Donate To Keep The Site Ad Free
+ Reply to Thread
Page 4 of 8 FirstFirst ... 2 3 4 5 6 ... LastLast
Results 76 to 100 of 187

Thread: Funny But True

  1. #76
    - razz is a jewel in the rough razz is a jewel in the rough razz is a jewel in the rough razz is a jewel in the rough

    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Posts
    6,241

    Default

    Achluohaptephobia?

  2. #77
    Psychopath William50 is on a distinguished road William50's Avatar

    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Rochester NY
    Posts
    1,544
    Country
    Country Flag
    Gender
    Gender

    Default

    Yeah, like that will ever happen.
    I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago. - Edgar Allan Poe

    Bunch together a group of people deliberately chosen for strong religious feelings, and you have a practical guarantee of dark morbidities expressed in crime, perversion, and insanity. - H.P. Lovecraft

  3. #78
    Psychopath William50 is on a distinguished road William50's Avatar

    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Rochester NY
    Posts
    1,544
    Country
    Country Flag
    Gender
    Gender

    Default

    I am not scared by anything anymore. It was just when I was younger and just getting into the horror genre.
    I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago. - Edgar Allan Poe

    Bunch together a group of people deliberately chosen for strong religious feelings, and you have a practical guarantee of dark morbidities expressed in crime, perversion, and insanity. - H.P. Lovecraft

  4. #79
    Caution: eye irritant Jon has a reputation beyond repute Jon has a reputation beyond repute Jon has a reputation beyond repute Jon has a reputation beyond repute Jon has a reputation beyond repute Jon has a reputation beyond repute Jon has a reputation beyond repute Jon has a reputation beyond repute Jon has a reputation beyond repute Jon has a reputation beyond repute Jon has a reputation beyond repute Jon's Avatar

    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Heaven and Hell
    Posts
    16,028
    My Mood
    Blah
    Country
    Country Flag
    Gender
    Gender

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by William50 View Post
    I used to do that until my bed's legs broke. Now my bed is on the floor with no space between.
    A really curious TotP post. I MUST look at the page before.
    All that's left of what we were is what we have become.

  5. #80
    Psychopath William50 is on a distinguished road William50's Avatar

    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Rochester NY
    Posts
    1,544
    Country
    Country Flag
    Gender
    Gender

    Default

    I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago. - Edgar Allan Poe

    Bunch together a group of people deliberately chosen for strong religious feelings, and you have a practical guarantee of dark morbidities expressed in crime, perversion, and insanity. - H.P. Lovecraft

  6. #81
    Life is beautiful LadyHitchhiker has a spectacular aura about LadyHitchhiker has a spectacular aura about LadyHitchhiker's Avatar

    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Kingsford, Michigan, United States
    Posts
    6,602
    My Mood
    Worried
    Gender
    Gender

    Default

    My eyes were very big as I pressed the previous page button, to read about William50's comment...

  7. #82
    Psychopath William50 is on a distinguished road William50's Avatar

    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Rochester NY
    Posts
    1,544
    Country
    Country Flag
    Gender
    Gender

    Default

    It does sound kind of dirty.
    I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago. - Edgar Allan Poe

    Bunch together a group of people deliberately chosen for strong religious feelings, and you have a practical guarantee of dark morbidities expressed in crime, perversion, and insanity. - H.P. Lovecraft

  8. #83
    Life is beautiful LadyHitchhiker has a spectacular aura about LadyHitchhiker has a spectacular aura about LadyHitchhiker's Avatar

    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Kingsford, Michigan, United States
    Posts
    6,602
    My Mood
    Worried
    Gender
    Gender

    Default

    And it reminds me of when my husband and I were living in Norway (the city), and we broke the bed the day we were moving out of the place, so we had to get a new bed too.

  9. #84
    Psychopath William50 is on a distinguished road William50's Avatar

    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Rochester NY
    Posts
    1,544
    Country
    Country Flag
    Gender
    Gender

    Default

    And how did you two break the bed?
    I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago. - Edgar Allan Poe

    Bunch together a group of people deliberately chosen for strong religious feelings, and you have a practical guarantee of dark morbidities expressed in crime, perversion, and insanity. - H.P. Lovecraft

  10. #85
    Life is beautiful LadyHitchhiker has a spectacular aura about LadyHitchhiker has a spectacular aura about LadyHitchhiker's Avatar

    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Kingsford, Michigan, United States
    Posts
    6,602
    My Mood
    Worried
    Gender
    Gender

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by William50 View Post
    And how did you two break the bed?
    Wouldn't you like to know?

  11. #86
    Life is beautiful LadyHitchhiker has a spectacular aura about LadyHitchhiker has a spectacular aura about LadyHitchhiker's Avatar

    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Kingsford, Michigan, United States
    Posts
    6,602
    My Mood
    Worried
    Gender
    Gender

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Alex View Post
    Try reading Frankenstein before bed.
    The most unscary horror story ever written.
    It will put you to sleep.
    Alex, you ARE COMPLETELY right.

  12. #87
    - razz is a jewel in the rough razz is a jewel in the rough razz is a jewel in the rough razz is a jewel in the rough

    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Posts
    6,241

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Alex View Post
    Try reading Frankenstein before bed.
    The most unscary horror story ever written.
    It will put you to sleep.
    Alex, you ARE COMPLETELY right.
    perfect for when you run out of cat tranquilizers!

  13. #88
    Life is beautiful LadyHitchhiker has a spectacular aura about LadyHitchhiker has a spectacular aura about LadyHitchhiker's Avatar

    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Kingsford, Michigan, United States
    Posts
    6,602
    My Mood
    Worried
    Gender
    Gender

    Default



    You made me laugh out loud, Razz.

  14. #89
    Satanic Mechanic B Rag will become famous soon enough B Rag's Avatar

    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Electric Avenue
    Posts
    405
    Country
    Country Flag
    Gender
    Gender

    Default

    <--- Can move his arms all the way over his head and behind his back without unfolding his hands.
    Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.

    Quote Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
    my itty bitty boy parts need the movie to grow
    You can't ignore my girth.

  15. #90
    Psychopath William50 is on a distinguished road William50's Avatar

    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Rochester NY
    Posts
    1,544
    Country
    Country Flag
    Gender
    Gender

    Default

    That sounds dangerous... and painful. I can crack most of my body's joints. And it doesn't even hurt at all.
    I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago. - Edgar Allan Poe

    Bunch together a group of people deliberately chosen for strong religious feelings, and you have a practical guarantee of dark morbidities expressed in crime, perversion, and insanity. - H.P. Lovecraft

  16. #91
    Satanic Mechanic B Rag will become famous soon enough B Rag's Avatar

    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Electric Avenue
    Posts
    405
    Country
    Country Flag
    Gender
    Gender

    Default

    Nah, it's not painful. I don't even remember where they're supposed to stop... lol.
    Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.

    Quote Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
    my itty bitty boy parts need the movie to grow
    You can't ignore my girth.

  17. #92
    Psychopath William50 is on a distinguished road William50's Avatar

    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Rochester NY
    Posts
    1,544
    Country
    Country Flag
    Gender
    Gender

    Default

    I know a kid who can twist his foot all the way around and walk like that. Everyone freaks out because it really looks like his foot is on backwards.
    I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago. - Edgar Allan Poe

    Bunch together a group of people deliberately chosen for strong religious feelings, and you have a practical guarantee of dark morbidities expressed in crime, perversion, and insanity. - H.P. Lovecraft

  18. #93
    Satanic Mechanic B Rag will become famous soon enough B Rag's Avatar

    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Electric Avenue
    Posts
    405
    Country
    Country Flag
    Gender
    Gender

    Default

    Haha, he should go around and pretend to get in accidents and say he injured his foot!
    Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.

    Quote Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
    my itty bitty boy parts need the movie to grow
    You can't ignore my girth.

  19. #94
    Psychopath William50 is on a distinguished road William50's Avatar

    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Rochester NY
    Posts
    1,544
    Country
    Country Flag
    Gender
    Gender

    Default

    I bet he could make some money with it.
    I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago. - Edgar Allan Poe

    Bunch together a group of people deliberately chosen for strong religious feelings, and you have a practical guarantee of dark morbidities expressed in crime, perversion, and insanity. - H.P. Lovecraft

  20. #95
    Life is beautiful LadyHitchhiker has a spectacular aura about LadyHitchhiker has a spectacular aura about LadyHitchhiker's Avatar

    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Kingsford, Michigan, United States
    Posts
    6,602
    My Mood
    Worried
    Gender
    Gender

    Default

    He could make a mint!

  21. #96
    Satanic Mechanic B Rag will become famous soon enough B Rag's Avatar

    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Electric Avenue
    Posts
    405
    Country
    Country Flag
    Gender
    Gender

    Default

    Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.

    Quote Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
    my itty bitty boy parts need the movie to grow
    You can't ignore my girth.

  22. #97
    Life is beautiful LadyHitchhiker has a spectacular aura about LadyHitchhiker has a spectacular aura about LadyHitchhiker's Avatar

    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Kingsford, Michigan, United States
    Posts
    6,602
    My Mood
    Worried
    Gender
    Gender

    Default

    We posted at the same time about the same hing!!

  23. #98
    Satanic Mechanic B Rag will become famous soon enough B Rag's Avatar

    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Electric Avenue
    Posts
    405
    Country
    Country Flag
    Gender
    Gender

    Default

    It's a sign!
    Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.

    Quote Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
    my itty bitty boy parts need the movie to grow
    You can't ignore my girth.

  24. #99
    Life is beautiful LadyHitchhiker has a spectacular aura about LadyHitchhiker has a spectacular aura about LadyHitchhiker's Avatar

    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Kingsford, Michigan, United States
    Posts
    6,602
    My Mood
    Worried
    Gender
    Gender

    Default

    *sings I saw the sign*

  25. #100
    Satanic Mechanic B Rag will become famous soon enough B Rag's Avatar

    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Electric Avenue
    Posts
    405
    Country
    Country Flag
    Gender
    Gender

    Default

    *sings "Signs" by Tesla*
    Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.

    Quote Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
    my itty bitty boy parts need the movie to grow
    You can't ignore my girth.

+ Reply to Thread
Page 4 of 8 FirstFirst ... 2 3 4 5 6 ... LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts