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when I was a kid I saw this movie about killer pirannas in a lake, in it one leaped from the water and took out a guys throat. For some reason I got it into my head the fish could travel through the toilet so I was scared when I sat down to poop that a piranna would latch onto my butt.
Several hours before class or work I take my pants and coat off the hanger, stitch the belt through the pants' loops, put my wallet in the back pocket, Pocket change and my car keys in a front pocket and hang my pants back up. Then I put my cell, a fresh pack of smokes and a lighter in my coat's breast pocket. Then I take my brief case to the car.
All that's left of what we were is what we have become.
So you're ready for anything?
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My father used to tell us when we went innertubing that we didn't need to let our feet dangle into the water because gators would eat them. Keep in mind that I live in the upper peninsula of Michigan. But it worked... I was scared to let my toes dangle into the water...
I hated when I fell off the inner tube...
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I like to crank up "white and nerdy" or "Amish paradise" by weird al when I'm driving around acting tough and acting like I'm listening to gangster rap.
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I don't wear white very often because it shows off how yellow my teeth are..
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I can't sleep without having my arm wrapped around a pillow....even if that means no pillow under my head.
And I have to have a fan turned on for noise.
I have to have a humidifier or a fan on for noise and I have to watch tv to fall asleep...
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One of my two workplaces reeks of pigeon poop right now...
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My coworker thinks Bigfoot is British (like speaks with the British accent and wears a monocole)..
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i tried my cat's pouched food this morning;
it's chicken feast..
it tastes EXACTLY like canned chicken!!
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Well, I don't know if this is funny or not, but... I can't eat Tootsie Roll Pops, they make my mouth bleed. I think it's because of something else strange: The teeth between my canine and front teeth used to be directly behind my front teeth, about a half an inch back, so I had them pulled. Now the roof of my mouth gets sore when I have a tootsie roll pop, and one time it actually started to bleed a bit.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago. - Edgar Allan Poe
Bunch together a group of people deliberately chosen for strong religious feelings, and you have a practical guarantee of dark morbidities expressed in crime, perversion, and insanity. - H.P. Lovecraft
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
i don't trusy gas lawnmowers
i don't trusy gas lawnmowers
I like gum better after it has been chewed for long time. I like it to have no flavor.
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago. - Edgar Allan Poe
Bunch together a group of people deliberately chosen for strong religious feelings, and you have a practical guarantee of dark morbidities expressed in crime, perversion, and insanity. - H.P. Lovecraft
like gum between tastless, and flavored. so when you chew you get just a hint. if they could get it to stay like that, i'd die happy. not really. i also have this aversion to double posts.
when I go to bed, once the light is off I literally jump into bed because I am afraid something will grab my feet otherwise.
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.
I used to do that until my bed's legs broke. Now my bed is on the floor with no space between.
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago. - Edgar Allan Poe
Bunch together a group of people deliberately chosen for strong religious feelings, and you have a practical guarantee of dark morbidities expressed in crime, perversion, and insanity. - H.P. Lovecraft