowing directly into my face, even during the winter. Which in this area it can get well below zero.

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    same for me at night. probably the reason i've have a perpetual cold since i was 15

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    I'm terrified to 'drink' a bug [like when your outside and it lands in your glass or something] It just really disgustes me.

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    i spend like five minutes looking into a soda can to check for bugs, if i 'm away from it for a few minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by piraterob View Post
    I have to have a fan blowing directly into my face, even during the winter. Which in this area it can get well below zero.
    You too?????

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    My husband made me make a medic alert bracelet that says I'm hypoglycemic and allergic to oranges, because he's afraid that sometime I'll faint and they'll give me orange juice....

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    and i think that cold just caught up with me. I had to turn the fan off

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    Awwwwwwww I hope you feel better soon

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    Quote Originally Posted by razz View Post
    i spend like five minutes looking into a soda can to check for bugs, if i 'm away from it for a few minutes.
    Me too

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    Righ here , right now I have 19 patients on the floor!!

    The answer is within

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    Yet you still find time to post and let us know.


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    that
    is
    awesome.
    the fact that my cold is getting worse is not.

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    *I can heal you across the miles*

    Sit back and try to think of absolutely nothing,
    now...repeat after me. " I am sending all toxic
    substances from my body, they are melting out of me."
    Drink a lot of H20, and when you go to the bathroom...
    repeat the mantra. You will be well in no time !!
    Do you believe?

    The answer is within

    all matter is energy, all energy is GOD

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    your the medic, so it must be true!

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    Then you are healed!

    The answer is within

    all matter is energy, all energy is GOD

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    for some reason which is beyond my ability to comprehend, sometimes when i type thedarktower.org, and press enter, "The Onion News" website opens.

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    Really? Strange...

    Every now and then, to this day, if I'm typing in the full address for tdt.com, I'll end it with .net instead, out of old habit, I suppose. Actually, when I was just typing the example above, I ended it with .net the first time, and had to fix it.

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    I do the same thing STG.... I think the site is gone forever... all those hours I spent there... *sighs*

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    i collect ty beanie babies....but only the bears.

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    as many of you know I took trip from my new York home to Boston this past weekend..well, we were fortunate enough to see a Blue man Group conert..AMAZING by the way..hilariously creepy, and very very cool....

    my point is, on the way from our tour bus to the concert doors, which was only about 30 feet....i was fiddling with the camera which was around my neck and failed to look ahead ogf me...many of my friends were around, I figured they'd tell me if I was about to hit someone/thing


    some friends they are. I walked directly into a street sign...like...unheedingly....scared the bujeezus outta me...hurt my wrist too...scraped skin off, but my dignity wasn't too hurt..i was laughing the hardest....


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